The Lowest Crime Rates in Medio
World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Knightdom of Knitati | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “The Past is Way too Far Away” | |
| 2. |  The Sultanate of Turkish Delights | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Meltis In Your Mouth” | |
| 3. |  The Idolater of Isolated Isomer | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Infamy, Infamy - They've got it in for Me!” | |
| 4. |  The Clock of Hickory Dickory Dock | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Sing along with Max” | |
| 5. |  The Flat of Alluvial | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “I Want it All, and I Want It Now!” | |
| 6. |  The Dilly Dalliances of Darwin Finches | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Creationism is a Load of Phoey” | |
| 7. |  The Critters of Creature Comforts | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Crushed Again” | |
| 8. |  The Most Serene Mediators of Medio | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Reflect on Yourself as well as Others” | |
| 9. |  The Languid Outline of Legs Eleven | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Full House” | |
| 10. |  The Cavorting of Clickety-Click | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Clickety Click, Sixty-six” |
