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Governor: The Cynerice of Eahland

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Founder: The Cynerice of Eahland

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World Factbook Entry

Approximately half a billion years ago, the continent Avalonia collided with Laurentia, raising the great mountain range that formed the spine of Pangaea, and would eventually become the Green Mountains of Eahland.

Why British West Zuzunia is here rather than in Zuzuniland where it belongs is an open question. Probably the typical Zuzunian difficulty with geography.

Tags: Anti-Fascist, Human-Only, Minuscule, Modern Tech, Password, and Post-Modern Tech.

Avalonia contains 3 nations.

Today's World Census Report

The Lowest Crime Rates in Avalonia

World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Tribal Ochlocracy of British West ZuzuniaAuthoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists“Zuzunia for British West Zuzunians!”
2.The Interstellar Empire of GnarkLeft-Leaning College State Paradise“Better dead than zed.”
3.The Cynerice of EahlandLibertarian Police State Slightly Overzealous Peoples Democracy“Bletsa mid heardheortnese min eaxlgesteallan”

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Avalonia Regional Message Board

The ochlocratically elected representatives of the majority Zuzu tribe of Zuzunia would like to make clear to the international community that our heavy use of DDT and other toxic chemicals in the region of our sovereign state commonly known as East zuzunia is strictly intended to control mosquitoes and other disease-carrying insects, and has nothing whatsoever to do with the goat-loving, disease-carrying East Zuzunians or the criminal rebel that has unjustly enslaved them.

The long-oppressed people of Zuzuniland have at last risen up against the regime of the tyrant Robert Mbundwe, rallying behind the red-and-yellow-and-green-and-white-and-blue banner of the Zuzunian Communist Party (Marxist-Stalinist-Kimilsungist). A new age of peace and prosperity has dawned on our great nation, and all shall benefit, even the feculent chicken farmers of the portion of the Republic commonly known as British West Zuzunia.

Although the tyrant took the greater portion of our great land's material wealth when he fled the country, we have a resource more valuable than gold or goats: the brave people of our land. It is hereby announced that it is the People's will that the working day will be raised from 14 hours to 16 hours until the current state of emergency has ended and our land is restored to her former glory.

Comrade General George Wlasuti
President of the Supreme Soviet of the Zuzunian People
Chairman of the ZCP-MSK

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