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Too-technical japan

Too-technical japan wrote:Hello, everyone! Today we will have a game night at 18:30 - 19:30 (EDT), 23:30 - 00:30 (GMT), 15:30 - 16:30 (PST).

Quote and type a letter to vote!

Your choices are:
Cards Against Humanity: A (0 votes)
Broken Picturephone: B (0 votes)
Among Us: C (0 votes)
Skribbl.io: D (0 votes)

Broken Picturephone is basically Telestrations. Alternating drawing the word/thing you were given, then guessing what on earth the last person drew. See how far off from the original word we end up by the end.

This game night will also slightly overlap the movie night hosted by Skar Quilor at 18:00 (EST/EDT), 00:00 (GMT), 15:00 (PST). We will most likely be watching Deadpool.

Sadly, the time and dates announcements and links have been considered confusing. Here is a time converter instead: www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/converter.html

We will be playing Cards Against Humanity (vote counted on the Discord server) in less than 10 minutes!

Here is the link: https://pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=188

The password is Kantrias, The nickname is up to you, and the identification is optional

Saldagon

Saldagon

Too-technical japan wrote:We will be playing Cards Against Humanity (vote counted on the Discord server) in less than 10 minutes!

Here is the link: https://pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=188

The password is Kantrias, The nickname is up to you, and the identification is optional

And the password is Kantrias :P

Which you got in before I posted it :P

Too-technical japan

Happy birthday, Too-technical japan

Saldagon, Too-technical japan, and Reborn Empire of Ulm

Too-technical japan

Zoygaria wrote:Happy birthday, Too-technical japan

It’s not my birthday-?

Oh my gosh! They flag of the card is so cute!! I- Thank you!! I’m honored to receive this gift :D

Too-technical japan wrote:It’s not my birthday-?

Oh my gosh! They flag of the card is so cute!! I- Thank you!! I’m honored to receive this gift :D

I figured it wasn't your birthday, I just wanted to be funny and give you a cute card I found

Saldagon, Too-technical japan, and Reborn Empire of Ulm

Too-technical japan

Zoygaria wrote:I figured it wasn't your birthday, I just wanted to be funny and give you a cute card I found

Awww thank you!! Regardless of it being my birthday, I’m glad you thought of me :D

Reborn Empire of Ulm wrote:I Aquilonnia I Battlefield I

,,Hold soldiers, hold! I claim this hole for the Empire! I will not let enemy have it, no matter the cost!'' Comissar Viktor Mayer was in his element. Although they were taking out Zoygarians one after another, it was only a matter of time before Zoygarian charge would reach their position and Hans was very well aware of that. Grimly he prepared a grenade, determined to deny Zoygarians foothold even if it meant blowing himself up. Then he felt a tap on his shoulder. It was Otto.
,,Hans, turn around. The forest...''
,,Oh...''

,,Oh, now they've done it... I'll give it to those cheese lovers, they've got guts.''
,,Hmph. I thought that this battlefield was not worth our time. I'm glad to be proved wrong.''
By leaving relative safety of trenches Zoygarians gave proud warriors of Ulm challange which they would never decline. They've fought on many battlefields and they knew when they saw a worthy opponet. Rare as such encounters were, response was always the same. They faced them head on, and swiftly sent them to Valhalla.
,,My name is Lars Nowitzki! I ask you men gathered here. WHO ARE YOU?''
,,We are warriors of the Empire.''
,,WARRIORS OF THE EMPIRE! WHAT DO YOU DO?''
,,WE MOVE FORWARD!''
Zoygarians must have not believed their eyes. Abandoning their positions Ulm's shocktroops charged as one showing no hesitation in face of the enemy. Within seconds seemingly endless sea of matte block armour started to flow out of the forest. Unwavering despite the enemy fire, they ran.

