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Doll Guldur RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Dynamite Sticks of Cyclical Saboteur

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Board Activity History Admin Rank

Most Nations: 517th Nudest: 941st Largest Black Market: 1,077th
World Factbook Entry

Welcome to Doll Guldur which has been refounded by members of The West Pacific Armed Forces.

Whilst it is appreciated that all of you are either awaiting your next mission or enjoying some rest and recuperation, maybe you would like to add a note to posterity by adding a few pithy or snarky comments on the rmb :) Alternatively, you might enjoy watching this lighthearted, spoof TWPAF recruitment video which was produced by TWP's Regional Sniper

Please do not leave your WA here unless you are on, about to go on, or have just returned from, an operation. Any puppet left with WA on it after 2 weeks will be ejected from the region.

Embassies: the West Pacific, Atlantic, Kawaii, Versailles Isle, Yuno, Black Sabbath, mr money headquarters, The Holy Empire of the Papa John, The Borenzoist Clan, Memes, Altino, Meat Rack, Empire of Japan, Inactivity, Nihon, Pandilla, and 3 others.The Kawaii Lands, Hong Kong, and Tropical World.

Tags: Anti-Fascist, Medium, Puppet Storage, Snarky, and World Assembly.

Doll Guldur contains 26 nations, the 517th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Influential in Doll Guldur

World Census experts spent many evenings loitering in the corridors of power in order to determine which nations were the greatest international diplomacy heavyweights.

As a region, Doll Guldur is ranked 9,702nd in the world for Most Influential.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Holy Riders of Stone of CaliburnIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Disinherited by Nation States”
2.The Dynamite Sticks of Cyclical SaboteurIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Mind the Mine, it's Mine!”
3.The Unholy Terrors of Captain BonesIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“ARRH!”
4.The Theocracy of RedemptoriaFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“God's Will”
5.The Dictatorship of Bedebao enabled his Xiphoid Morph as heInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Slice and dice and vaporize”
6.The Jolly of Mediator5Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“Santa Says”
7.The Christmas of Mediator1Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Reindeer”
8.The Reindeer of Mediator2Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“Christmas”
9.The Jolly of Mediator3Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Puppeteer”
10.The Christmas of Mediator4Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer”

Regional Happenings


Doll Guldur Regional Message Board

Nunca nos esperan!

Pirates... don't forget to listen to some inspirational pirate music here:

Here are a few musical themes for pirates to play when about to go raiding... Enjoy :)

Pirates of the Caribbean by 2 Cellos

Conquest of Paradise 1492 by Vangelis

Yo Ho, Ho and a Bottle of Rum by Unknown

Loot is first and wimmen second. Because if ye have the first ye’ll have
the second, but if ye have the second ye won’t have the first for long!

Muppet Treasure Island - Professional Pirate by The Muppets

Pirate of the Coast by Derek and Brandon Fietcher

Drunken Sailor by FleetwoodMaritime

The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald by Gordon Lightfoot

You Can't Hold A Good Man Down by Cornwall's Pirateers

The Eddystone Light by Brothers Four

Read factbook

Nice tag raid, me pirates! Look forward to seeing and reading the Report :)

Nice Mission Report and now 13 embassies under construction :)

Nice work you Papal Pirates!

Post by West nor solfoxia suppressed by Captain Bones.

Sail away, Pirates! May your plunderings be wondrous...

Post self-deleted by Captain Bones.

Congratulations on the Hong Kong operation, a wonderful achievement and the report on TWP forum is a delight to read


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