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Founder: The Magical Energy Equilibrator of The Bar on the Corner

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Nudest: 1,026th Most Authoritarian: 1,618th Most Nations: 1,718th
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Welcome to the headquarters of the Bar on the Corner of Every Region! This utmost precious facility management unit is the magical conference room of our bar. It is just meant for undisturbed discussions of the bar team about how to make improvements since the bar traffic renders it sometimes hard to focus on a topic. Be serious!

Ah, and bar guests, please go after your business in this room silently, and do not feed the Cthulhu... thanks.


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— This region also functions as the puppet storage region for the Bar. See the dispatch pinned below for more information.



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Embassies: The Bar on the corner of every region, Avadam Inn, Legion of the Cuke, and Order of the Southern North.

Tags: Isolationist, Magical, Outer Space, Pacifist, Password, Serious, Small, and Social.

Magic Restroom in the Bar on the Corner contains 10 nations, the 1,718th most in the world.

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The Best Weather in Magic Restroom in the Bar on the Corner

The following nations were determined to have the best all-round weather.

As a region, Magic Restroom in the Bar on the Corner is ranked 18,106th in the world for Best Weather.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The High Priestess of Cthulhu of Mother Superior in the Bar on the CornerPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“Hail Cthulhu!”
2.The Canadaddy of Prime Minister Justin TrudeauInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“420 69 smoke weed everyday”
3.The Counterfeit Salesman of Dan the DealerInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Don't tell”
4.The Noodly Appendages of The Flying Spaghetti Monster of the BarPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“I boiled for your sins, you illiterate ingrate.”
5.The Restroom lurking threat of Brasilistani CrocodilesInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Snap !!!”
6.The 𝓟𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓭 𝓘𝓵𝓲𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓽 of The Janitor of the Bar on the CornerPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“𝓐𝓻𝒆𝓷'𝓽 𝓘 𝓻𝓪𝓿𝓲𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰?”
7.The High Pastafarian Pope of The Archbishop in the Bar on the CornerCorrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship“Blessed be the Flying Spaghetti Monster!”
8.The Magical Energy Equilibrator of The Bar on the CornerLeft-Leaning College State Paradise“Don't feed the Cthulhu in the Restroom!”
9.The Proud Cannibal of The Master Chef of the Bar on the CornerCorporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches“I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti”
10.The Urinas et Faeces Nascimur of A Sapient Dump in the Bar on the CornerAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“Send me a telegram if you get the reference in the flag”

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Magic Restroom in the Bar on the Corner Regional Message Board

Regarding recruiting: Embassy request to newly founded regions might help a little too.

TheOrc wrote:Regarding recruiting: Embassy request to newly founded regions might help a little too.

good point. Will do that

I guess I'll respond what was said earlier later, but this first:

TheOrc wrote:Regarding recruiting: Embassy request to newly founded regions might help a little too.

I'm not sure. I decided some years ago to abandon mass embassy requesting. This gives our region a bad reputation and makes people want to take action against us. We are able to get new people posting on our RMB without doing this. Maybe people can start posting more on the RMBs of regions we already have embassies with in order to get their attention and engagement. We can still send embassy requests, but not indiscriminately at a huge scale in conjunction with not looking at a region's procedures for requesting an embassy. We can be more selective and intimate, focusing on the quality and closeness of the existing and future relationships rather than the quantity of relationships. Maybe we could approach regions with a friendly telegram before requesting an embassy.

This is just my opinion as one inactive member. If you guys decide to send a lot of embassy requests, I hope it goes well.

Yes, I agree.

As I said, or meant to say, only to regions that are tagged new, but of course not necessarily to all new regions.

We can also first check if they have accepted already the request of The Embassy etc

Also the other points you raise are totally true. I think we had discussed this back then. So I agree.

But I have also noticed that a region attracts new players if it has an extreme to show. I guess you know Chicken Overlords? And The Embassy when it had >4000 embassies. People were amazed and find it cool so they check it out closer. And then of course it has to be decent : )

Sure, let's go for quality but The Bar on the corner of EVERY region will hopefully not drop to ~100 embassies. Can still work very well but 1000 just looks better.

