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Are you winning Third Soviet Union?

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Third Soviet Union wrote:Premier Elijah: But we have half a Galaxy on our side... Overwhelming Force quickly is the best way to go... Also the ancap resistance has completely collapsed... My primary concern is Alexander now

Asseylum: I see history hasn't fazed you. I'll deal with the reinstatement of Ancpastands once we've liberated Mars. I've requested access to Kaiserin Victoria's court case in an attempt to free her charges of high treason and corruption.

Middle Vers wrote:Asseylum: I see history hasn't fazed you. I'll deal with the reinstatement of Ancpastands once we've liberated Mars. I've requested access to Kaiserin Victoria's court case in an attempt to free her charges of high treason and corruption.

Elijah's eyes seem to change color to red

Premier Elijah: History doesn't define the ones who write it...

THAT'S IT I did it folks. I brutally murdered a KAREN today. Yes, this is NO JOKE. I'm confessing to an ACTUAL FIRST DEGREE MURDER of a woman named KAREN because YOUR STUPID MEMES have ROTTED MY MIND. I'm going to JAIL BYE. But give me LIKES FIRST

Third Soviet Union and Xeosia later

Pride Month🏳️‍🌈 is Over

🚨ALERT🚨 🚨ALERT🚨

PRIDE 🏳️‍🌈 MONTH🗓 IS OFFICIALLY OVER❌

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IT IS NOW ILLEGAL TO BE #GAY 🏳️‍🌈 ANYWHERE ON STRAIGHT📏 MOTHER EARTH 🌎🌐🌍🌏

BISEXUALS MUST HEAD TO YOUR NEAREST GOVERNMENT BUILDING 🎟 AND RECEIVE A "Bi-Ticket Admission Allowance System Check in Mark" TO BE PUT UNDER EXAMINATION 🔍 TO DETERMINE IF YOU ARE TO BE LEFT IN THE GENE POOL. 🤽‍♂️🤽‍♀️

THE 🏳️‍🌈❌GAYSTAPO❌🏳️‍🌈 👮‍♂️👮‍♂️🚔🚔 WILL BE INSPECTING ALL RESIDENTS🏘 OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA 🇳🇺🇳🇺🇳🇺 TO SEARCH FOR ANY GAY ACTIVITY

ANY HOMOSEXUAL ACTIVITY CAN WARRANT ARREST🔒👮‍♂️OR POSSIBLE ☠DEATH☠ PENALTY

STAY VIGILANT AND STRAIGHT📏📏❌🏳️‍🌈❌🏳️‍🌈❌🏳️‍🌈❌🏳️‍🌈❌

Third Soviet Union wrote: Elijah's eyes seem to change color to red

Premier Elijah: History doesn't define the one who writes it...

Asseylum gasps, noticing his eyes change, and bows her head apologetically.

Asseylum: I... I did not mean to offend you by saying such a thing. I'm sorry...

In Peachment

Trump sat back in his chair with a smirk. He was ecstatic about the fact that the constitution would protect him from democracy due to the fact that the only way to remove him from office was to put him in a peach. A PEACH. He could never fit in such a small object, such a feat was impossible. "ORDER ORDER" said Pelosi. "Donald Trump, you have abused executive power for far too long. I order that you are put in peach" Trump laughed. "Your honor, there is no way I can fit in peach." Pelosi grinned and then turned to the gates at the back of the room. "BRING OUT THE GIANT PEACH." Trumps heart stopped. The gates slowly and ominously opened to reveal a massive peach the size of a two story building. "I-impossible" Trump said, his orange skin turning pale. "How could this be?" "Today Ladies and Gentlemen..." said pelosi with an even wider grin. "Blumpf In peach"

Middle Vers, Third Soviet Union, and Xeosia later

Middle Vers wrote:Asseylum gasps, noticing his eyes change, and bows her head apologetically.

Asseylum: I... I did not mean to offend you by saying such a thing. I'm sorry...

Premier Elijah: Don't be frightened of me... I'll be happy once Alex and his empire lies in ashes

Ancapstands

for every like, i will send this to the chinese governments email

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Third Soviet Union wrote:Premier Elijah: Don't be frightened of me... I'll be happy once Alex and his empire lies in ashes

Asseylum: Yes, if that's what you want.
What do you need me to do?

That’s one email

Middle Vers wrote:Asseylum: Yes, if that's what you want.
What do you need me to do?

Premier Elijah: Whatever you seem necessary... Just make sure to shatter their hopes and dreams

Ancapstands wrote:That’s one email

That’s two

Third Soviet Union wrote:Premier Elijah: Whatever you seem necessary... Just make sure to shatter their hopes and dreams

she nods
Asseylum: What do you plan to do after we eliminate Alex?

Middle Vers wrote:she nods
Asseylum: What do you plan to do after we eliminate Alex?

Premier Elijah: I will inflict the same punishment upon them as they did with ancap... It's only fair

Third Soviet Union wrote:Premier Elijah: I will inflict the same punishment upon them as they did with ancap... It's only fair

Asseylum: ok, I was just curious.

Middle Vers wrote:Asseylum: ok, I was just curious.

Premier Elijah: Don't take my anger personally... And I'm sure you would want the same after everything the alexandrians did to ancap...

Third Soviet Union wrote:Premier Elijah: Don't take my anger personally... And I'm sure you would want the same after everything the alexandrians did to ancap...

Asseylum: I was just startled... that's all. You're very intimidating. Yes, of course I want justice.

Middle Vers wrote:Asseylum: I was just startled... that's all. You're very intimidating. Yes, of course I want justice.

Premier Elijah: I have that effect on people... Anyways my clone Army will continue to expand... And with it the Navy... Alexander isn't the only one with the numbers advantage

Third Soviet Union wrote:Premier Elijah: I have that effect on people... Anyways my clone Army will continue to expand... And with it the Navy... Alexander isn't the only one with the numbers advantage

Asseylum: It suits you in a good way... A clone army? That sounds like a good idea.

Juts send two of those emails to the chines government

If I’m not online tomorrow you will know why

Middle Vers wrote:Asseylum: It suits you in a good way... A clone army? That sounds like a good idea.

Premier Elijah: The project has been active since 2215... Let's just say I won't ever be needing manpower again

Ancapstands wrote:Juts send two of those emails to the chines government

If I’m not online tomorrow you will know why

Oh no lol

Ancapstands

Post self-deleted by Ancapstands.

Third Soviet Union wrote:Premier Elijah: The project has been active since 2215... Let's just say I won't ever be needing manpower again

Asseylum: Indeed. We've been cloning since... I'm not sure, it was recently. But these AI models serve as workers for the state... We've never used them for warfare. I admire your idea of using clones as an army.

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