Goodnight I'm kinda sleepy

Okada, Outskirts, Zoygaria

"They did it. Those knuckleheads actually did it..."
Commander Vorieçki glanced around at the starstruck men and women around him— The Ulmian front had abandoned their positions to meet the Zoygarian charge. They had an opening.
"Gunners! Concentrate all of your fire on their flanks! I want two platoons out of the trenches and falling back to the city— Aito, you're in command of the retreat."
"A-aye sir! Wait, are you not coming with us?"
"My duty is to these men, and the defence of this city. You are to take as many as you can back to Okada: defend the people at all costs. The rest of us will remain, and hold off the grey's for as long as we can. The day is young; there's time yet to fight."
The captain nodded solemnly as he realized the responsibility he now held. He was now the final line of defense for Okada— just as 1st Sergeant Havra's company sacrificed themselves to buy time for an escape, Commander Vorieçki was throwing away his own life to buy the city time. Everyone was a martyr...

"Come on people, let's move! 2nd platoon, 3rd platoon, with me! 4th platoon 1st and 2nd squad, follow suit! Let's go, let's go!"
"Huá!"
"Someone help me with this gun!"
"Woo, we're goin' home, boys!"
As the troops fled the trenches to the city, the spray of gunfire from the trenches only intensified. Running out of ammo was of no concern— now, each soldier was a weapon. Pillboxes and makeshift turrets rained hellfire upon the Ulmian flanks in an attempt to soften them up. The good news about not having heavy equipment? The Ulmians didn't either. As Bravia Company charged through the trees, bodies dropped one by one. Undaunted, they continued their yell, charging towards the rapidly approaching unit like tortured souls out of hell. They sounded like banshees...

The gunfire eventually stopped from the two advancing legions with no time to reload. The militant soldiers collided, and an all-out melee fight broke out. Bayonets swung through the foliage, with even sabres and tantos taking flight. 1st Sergeant Havra fell during the charge, her last words being a defiant "Go get em', boys..."

The retreating soldiers reached Okada in excellent time, and immediately proceeded to set up makeshift emplacements and assist civilians seeking shelter. Now, every building was a stronghold. The Zoygarians were hopelessly outnumbered, with no chance of relief. However, they would fight from street to street, 'till each soldier breathed no more. The Zoygarian flag flew proudly over the city under the rapidly advancing storm clouds. These final hours would likely be the last time it flew over the city. Not even a mile away, citizens of Sajemi could hear the crackling of guns. They knew that Okada had fallen.
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Oszk, Capitol District, Czovoska

"Gubernator! Gubernator! Dreadful news..."
Czovoska, like its sister islands, had been undergoing near constant air raid drill for what seemed like an eternity: Governor Bonreí had developed a headache from the wailing of the alarms.
"Yes, what is it? I was half hoping there would be pleasant news for once today..."
"Unfortunately I have no such news, Gubernator. An Ulmian blockade is approaching our territorial waters."
"Kha! They certainly waste no time, do they?"
The Secretary shook his head in response.
"They clearly don't know who they're dealing with— it's time we give Ulm a little military history lesson. Dispatch the Arastian fleet, and have them contact the blockade. Order them to leave at once. If they refuse, blow those tinfoil ducks out of the water."
"Understood, sir."
Czovoska was classified as a key colony— its flag was red, indicating its importance. Czovoska was the central hub for all Zoygarian commerce through the Atticus and Arastian seas, as well as the naval base of the Arastian fleet, Zoygaria's second largest naval force. What Czovoska and its sister islands lacked in size, they more than made up for in firepower.
However, large as the mighty Zoygarian navy may be, it was fractured. The Oblivion Fleet was still in harbor, construction had not yet begun on the Aquilonnian coast guard, and the Porta Lucian navy was miles away from any sort of aid. This meant that the Arastian fleet was on it's own.

A flotilla of 3 Battleships and 2 Destroyers approached the Ulmian blockade. Rear Admiral Szava'la stepped up to the helm, and radioed the enemy fleet.
"This is Rear Admiral Henryk Szava'la of the Tlaloczki Navy. You are intruding upon Czovoski territory with unauthorized and unregistered vessels. Leave at once, or be destroyed."

Too-technical japan and Reborn Empire of Ulm

Too-technical japan

Here’s something really cool!!