Btw, do think recruitment telegrams work better?

TheOrc wrote:We can also first check if they have accepted already the request of The Embassy etc

That sounds good.

TheOrc wrote:But I have also noticed that a region attracts new players if it has an extreme to show. I guess you know Chicken Overlords? And The Embassy when it had >4000 embassies. People were amazed and find it cool so they check it out closer. And then of course it has to be decent : )

But even though other regions have more embassies than the Bar, the Bar has always been more active than any of them. We have activity, while all other regions with a lot of embassies lack it. Their larger numbers of embassies clearly do not help them.

TheOrc wrote:Sure, let's go for quality but The Bar on the corner of EVERY region will hopefully not drop to ~100 embassies. Can still work very well but 1000 just looks better.

I do agree that we should not allow the number of embassies we have to slide down too much. A desire to remain above 1000 is fair.

TheOrc wrote:Btw, do think recruitment telegrams work better?

We don't have to do only one method of increasing activity. We can both send recruitment telegrams and work on embassies. I can work on the recruitment TGs while others can work on embassies, both sending requests to get new ones and posting on the RMBs of our existing embassy regions to develop better relationships with them.

Events also have been lacking. So time to brainstorm some ideas that will get both the natives, old visitors and new players involved.

Regarding dispatches:

We once gave an interview for the Cable, The Embassy's newspaper. We should link that somewhere in the master dispatch. We should actually feature it in the WFE for a while. When it got published I wasn't paying attention. I'm not even sure if the bar residents have ever seen it, and it covers quite a bit of the bar's early history, and fun replies from Brocklandia : )
I will post it here, if I find it.

Recruitment telegrams:

I have recently founded a few nations, and noticed that the best telegrams are really the short ones. As our region has a name that tells it all, a telegram just saying: "Hey, stop by for a drink before you go home" or something like that could be totally sufficient IMHO. Of course, we could also have different templates.

"Hey, stop by for a drink before you go home!

The Bar on the corner of every region

Click below to move there directly, or find a region that has embassies with us.

Cheers!
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Regarding the founder account:
That is good to hear that you are still looking after it. It is as secured as never before from my side. But good to still have that double security.

In general, I don't plan to get involved much more. But so far I always come back to this game and it is quite likely that one of my returns will be focussing on the bar. If things are continuing like the last few years/month, I'm happy. Having Kiss-Mo and Lake of fur back, would be a dream but well. Thanks guys!

(I'm still around for more discussions these days).

The Cable - October 2020

by The ambassadors reception


The Cable

October 2020 | The Embassy

_ PREAMBLE

Our newsletter, The Cable, aims to build communications between our embassies. Please share this with your region-mates by posting a link on your RMB!

We raise The Bar with this month's interview, as TheOrc and Brocklandia serve up the scoop on the establishment on the corner of every region. There's mob rule in Minecraft Live - how will you vote? We witnessed a resurrection, our Countryball Competition winner is announced, and TourAdvisor tells you The Place to visit. But wait, nothing on N-Day? Nope. But The NewsStand should have that covered.

But if you're just thinking, "I don't care about any of this. Why did I get a notification?", then this section is for you.

_ POLLS

On 28 August 2020, Japanese prime minister Shinzō Abe announced his intention to resign due to his deteriorating health. Whoever was next elected leader of the Liberal Democratic Party was almost certain to become next Prime Minister. But who would that be?

Most NSers thought Shigeru Ishiba (popular with the public) would be chosen. But instead, Yoshihide Suga was elected by LDP members. Suga is the first new prime minister of the Reiwa era, which started when Naruhito became Emperor on 1st May 2019. Reiwa translates as "beautiful harmony".

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The evil Meme Dog returned to our RMB this month, resulting in a spate of suppressions. I hate that devil dog. But given a choice, would you choose to be Rick-Rolled or Meme-dogged?

Rick Astley - we're never gonna give you up. But please, someone put that Meme Dog down.

