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Post by Ancapstands suppressed by Monarche.

IF 🇺🇸 YOU 🇺🇸 SEE 🇺🇸 A LINK 🇺🇸 THAT 🇺🇸 SAYS 🇺🇸 DONALD 🇺🇸 TRUMP 🇺🇸 NUDES 🇺🇸 DON’T 🇺🇸 CLICK 🇺🇸 ITS 🇺🇸 A 🇺🇸 VIRUS 🇺🇸 THAT 🇺🇸 PUTS 🇺🇸 AMERICAN 🇺🇸 FLAGS 🇺🇸 BETWEEN 🇺🇸 EVERY 🇺🇸 WORD 🇺🇸 YOU 🇺🇸 TYPE

Middle Vers and Xeosia later

Third Soviet Union wrote:The planetary shield is opened so the shuttle can safely enter the planet's surface, The orbit of harvest appears to be heavily fortified by Soviet fleets and orbital defenses, And around the planet is an artificial ring which is the headquarters of the Soviet military space command

Asseylum is astonished and amazed by the Soviet technology, as her shuttle cruises through the opening.

After a awhile, the shuttle touches down near the outskirts of the megacity (preferably where an entry point is located or, if required, an outer gate)

Ancapstands

HOW 🇺🇸 DO 🇺🇸 I 🇺🇸 GET 🇺🇸 RID 🇺🇸 OF 🇺🇸 THIS

Middle Vers and Xeosia later

Ancapstands wrote:HOW 🇺🇸 DO 🇺🇸 I 🇺🇸 GET 🇺🇸 RID 🇺🇸 OF 🇺🇸 THIS🇺🇸

Idk...
Reset?

Ancapstands

Middle Vers wrote:Asseylum is astonished and amazed by the Soviet technology, as her shuttle cruises through the opening.

After a awhile, the shuttle touches down near the outskirts of the megacity (preferably where an entry point is located or, if required, an outer gate)

The City appears to be unimaginably beautiful, The city is surrounded by skyscrapers the population of the mega city is over 100 million people, The City also has no pollution whatsoever thanks to the fact that the Soviet Union uses fission energy for its factories and electricity, The vehicles on the ground are powered by nuclear energy

Middle Vers wrote:Idk...
Reset?

GIVE 🇺🇸 ME 🇺🇸 A 🇺🇸 MOMENT

Ancapstands wrote:HOW 🇺🇸 DO 🇺🇸 I 🇺🇸 GET 🇺🇸 RID 🇺🇸 OF 🇺🇸 THIS

Try clicking that one ad that's just a maple syrup bottle.

Ugh, I had to sign in to TSP forums for the embassy request

Ancapstands

Xeosia later wrote:Try clicking that one ad that's just a maple syrup bottle.

God 🇺🇸🍁 damn 🇺🇸🍁 you

Xeosia later and Monarche

I had a nice TG drafted too

Ancapstands wrote:God 🇺🇸🍁 damn 🇺🇸🍁 you

Gives you a virus that forces you to type with hammer and sickles as well

Middle Vers and Ancapstands

Ancapstands wrote:God 🇺🇸🍁 damn 🇺🇸🍁 you

owu

Ancapstands

Third Soviet Union wrote:The City appears to be unimaginably beautiful, The city is surrounded by skyscrapers the population of the mega city is over 100 million people, The City also has no pollution whatsoever thanks to the fact that the Soviet Union uses fission energy for its factories and electricity, The vehicles on the ground are powered by nuclear energy

(Yes, ScIeNce, ok I'm assuming there's a large defensive wall surrounding the entire city)
Asseylum exits her shuttle and approaches the fort/wall. She's never seen such a large emplacement.

Third Soviet Union wrote:Gives you a virus that forces you to type with hammer and sickles as well

Someone 🇺🇸🍁 ☭ please 🇺🇸🍁 ☭ help

Middle Vers wrote:(Yes, ScIeNce, ok I'm assuming there's a large defensive wall surrounding the entire city)
Asseylum exits her shuttle and approaches the fort/wall. She's never seen such a large emplacement.

Yes it is...

An army of Soviet Soldiers stand right there, They appear extremely motionless and then, They all at the exact same time salute the premier as he arrives, And behind him are soldiers that look different from the rest of them, The soldiers following the premier are of course the premier's legendary elite guard, The elite guard is definitely worthy of protecting the premier

Third Soviet Union wrote:The City appears to be unimaginably beautiful, The city is surrounded by skyscrapers the population of the mega city is over 100 million people, The City also has no pollution whatsoever thanks to the fact that the Soviet Union uses fission energy for its factories and electricity, The vehicles on the ground are powered by nuclear energy

You keep using the wrong term
Fission is the kind we use now, it produces carbon emissions and is highly radioactive

Fusion is the eco friendly one with incredible power output

Own a musket for home defense

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

Middle Vers and Xeosia later

Monarche wrote:You keep using the wrong term
Fission is the kind we use now, it produces carbon emissions and is highly radioactive

Fusion is the eco friendly one with incredible power output

I'm talking about the one that has an artificial star in it

Third Soviet Union wrote:I'm talking about the one that has an artificial star in it

That would be a dyson sphere and your SA is t high enough for those

Monarche wrote:That would be a dyson sphere and your SA is t high enough for those

Got it...

Third Soviet Union wrote:Got it...

You are close though

Ancapstands wrote:Own a musket for home defense

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

This is hilarious, but
"Just as the founding fathers intended." bloo'y kiled meh man.

Ancapstands

AITA For Killing My Political Rival To Win The Election?

Using an alt account because of people trace this back to me my reelection chances might get hurt.

I (74M) am finishing up my first term as President of the United States of America. Let me tell you, America is an incredible country, probably one of the best countries in the whole nation. As my reelection comes closer and closer, my opponent Sleepy Joe has been leading in approval ratings, and I began to get worried. Let me tell you, I am the best at being worried. Just ask anybody in my administration, I get worried like no other president. Anyways, I was considering putting Sleepy Joe to sleep for good, which I think is a service not only to his family, but also the nation as a whole. I was going to ask my good pal Putin to borrow some of that poison he’s using to silence the libtards in his country. So nationstates, am I the as*shole?

EDIT: I’m not Donald Trump.

EDIT 2: Stop saying I’m Donald Trump.

EDIT 3: I got the nuclear launch codes keep testing me and you can say bye bye to the Caribbean’s.

EDIT 4: Adios Bahamas.

REAL EDIT (Ignore if not the FBI): For legal reasons, this is all revolving a Minecraft server with my friends, not the current political events surrounding the United States. No public officials are being threatened here, just my friends virtual avatar. Don’t worry FBI, we’re all good.

Middle Vers and Xeosia later

Third Soviet Union wrote:Yes it is...

An army of Soviet Soldiers stand right there, They appear extremely motionless and then, They all at the exact same time salute the premier as he arrives, And behind him are soldiers that look different from the rest of them, The soldiers following the premier are of course the premier's legendary elite guard, The elite guard is definitely worthy of protecting the premier

Asseylum continues walking to until she is only a couple of yards away from the Soviet Army.

Monarche wrote:You are close though

Are you saying I don't have the scientific advancement for them?

Because I'm almost at 600 scientific advancement

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