While it may be 20 minutes, it flies by quickly.

https://youtu.be/t-_VPRCtiUg

A link to the Fireflies thing if you would like to try it yourself:
https://ncase.me/fireflies/

Too-technical japan wrote:No worries :D

Ichika scrambled out of her position and yelled, "MERIDA-- Wait no, your nickname is Meringue. MARA!!" Light, weak light, was filtering through the hole Mara made. Her slumped figure was definitely horrible for her back, and Ichika, with many failed attempts and probably a lot of pain for Mara, propped her up against the wall. She was against the right or left wall of the painted room. From what she could see, all the color drained from the paint and pooled in large puddles oil and water. It smelled... interesting. It was making her dizzy. Not very good. Not good at all. There was already a slight blur to the corners of her eyes, and there was a faint, annoying buzz. Was it a bee? Or a mosquito? She flapped her hands around in attempt to drive it away with no success. Everything was so confusing!!

Mara's eyes flitted a little and opened. She groaned and sat up. "Are you ok?" She asked rubbing her head. The buzzing noise was becoming a bit too much to handle.

Too-technical japan

Real Name: Unknown
Age: 400-500 years
Threat Level: 5
Life Type: Mutant
Subject #746 is an ancient anomaly about 500 years ago, sometime in the 1700's. It started as a human, and some how mutated into a large egg-laying rabbit. The Foundation has been unable to extract any information from him as to exactly why, and have also been unsuccessful in capturing him. His goal in life is to win over children with candy, so that he can use them as soldiers (as adults) to conquer the world. There have been three attempts to date, all of which have failed horribly. Chocolate guns, unilingual generals, and a mole in the system were the cause of these failures, and he seems to present very little threat for now.
Read factbook


And it continues.

Saldagon and Too-technical japan

Too-technical japan

The Seraph Foundation wrote:Mara's eyes flitted a little and opened. She groaned and sat up. "Are you ok?" She asked rubbing her head. The buzzing noise was becoming a bit too much to handle.

Ichika glanced at Mara, nodded, then put a finger to her lips.
“Is James screaming?” She could barely hear her own voice above the buzzing. She was talking at a tolerable level, wasn’t she? So why did Mara… flinch? She felt bad now, maybe she yelled. The buzzing sounded very much like a lawn mower. Or a cicada. There was a faint yelp every now and then, with the fire of some sort of gun. It was hard to make sense of everything with the colors waving to-and-fro, and the horrible horrible headache! What the heck! No matter how many times she blinked, Ichika couldn’t dispel whatever was poking at her eyes and making them dry. Wiping them hurt. Too much. Her feet ached as well, but she hadn’t stood for a while? She was sitting, wasn’t she?

Too-technical japan

FIRST 1% RATING!!

YAYYYYY!!

Kolbek Palace, Priśtinja, Povoska

Princess Zobieska sat pensively in a quiet corner of the Royal library. The Royal library was one of her favorite places within Povoska to be— secluded, tranquil, and filled with all the books one could ever feign interest in. Though she was clutching a copy of Mary Shelly's Frankenstein, it was not the book she was looking at. From an outside perspective, it appeared as though she was reading. However, her mind was elsewhere. She was thinking of her people, as she often did. She valued their wellbeing more than anything else, and all too often came a decision she felt might put them at risk.

The people of Povoska loved their Princess. She was highly educated, humble, kind, beautiful, and had a deep respect for her subjects. Unlike her father, she preferred to shy away from public eye, keeping to herself even within the massive walls of the Kolbek palace. However, she frequented local libraries and cafes around Priśtinja, and was unafraid to make a public announcement when necessary.
Though, it could also be said that she overextended herself. Always prioritizing the welfare of her staff and citizenry, she often stayed up late into the night, or found herself over encumbered with tasks. When forced to make executive decisions, she often took an immense amount of time weighing and fretting over each nuance and possible outcome, and how it might impact Povoska down the line. Oh how shocked she was with the declaration of war.

Normally, tensions escalated over time, and slowly built up into each and every crevasse of a situation, eventually bursting into war. However, the most recent conflict all over the news was entirely spontaneous, and left the entire world seeking answers. People were preemptively dubbing it "The Lightning War" due to how suddenly it sparked up. The Principality of Povoska was a member of the Imperial Commonwealth, but followed different rules than other Zoygarian colonies due to its status as Principality. Ruled by the Zoygarian heir, it made decisions independent of Vostok, and was given the same independent authority as a Protectorate might have. When Vostok declared war, each colony declared war, exempting Povoska. The colonies could release official declarations, but once war was declared from the mainland, the colonies were automatically roped in. Povoska however, was different. Like a Protectorate, it could declare its own neutrality or engagement as an independent nation. Like a Protectorate, it had its own division of seats in parliament. With all this in mind, Princess Zobieska was one faced with a choice. Aid the motherland, or stay neutral? She feared for the worst. For now she would wait. Watch and wait. Listen and wait. She shook herself from her stare, and resumed reading.

