The Fattest Citizens in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Confederation of Corrupt Dictators is ranked 8,038th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Holy Empire of RakBibiStan | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “There is nothing because there was nothing” | |
2. | The Nation of Domination of WWE Town | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “I OWE YOU ONE PAL” | |
3. | The Empire of Shiya | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Im a friendly fascist for I do know what’s best for you” | |
4. | The Cra'ad Nation of Tanjeria | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “Strength, Unity, Purity” | |
5. | The Greater Republic of Natvia | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Everything for the General” | |
6. | The Republic of Hunem | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Bread and circuses” | |
7. | The Corporate Conglomerate of Valerox | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Now with 0% unemployment!” | |
8. | The Armed Republic of Petroli | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “The fog guides us all.” | |
9. | The Cursed Burning Legions of Hellslayer | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “A lie believed by all becomes the truth” | |
10. | The Glorious Empire of The Cotabazas | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Anarchy no more” |