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Palmstars wrote:Owner of A lonely heart
Owner of A lonely heart
(Much better than a)
Owner of a Broken heart
Owner of A lonely heart

YES
That's the GOOD stuff!

Somehow genuinely the most moving thing I've ever seen in an RMB.

Palmstars, Belands, Xaviena, and The canary islands of trinity

A lonely heart

Palmstars wrote:Owner of A lonely heart
Owner of A lonely heart
(Much better than a)
Owner of a Broken heart
Owner of A lonely heart

YES
That's the GOOD stuff!

*wonders why I have 4 notifications but no new issues or telegrams*

Mentioned by Palmstars Mentioned by Xaviena Mentioned by PQ Forge Mentioned by Annihilators of Chan Island

PQ Forge, Annihilators of Chan Island, Palmstars, and The canary islands of trinity

A lonely heart

A lonely heart wrote:*wonders why I have 4 notifications but no new issues or telegrams*

Mentioned by Palmstars Mentioned by Xaviena Mentioned by PQ Forge Mentioned by Annihilators of Chan Island

Thanks for mentioning me and my small pitiful nation so much. Boosts confidence

Annihilators of Chan Island, Palmstars, and The canary islands of trinity

The national pizza party

Salutations all!

Today marks the ninth official pizza served to NationStates via The National Pizza Party!

Our pizza today is a large 60 inches across, and cooked with mozzarella cheese. Today it’s topped with these 14 delicious toppings!

Potato, provided by Gnqhjr
Tomatoes, provided by The canary islands of trinity
A Xyston-class Star Destroyer, provided by Darth Cegtonkia
Edible batteries, provided by Gondet
Kerosene, provided by Gondet
Literally every type and brand of pickle, provided by Gondet
Darkness, provided by Lord Visoraxus
Communism, provided by Gnqhjr
Rings, provided by The Sauron
Knife, provided by Stab stab
A creeper (aw man) provided by Minecraft and Creepery
Money, provided by Taduwe
Marsupial, provided by Taduwe
Academy Award-winning film Joker (2019), provided by Cisairse (Only on the left half.)

Please enjoy our delicious pizza for today!

[PLEASE TELEGRAM THE TOPPINGS YOU WISH ADDED TO TOMORROW’S PIZZA]

Xaviena, Gondet, Optimus Legius Opostite, and The canary islands of trinity

The national pizza party

Salutations all!

Today features a rare second pizza, which has to be served due to Optimus Legius Opostite obsessive telegramming to stock a pizza with an entire nation's worth of military equipment, so this pizza is just for him!

Today's pizza is a jumbo 104 inches across, with no cheese, and all toppings provided by Optimus Legius Opostite

Coronavirus
A car
An explosion
A laser
A frog
A railgun
A doublepost
A banana
A monkey
A spaceship
A Death Star
Cheese
A skeleton
A train
Security Council Repeal
Coronavirus
Fire
NS Stats
DOS
Puppets
A commendation
A condemnation
A liberation
A bomb
A time bomb
A nuclear bomb
A tank
An attack helicopter
A few planes
A battleship

Please enjoy your second pizza today!!

Palmstars, Sinaua, Xaviena, Optimus Legius Opostite, and 1 otherThe canary islands of trinity

The national pizza party

Final message from me, I apologise for my absence. Lots of work to do, and lots of effort goes into making these pizzas. It's getting progressively harder to carve out time to type out the pizza message and incorporate all of your guy's pizza ingredients. This isn't me asking you to stop, I always enjoy cooking pizzas and find it hilarious to go through your ingredients and type them in. Just means official Pizza Posting will be a little erratic at times. Hope everybody understands.

PQ Forge, Palmstars, Cisairse, Xaviena, and 2 othersGondet, and The canary islands of trinity

Monday, 10 February, 2020 :: 53

The great Way is easy,
yet people prefer the side paths.
Be aware when things are out of balance.
Stay centered within the Tao.

