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| RESPONSE FROM AMBASSADOR TO HUNGARY | MINISTRY OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS |
Ambassador Bernard Gourdois, French Embassy in Hungary
The French State ignores the reason for the trespass and has not been notified of any film crew near Hungary. We therefore strongly suggest the Hungarian authorities to provide the embassy with the documents of those arrested. As measures of quarantine, all citizens travelling abroad are required to notify the French Consulate before crossing borders. As the supposed citizens have not complied with quarantine measures, we expect the Hungarian authorities to apply the needed penalties to the trespassers.
MARTIAL LAW DECLARED IN BOHEMIA
PRAG - Last night, 'Czech' nationalists carried out a wave of vengeful attacks against Deutschböhmen & Deutschmährer settlers within the lands of Bohemia & Moravia. The German authorities in both provinces confirmed - at the very least - twenty-two fatalities and countless more injuries.
Sporadic gun-fire and flames tickled the city of 'Prag.'* The entire city was submerged in a suffocating darkness due to an abortive attack against Malešice Coal Plant which, though largely unharmed - shut down operations due to fears of further attacks. The baritone growl of diesel engines & accompanied the arrival of the combined forces of the Heimatschutz and locally stationed Landwehr regiments in their efforts to restore order - troops disembarking and brutally arresting anybody foolish enough to ignore the curfew orders that had been announced on the city loud-speakers throughout the day.
This morning, representatives of the Fatherland Front angrily decried the violence.
"The Bohemians demand equal treatment within our Reich," Johann von Alnbach - Minister of Public Enlightenment - spat at an emergency press conference this morning. "Yet zey continue to act as petulant children. However, last night, they crossed a line. Good Germans were killed - and many innocent Moravians. Rest assured that the party has no interest in negotiating with these wild people. " With the blessing of Emperor Karl von Habsburg, the party has deployed activated several reserve regiments to police the smoldering region.
* It is further confirmed that uniformed members of the Geheime Staatspolizei arrested over four-hundred suspected Bohemian nationalists between the time of the attacks and the writing of this article.
| CONFRONTATIONS INCREASE AMID DISPUTES IN CÔTE D'ALGER | GAZETTE NATIONALE |
Metropolitan State of Côte d'Alger, City of Oran
The French city of Oran has again experienced increased infighting as the Liberation Movement of Algeria (LMA) advances. 14 dead and 30 captured as several militants raided the Veson Mall in the city centre. This has pushed regional governors to consider closing the military borders and deny access to any Algerian outside the State of Côte d'Alger, in fears of a new civil war being ignited as LMA pushes its separatist doctrine over metropolitan France.
The city of Oran remains closed as 23 accused of participating in the attack remain free. The Parliament has considered reinforcing military presence in the region to trample on any terrorist activity while conducting a throughout search of any suspects. The city itself will remain both closed to tourists and French citizens until further notice.
Prince Štefan of Nyitra Holds Talks with the Crown On Bohemian Debacle
Following the newly announced wave of crackdowns planned in the neighbouring Habsburg Kingdom of Bohemia, the regional government of Prince Štefan Košút has come under increasing pressure from Moravian solidarity organisations to bring forwards a response to the latest crackdowns in Bohemia. While Hungary has yet to formally adopt a position on the status of Bohemia and Czechs within the Habsburg realm, it has not stopped more active parties from advocating such solutions as the opening of borders to refugees.
For the time being, His Majesty King István has refrained from acting in favour or disapproval of the current policies and events troubling the Habsburg realm, preferring to view the matter as an internal matter of the German Empire. That said, it was reported that he was highly receptive to the Prince's proposal to temporarily grant Hungarian citizenship to ethnic Czechs and Moravians on the condition that they are able to provide proof that they were born in the Kingdom of Bohemia. Under such a proposal, ethnic Czechs and Moravians would be given the option of applying for Hungarian citizenship at the Hungarian consulate in Prag and resettling in the Autonomous Principality of Nyitra.
(For clarification, Nyitra refers to the Hungarian name for a both a town and a former principality that covered approximately 2/3 of what is today Slovakia. The Autonomous Principality of Nyitra is therefore a Slovak autonomous region. Moravians is an old reference to Slovaks as the region of Moravia in the former Bohemia was considered the point of origin for the early medieval Moravians who would eventually become Slovaks following the Magyar conquest.)