Aleixandria, Armenasia, Boring People, Brinckerhoff, Colin advance wars, Dhaka and chittagong corridor, Duncilvania, Eco-Paris Reformation, Elephants Fort, Fosteriech, Frogs Fort, Germ-any, Huben, Karth Quanum, Madhyarashtra, Mangnmangn, Nationlandw, Nuroblav, Quelsh, Ramalia shanatopian-turkish bulgaria, Sail Nation, SKM, Terribly, Test Boat 9, The Gold Mines, Thee Imperium 0f Man, Voxija, When u die


Leppikania asked: "Which mob will you be voting for in Minecraft Live?".

minecraft.gamepedia.com explains:
Mooblooms will spawn in Flower Forests and are going to interact with bees in some way. Buttercups will also be added.
Iceologers will spawn in Mountains and hurl ice clouds at the player.
Glow Squids will spawn in the Ocean in dark areas, illuminating them. Their texture glows like an Enderman's eyes, but doesn't actually emit light. It also stuns players, possibly giving Nausea.

Minecraft Live 2020 is set to be held on 3 October 2020, 16:00 UTC.

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_ AN EMBASSY COLLECTOR - THE BAR ON THE CORNER OF EVERY REGION

Readers are probably very familiar with The Bar on the corner of every region (where you can hang out, drink, drink some more, mutate into an unholy life form, dine on raw brains and SPAM™, get kicked into an alternate dimension, become their next meal, and have a good time all around), but they may be less familiar with it's history. We landed an interview with TheOrc (who created the founder puppet New Jermany and later shared it with Kissinger-Monroe), and head janitor Brocklandia.


The Ambassadors Reception: The Bar on the corner of every region is probably one of NS's most successful regions. Founded 15 April 2016, the RP seems to have been running continuously for over 4 years, and has over 100,000 posts. Has there ever been periods of inactivity that you can remember?

TheOrc: Definitely there were slow days too. But I don't remember that the bar was ever totally inactive for a prolonged time? I might have missed it as I was only really involved the first year or so.

Brocklandia: Sure we've had a few periods of inactivity. Things were pretty quiet here on February 23, 2017, between 2:10 and 4:35 a.m. Something about the bartender mixing in too much of whatever that glowing blue mixer is, blowing a hole in the space-time continuum, and sucking most of the patrons into another dimension where all their Internet connections were 24 BPS dial-up. That was an unbearably rough two hours, I'll tell you. No one could get a dependable connection until the space-time continuum repaired itself.

AR: There's a dispatch that names Applause as the former owner & inventor of The Bar. Was Applause the original founder? Can you tell us a bit about them?

Brock: Who? Never heard of hir, and we certainly don't owe hir years of back royalty payments. Seriously--never heard of hir. Must be a troll trying to steal ... er, claim ownership from our beloved New Jermany.

Orc: Applause was the first to found an interregional hub called "Bar on the corner of every region". The region just existed for a few weeks but luckily he sent out quite a bit of embassy requests, so I became aware of it. I immediately thought that this is the coolest regional concept that someone on NationStates can possibly come up with! It turned out that the founder Applause soon lost interest running the establishment. Thus, only a few weeks after founding the bar he closed the region and let the founder nation and the region cease to exist. I hesitated to refound the region, but only for a few minutes, and mainly because I couldn't decide which words of the region name deserve to start with a capital letter ; )

For me the name alone had so much potential and is key to the success of the region. Maybe I'm over interpreting this but this naming suggests so much more than "The NationStates Bar" or similar. Other names wouldn't have worked, at least not for me.

I honored the ceased Applause as innovator right from the start in a dispatch pinned to the refounded region, which he appreciated. So a friendly Nastibeat (main nation of Applause) contacted me after some time, and I had a chance to ask him about his original plans for the bar. He said he simply wanted to create an interregional communication hub in form of a bar.

AR: Do you think The Bar measures up to Applause's original idea?

Brock: Crap, I hope not! If Applause came up with an idea like New Jermany's [Orc's], ze probably needs therapy. Lots and lots of expensive therapy. Or a beer.

