by Max Barry

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The Most Authoritarian in Department Store

World Census staff loitered innocuously in various public areas and recorded the length of time that passed before they were approached by dark-suited officials.

As a region, Department Store is ranked 7,817th in the world for Most Authoritarian.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Department of DoubsAuthoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists“Liberté, égalité, fraternité”
2.The Department of VosgesIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“First to financially support the Revolution.”
3.The Department of CharenteIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Égalité, Fraternité, Liberté”
4.The Department of SommePsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“Je me souviens.”
5.The Department of LoiretAuthoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists“Orléanais”
6.The Department of GardMoralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots“Liberté, égalité, fraternité”
7.The Department of CreuseMoralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots“Comté de la Marche”
8.The Department of MeuseIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Meuse-Maas”
9.The Department of IndreAuthoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists“Egalité, Fraternité, Liberté”
10.The Department of Haute-SaoneDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“Égalité, Fraternité, Liberté”
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