BORDERS CLOSED AS DEATH TOLL CONTINUES TO RISE
PILSEN - Body-bags lain in neat rows on Charles Bridge, over-turned cars, and fires emerging from Prag castle all suggest that not all is as well as the party would have you believe in Prag. Though our news teams were officially prohibited to film outside, we managed to capture shocking footage of extrajudicial executions, corpses, and a heavy Landwehr presence in the once-peaceful and gorgeous city of Prag. What a terrible scene.
Though party officials have insisted that the all is well in rustic Bohemia, independent sources have suggested that the situation is, in fact, deteriorating quite rapidly. Our sources - who have insisted upon anonymity - have shared shocking anecdotes of the unfolding violence, ranging from shoot-outs on quaint village streets to kidnappings by the state secret police.
To learn more about why this unfolded, we headed to Sciences-Po to speak to professor Marcel Louer, an expert on Germany's internal politics.
"What we must understand is that this little bit of land - Bohemia - has always really been a thorn in the side of the Habsburg empire - even today" Professor Louer shared while enjoying a cafe au lait with our correspondent, Aisha Caron. "When the Germans tried to unify, there was always this question - what about Bohemia? It is quite inconvenient, and yet it is also at the center of Habsburg power & ascension. The Habsburgs were possibly the only nation capable of unifying Germany. Who else could have done it? Certainly not the Prussians, nor anybody else for that matter. Yet, the Habsburgs were not about to surrender this land they had ruled for centuries. So, the only thing that the Germans knew to do - especially after the great 'Weltkrieg' - was to try to make all of its inhabitants into Germans. Surely," it was then the professor took another sip, "then it would become a non-issue. Yet, as it were, the Bohemians didn't want to be German. They wanted to be Bohemian."
Indeed, in studying German policy towards the Kingdom of Bohemia for the past century, Louer's words truly ring to life. Prag has always been at the center of ethnic tension, violence, and culturally genocidal policies aimed at the erasure of a Bohemian national identity. For some Bohemians, better job prospects, better access to essential services, and a desire to be 'German' was enough to abandon their mothertongue. For others, the only solution was violence.
Yet, for some decades, the situation in Bohemia seemed promising. Massive strides in surveillance technology, improvements in quality of life overall, and begrudging tolerance of Czech (unofficially at least) calmed the embers somewhat. However, last week, party leaders in Vienna announced a new rural literacy initiative, with the aim of increasing Germany's economic productivity and improving literacy in Germany from 96.3% to 99%. This initiative - widely praised as progressive and modern by international leaders - notably excluded the Bohemians and their language. Louer suggested - this may have been the match that reignited the dumpster fire.
It will have to remain to be seen what will unfold in little Bohemia. Hopefully, it does not get much worse.
South China Sea Naval Exercises Begin
The Nationalist Revolutionary Naval Force's South Sea Fleet will spend three months in the South China Sea as part of Operation Seabound.
Operation Seabound aims to not only grow Chinese development in the region, but defend it from opposing powers. Admiral Qin Shengxiang has announced that almost 32 ships will be involved in the Operation, including NRS Liaoning, one of the country's Kuznetsov-class aircraft carriers.
The naval exercises seek to replicate China's response if the islands became attacked by a foreign force. In the middle of one of the world's busiest trade routes, and some 800km from Hainan, the Republic of China believes the islands are vulnerable, especially regarding their disputed status. The excercises will centre around Subi reef and surrounding islands, and parts of it will be filmed by Global News.
Global News' broadcast of parts of the exercise will be aimed at promoting the strength of the Chinese Navy, with Admiral Qin announcing that it will serve as 'a deterrence to anyone who thinks the islands are vulnerable.' Exercises will begin on Thursday.
Sikh Community presents petition to Parliament
The Sikh community of the United Kingdom has today presented a petition to parliament to establish a Sikh regiment in the British army and if formed would inherit the traditions of the Sikh regiments of the age of Imperial Britain including regimental colors Indarjit Singh director of the Network of Sikh Organisations, said a Sikh unit was something “that would be nice if it happened” but the concept itself remains difficult as only 130 Sikhs serve in the British army well below the required numbers to form the two battalions needed for an infantry regiment despite this support for the concept remains high among people including the Prince of Wales.(inspired by this article [url=https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/defence/11430070/British-Army-examines-plans-to-create-a-Sikh-regiment.html)
Cabinet to discuss Bohemia situation
With nationalist violence rising in Bohemia the government has met to discuss the situation and its potential effect on Continental Europe officially the United Kingdom is neutral on the issue of bohemian independence and the status of the Czech language but privately many MP's have expressed sympathy for the Czech people and their struggle for freedom from German rule.