Orc: He was happy to see that his idea became reality and acknowledged the effort we had to put in to make it work. I dare to suggest that he probably had quite humble plans and was positively surprised that his idea was turned into something "bigger". I offered him to get involved and run the bar with us but he ceased again after a while.

AR: I'm an embassy collector. I can't not mention the embassies. Within three months of opening, The Bar became record holder for most embassies, with 2184 on 12th July 2016. Had this been part of the original plan?

Brock: Absolutely. We used to prowl the neighborhood recruiting embassies to make the Bar a nexus region where anyone could post, no matter what run-down hellhole they decided to call their home. (And doesn't "Run-Down Hellhole" sound like a great name for that little country estate you've been dreaming of?--The one with the garden, and the pool out back, and the stable for the flesh-eating horses ... But I digress.) Of course, while we were out recruiting embassies, the Bar was invaded by Zombie rats and giant cockroaches. Getting rid of them took years. Did you know most pest control companies have "no zombie rats and giant cockroaches" clauses in their service agreements? Well, we sure do now.

Orc: Due to my blind enthusiasm for the region I was just convinced that every nation of the NationStates World should have access to our bar to enjoy its services. Thus, we pretty much offered an embassy to every single region that existed.

AR: Really?

Orc: That is actually not a lie, but the more complete truth is [that] before I founded the bar I was well aware of The Embassy. A fun idea, but I thought a record for having the most embassies wasn't something I'd seriously aim for myself. But then, when I saw Applause's "The bar on the corner of every region", one of my first immediate realizations was that The Embassy would lose the game very quickly if Applause would challenge the record. So yes, later, when I founded the bar myself, I thought let's quickly get that record as a temporary side project, before fully focussing on more important aspects of the bar business. We also finally decided not to make a big fuss out of it but I wrote an "embassy record dispatch", mainly for documentation purpose.

By far the best thing about this side project was that I ended up recruiting Kissinger-Monroe in the course of it who became the actual managing boss!


AR: The number of embassies was then allowed to slide. Despite that, you've never had below 1000 embassies in the past four years [AR: This was true at the time of the interview, but the embassy count has since dipped lower]. Is this deliberate, or just coincidental?

Orc: Yeah, at least we once decided that we should keep the embassy count around 1000 to satisfy the "of every region" component of the regional name to some extent. Not sure if it became coincidental at some stage. I don't think so.

Brock: Who bothers to keep count? Besides, I attended a public school in the U.S. I can't count beyond twelveteen ... or maybe it's thirjillion. Anyway, I can't get up to that "thousand" number you seem to find so fascinating. You'll just have to count without me.

Orc: The bar's embassies count might rise again as soon as I find a way to nicely force you into ... employment? Can I?

AR: *Briefly considers changing careers, but decides against*

AR: Some elements of The Bar have been there since the beginning, for example, the Jukebox. Others will have arrived later, like Cthulhu. And others will have disappeared without trace, never to be seen again. What's your favourite feature that still exists? And what's the most memorable one that disappeared?

Brock: Oh, right! I pick one, and all the others hate me, gang up on me, and make my life even more of a living hell than cleaning out those kitchen grease traps. No way. I am not getting involved in this, and I'm not about to confess that my favorite feature is the Spaghetti Monster who lives in the basement with me. Nope!--Not gonna open my mouth on this one at all.

Orc: The Orc as the owner of the bar was the first "feature/character" that was created by naming the founder nation back then "The Big Fat Big Grinning Orc of New Jermany" and roleplaying accordingly. As I hardly was active the last few years, the orc became rather a Non-Player-Character referenced as bar feature (similar to Cthulhu, the Jukebox, or the Spaghetti Monster) and not an actively played character. Strangely, he is portrayed as an oppressive and greedy creature while he is actually soo nice?? Anyway, I prefer not to blow my own trumpet but as I don't want to lie, I just have to choose the orcish boss as my personal favorite feature.