Saldagon, Too-technical japan, and Reborn Empire of Ulm

Happy Easter!

Saldagon, Too-technical japan, and Reborn Empire of Ulm

Rylolania wrote:Happy Easter!

Happy Easter to you too.

Sorry Zoygaria but it turns out that I will not be able to write RP today at all. Just my luck.

Zoygaria, Too-technical japan, and Rylolania

Post self-deleted by The state of united cascadia.

The dutch southeast india company

Europeia

Hello

Too-technical japan and The state of united cascadia

Post self-deleted by The state of united cascadia.

BDDV Department of the Werhmacht

A Young General sits in a small yet very decorated office, a national hero of sorts. Noted for bravery and skill in battle, notably during the Berlin uprisings. He rose through the ranks fast, he is currently waiting to send his men into battle. As he waits he picks up a photograph, one that brings a tear to his eye.

General of the Wehrmacht Gustav Wilhelm von Bayern: Young... they were all too young. Not even out of Highschool, yet they fought till the bitter end. Yet here we are, a new conflict on the horizon. No one learns, not even the Kaiserin. But soon, we will prove ourselves. What does the High General have planned. With Zoygarian aggressions, even the Jihon are preparing to mobilize... this whole situation is familiar. Centuries ago, an event like this happened. Splintering the world. Is it possible for the BDDV to steel itself. Kommandant, what would you have done in this Situation?

The young General places the photograph down back onto his desk, revealing a group of fresh faced soldiers smiling after what appears to be graduation day. A day that seems so long ago. A medal box sits next to it, Iron crosses with names underneath bear the names of the 4 other soldiers. Each cross stands for Bravery and Honor during the Battle of Berlin. Hanz Dietrich, Freiderich Volmag, Peter Straße, and Georg Schäfer.

General of the Wehrmacht: So Young, yet so brave. If only you could see Berlin now. Peaceful, thanks to you. I wish I could have gotten every last one of you home safely.

Welcome to Kantrias Et mortuis and The et mortius national guard! We hope you enjoy your stay! You can join our forums and discord to get the most out of it!

Too-technical japan, Et mortuis, and The et mortius national guard

Reborn Empire of Ulm wrote:Happy Easter to you too.

Sorry Zoygaria but it turns out that I will not be able to write RP today at all. Just my luck.

Not a problem! Take as much time as you need.

Reborn Empire of Ulm and Rylolania

Transmission Begins

Altes Berlin Parade Ground

The 1st, 2nd and 3rd heavy Panzer Divisions Form up along with the 912th Cavalry, 75th Reichswehr and the 3-32nd Combat Mage Company flies overhead

Leading the parade is the 1st Imperial Wehrmacht Band, they Play popular marching tunes in the BDDV, the men behind sing along.

The Kaiserin stands proudly and watches the soldiers of the Wehrmacht March proudly past. The Generals among her salute as it happens.

Luftwaffe Aircraft fly overhead from Tempelhof, among the aircraft seen are factory new jets bearing markings of the 7-78th Rote Kampfflieger. The 3-32nd Mage Company loops around and Tails the 7-87th

The crowds watching cheer on the soldiers in uniform.

Transmission Cuts

The et mortius national guard

Southern sulter

*yawn* am bored, anyway happy easter

Too-technical japan and The dutch southeast india company

The dutch southeast india company

Europeia

Happy Easter

Bruderschaft Des Deutsche Volkes, Too-technical japan, and Southern sulter

Too-technical japan

Rylolania wrote:Happy Easter!

Southern sulter wrote:*yawn* am bored, anyway happy easter

The dutch southeast india company wrote:Happy Easter

HAPPY EASTER!!!

☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆

BloomFairy, Bruderschaft Des Deutsche Volkes, Rylolania, and The dutch southeast india company

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