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Doll Guldur RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Dynamite Sticks of Cyclical Saboteur

Last WA Update:

Board Activity History Admin Rank

Most Subsidized Industry: 413th Largest Black Market: 420th Largest Mining Sector: 505th+21
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 578th Most Corrupt Governments: 610th Nudest: 722nd Most Nations: 731st Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 745th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 750th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 854th Most Avoided: 868th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 974th Highest Average Incomes: 1,470th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,544th Most Armed: 1,574th Largest Retail Industry: 1,675th Highest Poor Incomes: 2,078th Most Efficient Economies: 2,082nd Most Developed: 2,145th Largest Governments: 2,285th Most Advanced Public Education: 2,333rd Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,380th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,456th Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,469th
World Factbook Entry

Welcome to Doll Guldur which has been refounded by members of The West Pacific Armed Forces on the 26th May, 2017.

Whilst it is appreciated that all of you are either awaiting your next mission or enjoying some rest and recuperation, maybe you would like to add a note to posterity by adding a few pithy or snarky comments on the rmb :) Alternatively, you might enjoy watching this lighthearted, spoof TWPAF recruitment video which was produced by TWP's Regional Sniper Yy4u

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsSMpL_udHg&feature=youtu.be

Please do not leave your WA here unless you are on, about to go on, or have just returned from, an operation. Any puppet left with WA on it after 2 weeks will be ejected from the region.



Embassies: the West Pacific, Atlantic, Kawaii, Versailles Isle, Yuno, mr money headquarters, The Holy Empire of the Papa John, The Borenzoist Clan, Memes, Altino, Nihon, Pandilla, The Kawaii Lands, Tropical World, Invader, Tropical hawaii, and 8 others.Democracy in West Pacific, The land of pork, ancapistan 2 electric boogaloo, United States of Beggystan, Moonkey Federation, South Lebanon, Tau Psi Rho, and Unhinged and United.

The embassy with ancapistan 2 electric boogaloo is being withdrawn. Closure expected .

The embassy with United States of Beggystan is being withdrawn. Closure expected .

The embassy with Unhinged and United is being withdrawn. Closure expected .

Tags: Anti-Fascist, Medium, Password, Puppet Storage, Snarky, and World Assembly.

Doll Guldur contains 25 nations, the 731st most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Lowest Crime Rates in Doll Guldur

World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.

As a region, Doll Guldur is ranked 6,016th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The United Kingdom of Mediator 6Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Christmas”
2.The Dynamite Sticks of Cyclical SaboteurIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Mind the Mine, it's Mine!”
3.The Christmas of Mediator1Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Giddy Up”
4.The Boozer of Sozzled SantaAuthoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists“Cheers!”
5.The Christmas of Mediator4Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer”
6.The Sizzler of Sexy SantaCorrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship“Holy Red Holly Berries”
7.The Theocracy of RedemptoriaInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“God's Will”
8.The Democratic Republic of Silent SnorerDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“He Who Laughs Last Laughs Longest”
9.The Unholy Terrors of Captain BonesIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“ARRH!”
10.The Dominion of Mediator 7Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots“42”
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Doll Guldur Regional Message Board

Ooh, embassies!

*restocks the bar*

*Drinks himself silly*

*Walks into the great hall, hangs his trusty cutlass and coat on the rack and orders a round for everyone!*

*Raises his pint in the air*
Hail, Medio!
Lord of Doll Guldur!

Yo ho ho!

Arcveir You are most welcome here as an august retired member of TWPAF's dedicated pirate warriors! Whilst you sit in your rocking chair overlooking the fleet anchored in Bones' Bay, you now have the responsibility of keeping a watchful eye out for ne'er-do-wells coming over the horizon :)

*Pays the annual visit to Doll Guldur to inspect the facilities for retired TWPAF pirates. Buys all the faithful warriors a tot of rum.*

restocks the bar and refrigerator

Greetings from Nihon. We are conducting a diplomatic survey with our allied regions on what makes a military campaign successful?. Please honour us with your esteemed choice on our humble report. Feel free to share as it's an open poll.どうぞよろしくお願いします!

Neotanks

Neotanks are a Land Unit. They are significantly more powerful than Medium Tanks, though not as powerful as Megatanks. They can use their main cannon to attack Land and Naval Units, as well as infantries, Battle Copters and Transport Copters with their Machine Gun.

Neotanks are very powerful against almost every ground units, being able to wipe out infantry and weaker vehicles in one hit. Although they are not as strong as Megatanks, Neotanks have several advantages over them. Neotanks can move 50% faster, carry twice the fuel, three times the ammunition, and cost 20% less to build. This makes Neotanks much more effective than Megatanks when deployed in drawn-out battles. With even number however, Neotanks will always lose against Megatanks. Neotanks are also extremely weak against indirect and Bomber attacks, with 2 or 3 barrages usually enough to destroy a Neotank.

Neotanks are extremely expensive to build and can be eliminated by much cheaper indirect units. Their strong attack mustn't be overestimated, as misplacement could cost you a very expensive unit

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*Enjoys an evening with the TWPAF VA in the Bay of Bones Inn*

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