by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Confederation of Corrupt Dictators is ranked 8,038th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Holy Empire of RakBibiStanCorporate Police State Halliburton“There is nothing because there was nothing”
2.The Nation of Domination of WWE TownIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“I OWE YOU ONE PAL”
3.The Empire of ShiyaPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“Im a friendly fascist for I do know what’s best for you”
4.The Cra'ad Nation of TanjeriaCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“Strength, Unity, Purity”
5.The Greater Republic of NatviaIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Everything for the General”
6.The Republic of HunemIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Bread and circuses”
7.The Corporate Conglomerate of ValeroxIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Now with 0% unemployment!”
8.The Armed Republic of PetroliIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“The fog guides us all.”
9.The Cursed Burning Legions of HellslayerCorporate Police State Halliburton“A lie believed by all becomes the truth”
10.The Glorious Empire of The CotabazasIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Anarchy no more”
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