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Meat RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Jingoistic Military Junta of Pinochet Executionists

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Board Activity History Admin Rank

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 202nd Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 258th Fattest Citizens: 262nd+26
Highest Disposable Incomes: 351st Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 362nd Largest Retail Industry: 467th Most Corrupt Governments: 468th Most Avoided: 472nd Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 540th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 562nd Largest Soda Pop Sector: 597th Largest Mining Sector: 703rd Largest Manufacturing Sector: 844th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 909th Most Authoritarian: 953rd Most Secular: 977th Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,066th Highest Economic Output: 1,305th Most Armed: 1,351st Highest Average Incomes: 1,406th Largest Insurance Industry: 1,407th Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,526th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,539th Rudest Citizens: 1,548th Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,643rd Largest Black Market: 1,776th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,126th Smartest Citizens: 2,146th Lowest Crime Rates: 2,223rd
World Factbook Entry

MOVE TO lardyland

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    Our Travels

    FactbookHistory by Migrating Geese . 858 reads.

  2. 1

    All of Meat痴 Laws Master Dispatch

    FactbookLegislation by Pinochet Executionists . 136 reads.

  3. 3

    Reasons to join Greater Lardyland

    AccountDiplomacy by Pinochet Executionists . 103 reads.

  4. 1

    Why you should join the world assembly/Lardy Army

    AccountOther by Pinochet Executionists . 28 reads.

  5. 4

    this (im surrendering)

    FactbookOverview by Zibolroakia . 121 reads.

  6. 19

    Swiggity Sass, I'm Coming For That Ass

    BulletinCampaign by Kampf Empire . 221 reads.

  7. 41

    The End

    MetaReference by Captain Lard . 539 reads.

  8. 3

    Articles of Spammy Powder

    FactbookLegislation by Pinochet Executionists . 59 reads.

  9. 2

    Map of Meat

    AccountCulture by Sylestone . 81 reads.

  10. 7

    Let me bum an upvote

    BulletinCampaign by Natsonicia . 115 reads.

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Tags: Anti-Communist, Anti-Fascist, Capitalist, Casual, Featured, Free Trade, Libertarian, Magical, Minuscule, Password, Recruiter Friendly, Regional Government, and 1 other.Theocratic.

Meat contains 3 nations.

Today's World Census Report

The Lowest Crime Rates in Meat

World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.

As a region, Meat is ranked 2,223rd in the world for Lowest Crime Rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Dominion of RivgaliaCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“You really want to help me out here.”
2.The Graveyards of Test6910Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“no national motto”
3.The Democratic States of 69tonePsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“The”

Regional Happenings


Meat Regional Message Board

theres 4

4 WA nations still here

what are you doing


Anybody still here should get to Lardyland

4 groups of four, top two progress. Two groups of four, top two progress. Semi-finals, third-place playoff, final.
Regional Officers in Lardyland and people who voted to have this tournament get automatic entry unless they pull out.

Host: Captain Lard

Schedule and results:
Nations signed up:
Captain Lard
Pinochet Executionists
Beautifully made
Captian Lard
Ironiassia Persia
Anime is da best
Solharcht Kirale
Matthuvan union
Patriotic spain

Group A:
Captain Lard
Anime is da best
Solharcht Kirale

Captain Lard 1-0 Anime is da best 26 May
Solharcht Kirale 0-1 Wakaannda 26 May
Wakaanda 3-2 Captain Lard 30 May
Anime is da best 1-0 Solharcht Kirale 30 May
Captain Lard 2-1 Solharcht Kirale 4 June
Anime is da best 0-0 Wakaanda 4 June

Nation-Played-Wins-Draws-Losses-Goal Difference-Points
1. Wakaannda 3-2-1-0-2/0-7
2. Captain Lard 3-2-0-1-5/4-6
3. Anime is da best 3-1-1-1-1/1-4
4. Solharcht Kirale 3-0-0-3-1/4-0

Group B:
Pinochet Executionists
Ironiassia Persia

Pinochet Executionists 1-0 Ironiassia Persia 27 May
ItsAFreeRealEstate 0-0 Arab-Jamahiriya 27 May
Arab-Jamahiriya 3-1 Pinochet Executionists 1 June
Ironiassia Persia 2-2 ItsAFreeRealEstate 1 June
Pinochet Executionists 2-2 ItsAFreeRealEstate 5 June
Ironiassia Persia 2-0 Arab-Jamahiriya 5 June