Definitely NOT the most memorable, but a forgotten feature is the Legion of the Cuke. I remember it because I invested quite some time to design it but it failed (or got prematurely retired as I didn't had the time to make it work). It was an overly complicated attempt to establish a traveling roleplay group with its homebase in the bar (involving the Legion's sub-region as storage room though).


HP Lovecraft's short story, The Call of Cthulhu, was published in 1928. It has inspired RP games, video games, Linkand politicians.

AR: And that flag. Was it designed before or after you discovered Cthulhu in the restroom? (And how did you discover Cthulhu in the restroom?)

Orc: I don't clearly remember who came up with Cthulhu in the restroom. I think Fabulous fabulously? The flag was designed later during a flag contest. [Maybe it was] Kiss-Mo's design?

Brock: That old rag? I think our cashier, Monthly flo, made it by stitching together a bunch of cocktail napkins in her spare time. The flag immortalizes two of our immortal residents, Cthulhu and the Spaghetti Monster. As for how we discovered Cthulhu in the restroom?--Ze used to live in the attic, but one day ze came down to ... ah, relieve hirself and got stuck in one of the stalls. That's what happens when a giant, tentacled Elder God tries to wedge hirself into a standard-sized toilet stall. And the smell!--Don't even start me!

Orc: Personally I'm a big fan of the idea that one might encounter a big scary monster while visiting the restroom. At the same time, the orc used the restroom as safe haven, place of inspiration, and adminstration office. That's probably why I founded the Magic Restroom in the Bar on the Corner (a Cthulhu included) as the bar's out-of-character discussion and planning center.

AR: Over the years, many players must have come and gone. Could you pick one or two, and tell us about what they brought to The Bar?

Brock: Oh, none of them are really gone. We just stash the corpses in the meat locker--you know, in case they resurrect, or Cheffy needs ingredients for a stew. Speaking of, tomorrow's dinner special is the stew. Do you want to get on the stomach pump reservation list now?

Orc: Indeed, there a few active longterm players but the bar also lives from players that might just pop in for a few hours or less. Also, some regular visitors/employees of the bar probably never had a nation in the region itself. I really can't tell who contributed what. Often simple chattiness is what a region needs. But in my active time I surely relied on the activity of nations like Kissinger-Monroe, Lake of fur, Drunkndisorderly, Brocklandia, United furry alliance, Zombie Penguins, Fabulous fabulously, The irish bartender, Drawkland
(and their puppets) and many more. Thank you guys! : )

AR: That's quite a list! I hope you don't get into trouble for forgetting someone!
In your mind's eye, what does The Bar look like? Is it a "spit-and-sawdust" type place? A modern style cocktail bar? The Mos Eisley cantina on Tatooine?

Brock: Look like? I'm just happy this place remains standing, sort of. Somehow, it manages to rebuild itself every day, and once in a while it manages to redecorate itself--like a couple of years ago when the back dining room because the Jungle Room with a Brazilian rain forest motif and live tigers. Yeah, I know, tigers don't live in the Brazilian rain forest, but apparently the Bar never checked Wikipedia to confirm some of its facts before proceeding with that rebuild. As long as I don't have to clean up the tiger-poop mess, I don't really care about the decor.

Orc: Back then, I got obsessed with the notion that our inter-dimensional bar is defacto a default integral part of EVERY region in NationStates. Like it or not, it is already there. Regions just have to open the door to the bar (by establishing an embassy) to allow their nations to enter it:

"Welcome to the inter-dimensional bar on the corner of YOUR region!"

When opening the door, every region/nation would find whatever their imagination offers them, maybe in there own regional flavor but of course blended with what other players suggest them to find. There is no such thing as contradiction in a surreal, inter-dimensional bar, just multiple realities with a lot of bending in time and space.

For me personally, the bar might be a Western saloon type, old and shabby but with subtle future tech and magical fantasy elements. But even though my mind always tried to grasp how the bar actually looks like, I only had temporary impressions. Everything has a very fluid and dynamic character with some recurring features to hold on. I assume others could draw-out a map and more...?

AR: And finally, have you ever worked in a RL bar? If so, which is harder work?