When rich speculators prosper
While farmers lose their land;
when government officials spend money
on weapons instead of cures;
when the upper class is extravagant and irresponsible
while the poor have nowhere to turn-
all this is robbery and chaos.
It is not in keeping with the Tao.

Today’s Featured Nation:

The Confederacy of Croatian empaths

” Observe your life”

WA Category: New York Times Democracy

Civil Rights: Very Good
Economy: Frightening
Political Freedoms: Excellent

Croatian empaths's national animal is the Ris, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Void.
Croatian empaths is ranked 45,255th in the world and 274th in NationStates for Healthiest Citizens, with 4.48 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

Mikeswill

Grynbryr

Yesterday’s Answer: What are the Marquess of Queensberry Rules?

Congratulations:
The Constitutional Monarchy of Queen Elizabeth the New Bond Girl

Only telegrammed responses will be considered
All responses must be in the form of a question

AMERICAN HISTORY

AFTER STATESMAN & BANKER ROBERT MORRIS TURNED DOWN A JOB OFFER FROM GEORGE WASHINGTON, THIS MAN TOOK THE JOB

Who is … ?

Grynbryr and The canary islands of trinity

The national pizza party

Salutations all!

Today marks the tenth official pizza served to NationStates via The National Pizza Party!

Our pizza today is a medium 28 inches across, and cooked with mozzarella cheese. Today it’s topped with this 1 delicious topping!

One scoop of Mint Ice Cream, provided by Atlantarctica

Please enjoy our delicious pizza for today!

[PLEASE TELEGRAM THE TOPPINGS YOU WISH ADDED TO THE NEXT PIZZA]

Palmstars, Xaviena, and The canary islands of trinity

Delicious. Finally, some good food.

PQ Forge, Palmstars, Xaviena, and The canary islands of trinity

Xaviena coming at you again, letting all of you know that you're all loved by somebody, and however bleak things may seem, everything is sure to work out at some point in the future. Just hold on and I know all of you will make it. -Vio Purplani

Palmstars and Grynbryr

Tuesday, 11 February, 2020 :: 54

Whoever is planted in the Tao
will not be rooted up.
Whoever embraces the Tao
will not slip away.
Her name will be held in honor
from generation to generation.

Let the Tao be present in your life
and you will become genuine.
Let it be present in your family
and your family will flourish.
Let it be present in your country
and your country will be an example
to all countries in the world.
Let it be present in the universe
and the universe will sing.

How do I know this is true?
By looking inside myself.

Today’s Featured Nation:

Bibi

” XOXO”

WA Category: New York Times Democracy

Civil Rights: Very Good
Economy: Frightening
Political Freedoms: Excellent

BiBi's national animal is the Peafowl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
BiBi is ranked 11,069th in the world and 49th in NationStates for Best Weather, with 186 Meters Of Sunlight.

Mikeswill

Bibi, Xaviena, and Grynbryr

The Mikes Hope Essence of Mikeswill graciously extends a warm welcome to our newest Nations:

The Technocratic Republic of The Grob

Our Esteemed Region continues to attract the Most
Enlightened Nations in the JenGov Land.

MH

Grynbryr

Yesterday’s Answer: Who is Alexander Hamilton?

Congratulations:
The canary islands of trinity

Only telegrammed responses will be considered
All responses must be in the form of a question

20TH CENTURY EUROPEAN LEADERS

IN A 1930s BROADCAST, THIS MAN SPOKE OF "A QUARREL IN A FARAWAY COUNTRY BETWEEN PEOPLE OF WHOM WE KNOW NOTHING"

Who is … ?

Naram-Sin, Grynbryr, and The canary islands of trinity

Thank you, New Hampshire!

Cisairse and The canary islands of trinity

Amy Klobuchar wrote:Thank you, New Hampshire!

It is a strong condemnation of the US educational system when so many adults vote for a self proclaimed totalitarian communist.

