The Lowest Crime Rates in Michigan
World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Dictatorship of A place called Michigan | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “If you seek a pleasant peninsula look about you” | |
| 2. |  The Bannorn of Yaghist | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Pryjagon Dāez” | |
| 3. |  The Armed Republic of Pellston | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Strength in Unity, Unity in Humanity” | |
| 4. |  The Principality of Baraga | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 5. |  The Michigan State Capital City of Lansing | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “The Heart of Michigan” | |
| 6. |  The State of Etienne Brule | Conservative Democracy Conservative Hell | “For country” | |
| 7. |  The Colony of Newberry | Right-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists | “Community” | |
| 8. |  The Borderlands of Superior | Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers | “We're practically in Canada.” | |
| 9. |  The Queen's State of Potagannissing | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “RIP” | |
| 10. |  The State of Michigan Trunk | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “Thank God for Michigan” |
