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Loamhedge RMB

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Republic of Zombiedolphins (elected )

Founder: The Embiggened Republic of Cromulent Peoples

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Board Activity History Admin Rank

Most Rebellious Youth: 76th Most Influential: 106th Most Cultured: 192nd+33
Nicest Citizens: 221st Most Compassionate Citizens: 278th Best Weather: 313th Largest Publishing Industry: 324th Most Cheerful Citizens: 368th Highest Economic Output: 386th Least Corrupt Governments: 407th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 424th Healthiest Citizens: 504th Most Devout: 629th Most Stationary: 666th Largest Populations: 747th Most Beautiful Environments: 762nd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 770th Largest Gambling Industry: 989th Smartest Citizens: 1,071st Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,145th Most Inclusive: 1,185th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,210th Fattest Citizens: 1,347th Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,360th Most Pacifist: 1,545th Largest Welfare Programs: 1,588th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,629th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,799th Highest Average Incomes: 1,817th Highest Poor Incomes: 1,857th Most Advanced Public Education: 1,970th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,161st Largest Governments: 2,267th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,335th Most Armed: 2,414th Most Efficient Economies: 2,458th
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The region of Loamhedge is open to any nation who can share the region in a reasonably civil manner.

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    Featured regions from 1st of June 2018 - 31st of October 2018

    BulletinNews by Congratulations On Being Featured . 311 reads.

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    So you've been invaded...

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    FactbookMiscellaneous by Todds Diplomat . 7,280 reads.

Embassies: The Illuminati, Ivory Tower, Avadam Inn, End 500, Haiku, The Embassy, The Bar on the corner of every region, Future Earth, Bus Stop, International Debating Area, Gypsy Lands, The Dank Meme Alliance, Coin Collecting Club, Lardyland, MentosLand, The Great Universe, and 23 others.Arconian Empire, Fredonia, Hollow Point, Union of Shoddy Subaverage Republics, Freshness, Pravda, Monarchist and Democratic Alliance, United States of Femdom, Codex Ylvus, Union of Liberal Nations, Europe but better, Union of Lardy Nations, 1980s America, RAMS, Click Here, Seven To Many, Dispatchia, SEC Fanatics, Traveling Wilburys, Weffle, Fifth Wall, The Sweet Ubiquity, and Province of Mactan.

Tags: Casual, Featured, Neutral, Offsite Forums, Silly, Small, and Snarky.

Regional Power: Moderate

Loamhedge contains 6 nations, the 2,629th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Governments in Loamhedge

World Census agents lined up at public agencies around the world in order to study the extent of government in nations, taking into consideration economic output, social and cultural significance, and raw size.

As a region, Loamhedge is ranked 2,267th in the world for Largest Governments.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Embiggened Republic of Cromulent PeoplesLeft-wing Utopia Utopia“Liberty or Death! Preferably, Liberty.”
2.The Republic of ZombiedolphinsCivil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives“Logic is blind and often knows only its own past”
3.The Awfully Nice Nation of HalkiaNew York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy“Forever in its Shadow”
4.The Most Serene Cloisters of The Redwall AbbeyCorporate Police State Halliburton“I Am That Is”
5.The Incorporated States of Mas HysteriaCapitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers“A moment of calm before the end.”
6.The Bad Idea in Retrospect of Ennui On The MountainLeft-Leaning College State Paradise“meh”

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Loamhedge Regional Message Board

Julian 1

Hey all, how's it going? Just joining in on the Regional Message Board! I do have a question for Cromulent Peoples: how are you doing today?

Julian 1 wrote:I do have a question for Cromulent Peoples: how are you doing today?

Me? I’m doing just fine.

Heavens me, I do believe we had some activity overnight. Hope y’all are behaving yourselves.

Sips tea

Sweet merciful chthulu, there’s automated raiding software now.

yea when I lost my WA delegate status I figured they were raiding.

That Factbook entry on Beta Bash is literally a manual page.

*furls brow*

*looks around*

What was that all about?

I am at a loss . Maybe they dont want me to get all those WA delegate perks for being a longtime delegate

Hey so I came across a post on the forums about the NSWiki. Apparently the old one ( went kaput but someone else is trying to make a successor site ( An archive of the old (.net) site is being hosted on the new (.org) site. I updated the links in the factbook entry. I'd update the new site but f*** me if I can figure out how to log into the thing. Looking at the thread it looks like there's other people have the same login problems I saw (for the past several months!) so I don't know how long the new wiki will last.

There will be another nuclear war game thingy. See NS news.

Being an 80s kid I will not be participating since the only winning move is not to play. How. About. A. Nice. Game. Of. Chess?

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