Brock: Yes, I have, but it was a trashy strip bar, rather than the kind of dive ... ah, fine, upstanding establishment where people go to drink and socialize with each other. Oh, and one thing I learned working there?--No one goes to a strip club to see choreography.

Orc: Haha, I'm sure I would get fired on the first day. Even my orc completely escaped serving in the bar as soon as he had employees doing the job for him. Still, the first few months were pretty exhausting for me, considering that there was a demanding RL too. Back then, I actually wanted to reduce my time on NationStates to a few minutes per month or so before I ended up founding the region. However, I just had to create this bar when I had the chance to, and I wanted to see it established as a fixed part of NationStates before I leave. So I was lucky that I found people that shared my vision and I could delegate all power to players for them to shape and run the bar using their own creativity. I'm really happy that it worked out so well and the orc can just pocket the profit in the end of the day. ; )

Big thanks to everyone who participated and kept it going over the last few years! : )

AR: Thanks so much for your time!

Orc: Thank you for having us!

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_ COUNTRYBALL COMPETITION
The Federation of Sarawak and The republic ofTexas and northern Mexico look on enviously as Colin advance wars takes the prize.

Last month we invited you to get your MS Paint sets out, and show off your artistic skills in our Countryball competition. A couple of you had the 'balls to do just that, and sent in your entries. The republic ofTexas and northern Mexico made us laugh with their entry - hand-drawn on a piece of lined paper. A link to Federation of Sarawak's entry was provided to us by Colin advance wars. Which gave cause to doubt that the true artist was taking credit for their work...

Colin also provided us with a self-portrait, which easily rates as the best artistic entry. Congratulations to Colin, who wins Legendary card Anaxphonia. (Yeah, it is one of the cheaper ones, but given the level of competition, what were you hoping for?). Hopefully Colin will share more of their artistic work with us in future.


_ GAMEPLAY - CHINGIS CANNED

Most of our readers will be familiar with tag-raiders Lily. One of Lily's masterminds, Chingis has a talent for coding, and has built Discord bots that enable Lily to be record-breaking raiders. They've closed hundreds of our embassies over the past three-and-a-bit years, which is usually a nasty surprise for those embassies. Chingis had a nasty surprise of their own this month - they were deleted by a moderator. What on earth had happened that they got deleted?

A few hours later, Chingis refounded in Osiris, so I took the opportunity and asked the question.

Chingis revealed: "I basically ran astray of a non-scripting NS Rule by accident, while testing out some code that I had been working on. From the moderator's side, it most likely looked like malicious rulebreaking, while from mine it was nothing more than a weird bug on the NS backend. They were very accommodating and accepted my appeal within 1-2 hours, for which I am very thankful."

It's great that justice prevails. But I've a sense of dread that Chingis will soon be reducing our embassy count with more efficiency than ever before…

_ THE EMBASSY'S EMBASSIES

On 17 September 2020, we opened our 25,000th embassy. Unfortunately, over the past five years, about 21,000 of those regions have CTEd!

As at 1 October, we have 4,181 embassies, representing 16.9 percent of Nationstates' 24,742 regions.

_ THE NEWSSTAND - NEWS FROM ELSEWHERE

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_ DIPLOMACY AWARDS

The Diplomacy Awards celebrate the foreign dignitaries that interacted with our RMB in the past month, either by making posts, or clicking 'Like'.

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Sail Nation Travellers

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Eco-Paris Reformation, Seven Seas, The Emirate of The Emirate

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Does anyone have access to Lake's "Jukebox" playlist on YouTube? I've been thinking of starting a new jukebox playlist for the Bar and transferring a lot the old songs to it. I noticed Lake's playlist was updated about three days ago, so I'm wondering if one of you is actively maintaining it?

Brocklandia wrote:Does anyone have access to Lake's "Jukebox" playlist on YouTube? I've been thinking of starting a new jukebox playlist for the Bar and transferring a lot the old songs to it. I noticed Lake's playlist was updated about three days ago, so I'm wondering if one of you is actively maintaining it?

not me, perhaps the Zombie

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