*Doesn't allow death penalty* *Reclassified to Left-Leaning College State, Political Freedoms drops to Very Good, and I lose the policy "Public Protest."* This is all because I didn't want the death penalty, but have a rule that I'm not allowed to dismiss issues. That's what I get for being a good person.

Grynbryr and The canary islands of trinity

The Ambassador to the CLFR wrote:It is a strong condemnation of the US educational system when so many adults vote for a self proclaimed totalitarian communist.

Bwahahahahaha...
Even pawns have opinions

Wednesday, 12 February, 2020 :: 55

He who is in harmony with the Tao
is like a newborn child.
Its bones are soft, its muscles are weak,
but its grip is powerful.
It doesn't know about the union
of male and female,
yet its penis can stand erect,
so intense is its vital power.
It can scream its head off all day,
yet it never becomes hoarse,
so complete is its harmony.

The Master's power is like this.
He lets all things come and go
effortlessly, without desire.
He never expects results;
thus he is never disappointed.
He is never disappointed;
thus his spirit never grows old.

The canary islands of trinity

Amy Klobuchar wrote:Thank you, New Hampshire!

Yes, thank you New Hampshire!

Cisairse and The canary islands of trinity

The canary islands of trinity

Good Evening, or Good Afternoon, Or Good Morning, depending on your placement on the Earth,

The Secretary of Government of the Canary Islands of Trinity (SGICT), is glad to announce our weekly National Report on our Status.

1. We thank you all, our World Assembly Endorsers, for helping us reach the status of Sprat in the NationStates Region.
2. Political Rights are still at World Benchmark levels.
3. Crime is still on a rampant decrease. While there is still work to be done, we are certain that we will fix this within the end of the 1st Quarterly of 2020.
4. We made a commitment to fix our State-Funded Welfare program, and did so with the implementation of the Canarian Federal Welfare Program (PFBC). Welfare rates skyrocketed at an approximately 2,500% increase in spending for Welfare.
5. The National Economy is still holding "Strong", and Industry in general still continues to grow.
6. Automotive Manufacturing is still at an all-time high, and Workforce Participation is on the rise as well. Additionally, we are rising in terms of Mining and Agricultural Trade.
7. Sanctions have been put in place to keep our nation from consuming the products of nations that have no regards for their people, meaning that Trade with Brachaland has been closed until further notice.
8. To successfully end corruption within National Law Enforcement and to create a general protection for all citizens of out nation, we have successfully disbanded the National, State, and Federal Police. They shall be replaced with the National Guard (GNICT) and Civil Force (FCICT). Local Town Police (PL) and State Investigators (IE) will remain untouched by this change. In addition to this, we have created the Road Police (PCV). They will be responsible for enforcing the law on Federal Highways, Interislands, Island Bridges, Toll Booths, and Rest Stops.
9. We are succeeding and completing our promises without much compromise to our citizens. We are attempting to keep our Income Tax below 10% which we are doing currently with an 8.8% tax, and we are seeking into how to lower it without cutting funds to National Security, Education, Welfare, and minor Subsidies.

While there is plenty to continue working on, we are grateful that so much progress has been made to improve our nation for the best. I shall discuss a plan to rearrange the new Departments of Government in the Canary Island of Trinity. We thank you all for your time.

Best Regards,
Martin Jimenez, National Leader of the Canary Islands on Trinity

Xenaeth, Palmstars, Belands, and Grynbryr

Jeopardy wrote:Yesterday’s Answer: Who is Alexander Hamilton?

Congratulations:
The canary islands of trinity

Only telegrammed responses will be considered
All responses must be in the form of a question

20TH CENTURY EUROPEAN LEADERS

IN A 1930s BROADCAST, THIS MAN SPOKE OF "A QUARREL IN A FARAWAY COUNTRY BETWEEN PEOPLE OF WHOM WE KNOW NOTHING"

Who is … ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLJ2Vjv2x18

Heredation and The canary islands of trinity

It is a strong condemnation of the US electoral system when a sociopath is elected president.

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