The Nicest Citizens in Black Bear
World Census sociology experts studied citizens from various nations to determine which seemed most friendly and concerned for others.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Free Land of Tediven | Tyranny by Majority Tyranny by Bourgeois | “From Many, One” | |
| 2. |  The Holy Sword of Antiquas | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Patience will achieve more than force.” | |
| 3. |  The Territory of Ivroa | Right-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists | “O yea” |
