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Edmundian Empire RMB

WA Delegate: The Sage of Of Altonianic Islands (elected )

Founder: The Dominion of Alfeilm

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Board Poll Activity History Admin Rank

Most Devout: 611th Nudest: 900th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,015th+13
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,262nd Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,296th Most Nations: 1,471st Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,473rd Lowest Crime Rates: 1,544th Most Cultured: 1,583rd Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,847th Healthiest Citizens: 1,848th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,982nd Largest Retail Industry: 2,009th Longest Average Lifespans: 2,019th Most Developed: 2,050th Most Subsidized Industry: 2,302nd
World Factbook Entry

WELCOME TO THE EMPIRE!


The Edmundian Empire is a powerful collection of nations that spans three continents and two oceans. God Bless Edmundia!

We are an Empire built on the values of Freedom, Democracy and Stability.


NEWS

Brought to you by the Imperial Broadcasting Service, Gladesopolis, Great Edmundia

  • Civil war has enveloped Osajia in a four-sided conflict.

  • An attempted coup in the Islands has caused the perpetrators to be banished. Court cases pending.

  • The attempted coup has caused the Isle of Oppression to secede again

  • Mutated rats from Great Edmundia have fixed Osajia's food shortages.



    The Constitution | The Mother Country | The Monarch | The Regional Anthem | International Relations | LinkDiscord



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      List of the Edmundian Empire's Leaders

      MetaGameplay by Bladias . 9 reads.

    2. 1

      The Edmundian Empire - Overview

      FactbookOverview by Alfeilm . 46 reads.

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      Record of All Legislation Ever Passed by a Vote in The Empire

      MetaReference by Of Altonianic Islands . 7 reads.

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      Map of the Empire

      FactbookGeography by Alfeilm . 47 reads.

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      Invictan-Edmundian War

      FactbookHistory by Yikelavia . 154 reads.

    6. 2

      The Imperial Games

      FactbookCulture by Alfeilm . 18 reads.

    7. 1

      The Story Behind the National Animal

      FactbookHistory by Great Edmundia . 23 reads.

    8. 1

      The Church of Edmundia

      FactbookReligion by Great Edmundia . 21 reads.

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    Tags: Anti-Communist, Anti-Fascist, Capitalist, Casual, Conservative, Democratic, Egalitarian, Imperialist, Industrial, Libertarian, Monarchist, Password, and 2 others.Regional Government, and Small.

    Edmundian Empire contains 11 nations, the 1,471st most in the world.

    Today's World Census Report

    The Highest Average Incomes in Edmundian Empire

    The World Census carefully compared the average spending power of citizens in each nation.

    As a region, Edmundian Empire is ranked 2,368th in the world for Highest Average Incomes.

    NationWA CategoryMotto
    1.The Sage of Of Altonianic IslandsLeft-wing Utopia Utopia“We must be adimant on progression, not agression.”
    2.The Empire of Great EdmundiaMoralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots“We Shall Conquer”
    3.The Dominion of AlfeilmMoralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots“To Faith in the Empire”
    4.The Constitutional Monarchy of Liki IslandsMoralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots“Welcome to Paradise”
    5.The Imperial Dominion of New EdmundiaMoralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots“To Serve the Motherland”
    6.The Protectorate of Libertian EdmundiaIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“God Save the Empire”
    7.The Empire of The Dogetopian Trading PostCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“Please buy our luxury goods...or we’ll assasinate you.”
    8.The Soc Latin American Republic of Lava GuavaInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Problems are but opportunities in work clothing.”
    9.The Deserret of The Texan RevolutionMoralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots“Liberty, Prosperity, and Equality”
    10.The Sultanate of OsajiaIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Burdens are tests, both ofthe individual and the nation”
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    Voting opened 8 days ago and will close . Open to all nations. You cannot vote as you are not logged in.

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    Huh... I thought my nation was the only nudist only nation. I know it's kinda weird in an Arab-themed nation. And those sun burns, oh those sun burns. But it was my nation's thing. It was what we were best at. Then Lava Guava comes in here, begins enforces nudity, and apparently does it far better than I did. Rude.

    Opressea wrote:I hereby declare war against every nation in the Empire. Come destroy me! I might be a baby nation compared to all of you, but I'm ready to destroy the world! Let's get my nuclear pogrom I mean program off the ground and we can all be oppressed in a nuclear apocalypse! Yaaaaay!

    Unsure of whether to treat this threat seriously or not, the Imperial Armed Forces have nevertheless been placed on high alert. What this means remains...classified...