Klaus Schulz was a proud German. But he had not always had such this privilege.
Few knew of Klaus' humble upbringing: that his parents had been shiftless, good-for-nothing Moravian peasants in the rural backwaters around Brno. Klaus had grown up driving into Brno every first Saturday of the month with His father to sell the goods they cultivated on their small farm. "Tomáš," his father would awlays warn him - as they passed the sharply dressed customs officers - "never forget where you come from. These skopčáks want to erase who we are, but we mustn't let them."
Yet, little 'Tomas' couldn't help but admire the modernity of what he saw each month. The nearly trimmed moustaches of the German grocers they'd trade with, the sharp uniforms of the Heimatchutz, the street lights and subway stations. He didn't want to live in a rustic village that shared a single gas generator, with a bunch of alcoholics & unambitious peasants in raggedy clothes. Tomas wanted to make something of himself in this country he lived in. Early on, at school, it had been drilled in him that he must become a German...
The car ground to a halt, and Klaus was brought back into the present. And so Klaus, formerly Tomas, now donned his Hauptsturmführer hat - an all-black Austrian-style felt field cap, and stepped out of his staff car.
Before him were three kneeling & bound young men - suspected insurgents. In addition to their blindfolds, the men sported dirty peasant garb - second-hand clothes - and smelt like honest soil. For a split second, Klaus felt a pang of nostalgia.
"Well," he laughed in fluent Czech, much to the insurgents' surprise. "What do we have here?"
"You... speak Czech?" the middle one, a scrawny and bony man, probably a laborer, growled. "You're... one of us?"
"That is none of your concern." Klaus paced back and forth between the captives. "I will be asking the questions. Now, tell me, what were you doing last night, as of 1900 hours?"
"We -" another interjected.
Without warning, Klaus swiftly drew his Glock and discharged three rounds into the offender's head.
"Sorry," Klaus snarled as the body slumped to the earth. "I don't remember asking you." The other two stiffed at the sound of gunshots. "Does anybody else wish to speak out of turn?" Klaus waited for a response. None. "Sehr gut. Now, where were we?"
"I - I was at home, Hauptsturmführer" the scrawny one stumbled. "I was -"
"An anonymous tip suggests that you were, in fact, not at home, but violating the curfew" Klaus retorted. "I don't tolerate liars." He cocked his pistol again and shot the scrawny one between where the eyes should be (he couldn't quite tell as the blind-fold was in the way). As the smoke cleared from the barrel, the third had broken into tears. The third one was far younger - perhaps just a teenager. A shame, really.
"Mein Gott, stop blubbering, boy. Surely a terrorist must have more brawn than this."
" - truthfully, Hauptsturmführer, we are simply brothers, come into town to sell our wares. Please don't kill me."
Klaus knelt close to the boy's head. "I will not, my friend" Klaus soothingly whispered, "so long as you tell me exactly what it is I want to hear."
"Anything, anything! Please just don't kill me!"
Klaus smiled. "Sehr gut. You will repeat after me for the camera..." the camera crew approached, like a lion ready to pounce.
Mass Deportations Underway as Evidence of Ethnic Conspiracy Emerges | Völkischer Beobachter
PRAG - Shocking testimony from a radical Bohemian terrorist and aspiring mass-murderer has unveiled a plot by the Empire's Bohemians to instigate violence against the German minority. Footage of the interview - released yesterday by the Heimatschutz - revealed that the Bohemians are arming in secret for the fulfillment of this aim.
In light of this new information, it only with great reluctance that the Fatherland Front has hereby ordered the evacuation of a quarter of all self-identifying Bohemians to other regions of Germany for proper education & integration. Though the Bohemian people are of similar Nordic genetic stock as the German Herrenvölk, their cultural tendencies are regrettable, and to truly be incorporated into the Herrenvölk, the Bohemians need to receive cultural education.