The Safest in Eladen
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Eladen is ranked 16,163rd in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Empire of Klesh | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil” | |
| 2. |  The CUP Federal Syndicrats of RightWingConservatives | Free-Market Paradise Randroids | “Outta my way!” | |
| 3. |  The Free land of Ducky II | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “One nation, together for freedom, future and progress” | |
| 4. |  The ELF-Eladen Slave World of Demons of Valkarth | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Death to All” | |
| 5. |  The Irate Exploited Ambulant Mob of Straphangers | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “97% On Time My Ass!” | |
| 6. | The CUP Museum World of The T R E E | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “T-Tree R-Rootimenary E-Educational E-Exposition” | |
| 7. |  The Forever Fields of Mr Strawberry | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “Let me take you down Cos I'm going to Strawberry Fields” | |
| 8. |  The Intergalactic Trailer Park of Coomlag | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “tony soprano state” | |
| 9. |  The Arling of Nymeros | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Dobulilza, Dobūljunti, Dopryjatan” | |
| 10. |  The Empire of Landwarden | Right-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists | “God,Justice,Nation” |
