The Lowest Crime Rates in Axis of Absurdity
World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Empire of Neurotic Pandas | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Tumdedum” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of You cant Stopistan | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “It seemed like a good idea at the time” | |
| 3. |  The Colony of Ionsy | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “Veni Vidi Vici” | |
| 4. |  The Commonwealth of Takkaviita XXXVIII | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Fireplace cloak” |