1. Arab-Jamahiriya 3-1-1-1-3/3-4
2. Pinochet Executionists 3-1-1-1-4/5-4
3. ItsAFreeRealEstate 3-0-3-0-4/4-3
4. Ironiassia Persia 3-0-2-1-2/3-2

Group C:
Captian Lard
Matthuvan union
Patriotic spain

SpammySpamSpamifiedSpam 3-2 Captian Lard 28 May
Matthuvan Union 0-0 Patriotic Spain 28 May
Patriotic Spain 0-1 SpammySpamSpamifiedSpam 2 June
Captian Lard 2-0 Matthuvan Union 2 June
SpammySpamSpamifiedSpam 1-1 Matthuvan Union 6 June
Captian Lard 1-0 Patriotic Spain 6 June

1. SpammySpamSpamifiedSpam 3-2-1-0-5/3-7
2. Captian Lard 3-2-0-1-5/3-6
3. Matthuvan Union 3-0-2-1-1/3-2
4. Patriotic Spain 3-0-1-2-0/2-1

Group D:
Beautifully made

Beautifully Made 0-1 Sylestone 29 May
Enafo 1-0 SpartN 29 May
SpartN 1-2 Beautifully Made 3 June
Sylestone 1-1 Enafo 3 June
Beautifully Made 1-0 Enafo 7 June
Sylestone 1-1 SpartN 7 June

1. Beautifully Made 3-2-0-1-3/2-6
2. Sylestone 3-1-2-0-3/2-5
3. Enafo 3-1-1-1-2/2-4
4. SpartN 3-0-1-2-2/4-1

Group E:
Pinochet Executionists

Wakaannda 0-0 Sylestone 10 June
SpammySpamSpamifiedSpam 0-0 Pinochet Executionists 10 June
Sylestone 2-3 Pinochet Executionists 12 June
Wakaannda 1-1 SpammySpamSpamifiedSpam 12 June
Wakaannda- Pinochet Executionists 14 June
SpammySpamSpamifiedSpam - Sylestone 14 June

1. Pinochet Executionists 3-2-1-0-7/4-7
2. SpammySpamSpamifiedSpam 3-1-2-0-4/1-5
3. Wakaannda 3-0-2-1-3/5-2
4. Sylestone 3-0-1-2-2/6-1

Group F:
Captain Lard
Captian Lard
Beautifully Made

Arab-Jamahiriya 0-1 Beautifully Made 10 June
Captain Lard 2-1 Captian Lard 10 June
Beautifully Made 0-0 Captian Lard 12 June
Arab-Jamahiriya 0-2 Captain Lard 12 June
Captain Lard 1-2 Beautifully Made 14 June
Arab-Jamahiriya 3-1 Captian Lard 14 June

1. Beautifully Made 3-2-1-0-3/1-7
2. Captain Lard 3-2-0-1-5/3-6
3. Arab-Jamahiriya 3-0-1-2-3/4-3
4. Captian Lard 3-0-1-2-2/4-1

SF1: Pinochet Executionists 0-1 Captain Lard 16 June
SF2: Beautifully Made 0-2 SpammySpamSpamifiedSpam 16 June

Third Place Playoff: Pinochet Executionists 2-4 Beautifully Made 18 June
Final: Captain Lard 1-0 SpammySpamSpamifiedSpam 18 June

*Please note that scorination for Groups A-D will take place between 7:00 am - 9:00 am and scorination for Groups E and F will take place between 3:30 pm - 6:30 pm on weekdays and 7:30 am - 9:30 am on weekends. All times are in AEST.

Guide to colours:
Lime Green = First Place Secured
Dark Green = Second Place Secured
Blue = Progression Secured
Red = Eliminated

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Anyone want to participate? Please TG me if you are interested

Lardyland is dead lads least for the next 20 hours so all hail meat and its meaty meatified foundation

weird how many nations died and so quickly


Shut up old me.

Read all about it!
- Card Raiding in Rejected Times
- Read the diplomatic Cable
- The Loranian Times Issue 2 reveals NS's new law firm
- Pecking order revealed in Loranian Times Issue 1
- UP Cup in the UPBC chronicle
- Koem Kab's defeat was in the cards. Card News Edition 5
- Market crashes in Card News Edition 4
- TEP & XKI on the pull in Card News Edition 3
- War ongoing in New World Union Chronicle vol 2
- A laughing stock is revealed in the New World Union Chronicle vol 1
- You see U.C.E.O.T.W. Times Edition 8
- Weekend edition of NS Today -
- Get your Daily Line and place a sports bet

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