    Of Altonianic Islands wrote:*A OAFNN regular segment, "Consulting The Man On The Street" aired regarding this matter*

    Faith Airwater, a local hippy
    "Man, this is morally wrong," The hippy says, while taking a puff on her joint. "This beautiful creature is helping feed millions of starving Osajians! These rats deserve a medal!"

    Andre Guiliania, Islandsian 'businessman'
    "Look, I don't mean to judge, but are these Edmundians even capitalist. I mean, we're socialist, and we've already managed to make billions with this rat trade to Osajia, capiche. Sure, we'll redistribute the wealth to the proletariat, but still."

    Vice Sage Scott Morrison
    "All of this is true, but that doesn't mean Great Edmundia doesn't have the right to exterminate these wretched creatures. As a muy malo (it totally means "very good") politician, I cannot condone any action other than companionship for their choice."

    Anton Fochi, Director of Vaccine Devolpment
    "Ok, so. While these rats might not be the vaccine we were looking for, there are only protections for natural species. What I mean is, we created this species. That means we can do whatever we want with them! As such, let's gather them up, and test all sorts of things that would be reprehensible to do to a NATURAL species."

    There have already been numerous reports of automatic gunfire being heard in the national parks surrounding Gladesopolis, armoured vehicles moving into the parks and campsites being overtaken by military personnel. The Great Edmundian Environmental Protection Agency has released a press statement claiming the activity is due to an "ongoing environmental management operation involving the National Guard Bureau" in the area.

    Great Edmundia wrote:Unsure of whether to treat this threat seriously or not, the Imperial Armed Forces have nevertheless been placed on high alert. What this means remains...classified...

    Islandsian military forces are in control of 90% of the rogue island, after an extended 2 month long campaign. Opressean forces are on the run, and are retreating into war-torn Osajia to set up an illegitimate government-in-exile. This could have long term consequences of creating a fifth side to the already chaotic civil war.

    Great Edmundia wrote:There have already been numerous reports of automatic gunfire being heard in the national parks surrounding Gladesopolis, armoured vehicles moving into the parks and campsites being overtaken by military personnel. The Great Edmundian Environmental Protection Agency has released a press statement claiming the activity is due to an "ongoing environmental management operation involving the National Guard Bureau" in the area.

    -Meanwhile in the Islands-

    Good afternoon today, I'm Raychel Meadows from OAFNN. At the moment, we're tracking the overnight billion dollar industry of rat farming! Due to loopholes in Islandsian legal codes, these rats can be farmed with no regard to typical regulation of the farming indsutry. The industry is now worth about 760 billion Wealth Tokens, and is set to eclipse the 1 trillion mark soon. The Great Edmundians on the other hand are showing their true socialist colors by squandering this wonderful business opportunity. Shame on them. Next, after this commercial break, the scientist that successfully taught a gorilla, through sign language, that it will soon die of cancer. Stay with us!

    Of Altonianic Islands wrote:Islandsian military forces are in control of 90% of the rogue island, after an extended 2 month long campaign. Opressean forces are on the run, and are retreating into war-torn Osajia to set up an illegitimate government-in-exile. This could have long term consequences of creating a fifth side to the already chaotic civil war.

    The collective warlords fighting in this conflict say, "Awwww shi-"

    Due to the collapsing Osajian economy, all sides of the conflict have agreed to change the national currency to what every other former colony of the Islands is; the Wealth Token. This has already increased the economic outlook by 31.8 percent! The abandonment of the Osajese Truth Royal means that there are only two accepted currencies in the entirety of the Empire; The Islandsian Wealth Token, and the Great Edmundian Royal. Latest going rates are 1.03 Great Edmundian Royals to 1 Islandsian Wealth Token

    Osajia wrote:Due to the collapsing Osajian economy, all sides of the conflict have agreed to change the national currency to what every other former colony of the Islands is; the Wealth Token. This has already increased the economic outlook by 31.8 percent! The abandonment of the Osajese Truth Royal means that there are only two accepted currencies in the entirety of the Empire; The Islandsian Wealth Token, and the Great Edmundian Royal. Latest going rates are 1.03 Great Edmundian Royals to 1 Islandsian Wealth Token

    Does that mean none of you will accept my currency? How dare you!

    Osajia wrote:The collective warlords fighting in this conflict say, "Awwww shi-"

    The Opressean leader Cruella de Vil has begun setting up a military encampment in the far south of Osajia. She has begun a genocidal spree with some spare concentration camps she had lying around.

    I don't know how hard this would be, but could you update the map Great Edmundia? It's a little . . . shall I be diplomatic . . . out of date. Keep the original as "ancient" Edmundia, but updating the map to be more modern would be appreciated.

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