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Aleciton lands

Ghazghkull tribe wrote:When you want to post some more rp but all you have in your head is grots crap.

Waaagh

The democratic nation of unovia, The Unified American Federation, and Ghazghkull tribe

Ghazghkull tribe

Aleciton lands wrote:Waaagh

i like what you are trying to do but i still got nothing.

The democratic nation of unovia, Gooutofhere, and The Unified American Federation

FNU wrote:"Anywhere from 8 months to 3 years. We've launched it towards where the Aether ship went, and yes, we will be using slingshots. We plan for it to shoot past the Aether and discover a habitable planet before it does. Last thing we need is a corporation owning a planet."

"Well, Corporations can be negotiating with , it's xenophobic aliens that you can't reason with especially the fascist or religious ones.
We would like to arrange for yourself and Winston to visit our little home sometime."

The democratic nation of unovia and The Unified American Federation

Gooutofhere wrote:"Well, Corporations can be negotiating with , it's xenophobic aliens that you can't reason with especially the fascist or religious ones.
We would like to arrange for yourself and Winston to visit our little home sometime."

"That sounds delightful."

The democratic nation of unovia, Gooutofhere, and The Unified American Federation

FNU wrote:"That sounds delightful."

"Do you have any particular scientific interests that you to talk about with us when you come to the capital planet? We can show you our space elevators and show you around the Panopticon.That's like the pentagon and the reichstag all rolled into one."

The democratic nation of unovia and The Unified American Federation

Gooutofhere wrote:"Do you have any particular scientific interests that you to talk about with us when you come to the capital planet? We can show you our space elevators and show you around the Panopticon.That's like the pentagon and the reichstag all rolled into one."

"Not needed, however I thank you for the offer."

The democratic nation of unovia and The Unified American Federation

Ghazghkull tribe wrote:When you want to post some more rp but all you have in your head is grots crap.

That’s my life in a nutshell.

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German livonia

Gooutofhere wrote:Have read through some WH40k stuff , that might help get the blockage moving.
Are the Orks there for a particular reason like a fight or something more serious, like a chaos artifact ?

Only Ork I know that do stuff for reasons related to Chaos are Weird Boyz, who are mostly ostracized from greater Ork Society for being delirious psychic timebombs. Most Orks fight because a warrior without a war, is no warrior at all. Gork and Mork both demand waagh, and waagh they'll get.

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The democratic nation of unovia

Hey Folks!
This is a reminder that if you are working on a flag, you have until the 24th to submit it. We should have quite a few candidates up in the polls, but I just don't want people to miss out on submission with their great ideas.

I kind of feel like I've been pretty stagnate. I dont really do anything but just sit on my claim watching my neighbors do things unless its something big and, even then its not a promise. I mean I did little in UAFs latest RP to help save the world.

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The democratic nation of unovia

The Guru wrote:I kind of feel like I've been pretty stagnate. I dont really do anything but just sit on my claim watching my neighbors do things unless its something big and, even then its not a promise. I mean I did little in UAFs latest RP to help save the world.

You could move your troops to just watch DC who is close to your border probably.

Ailidh alastrine

Gather 'round ye lads and lasses, set ye for a while,
and harken to me mournful tale about the Emerald Isle.
Let's all raise our glasses high to friends and family gone,
and lift our voices in another Irish drinkin' song.

Consumption took me mother and me father got the pox,
me brother drank the whiskey 'till he wound up in a box.
Me other brother in the troubles met with his demise,
me sister has forever closed her smilin' Irish eyes.

(Chorus)

Now everybody's died, so until our tears are dried,
we'll drink and drink and drink and drink and then we'll drink some more.
We'll dance and sing and fight until the early mornin' light,
then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up and then go drinkin' once again.

Ken was killed in Kilkenny and Claire she died in Clare,
Tip from Tipperary died out in the Derry air.
Shannon jumped into the river Shannon back in June,
Ernie fell into the urn and Tom is in the tomb.

"Cleanliness is godliness," me Uncle Pat would sing,
he broke his neck a-slippin' on a bar of Irish Spring.
O'Grady he was eighty, 'tho his bride was just a pup,
he died upon the honeymoon when she got his Irish up (OI!).

(Chorus)
Now everybody's died, so until our tears are dried,
we'll drink and drink and drink and drink and then we'll drink some more.
We'll dance and sing and fight until the early mornin' light,
then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up and then go drinkin' once again.

Joe Murphy fought with Reilly near the cliffs of Dooneen,
he took out his shillelagh and he stabbed him in the spleen.
Crazy Uncle Mike thought he was a leprechaun,
but in fact he's just a leper and his arms and legs are gone.

When Timmy Johnson broke his neck it was a cryin' shame,
he wasn't really Irish, but he went to Notre Dame.
MacNamara crossed the street and by a bus was hit,
but he was just a Scotsman so nobody gave a sh#t (OCH!).

(Chorus)

Now everybody's died, so until our tears are dried,
we'll drink and drink and drink and drink and then we'll drink some more.
We'll dance and sing and fight until the early mornin' light,
then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up and then go drinkin' once again.

Ole!

Me Drunken Uncle Brendan tried to drive home from the bar,
the road rose up to meet when he fell out of his car.
Irony was what befell me Great Grand Uncle Sam,
He choked upon the very last potato in the land.

Connor lived in Ulster town, he used to smuggle arms,
until the British killed him and cut off his lucky charms.
And dear old Father Flanagan who left the Lord's employ,
drunk on sacramental wine beneath the altar boy (HEY!).

(Chorus)

Now everybody's died, so until our tears are dried,
we'll drink and drink and drink and drink and then we'll drink some more.
We'll dance and sing and fight until the early mornin' light,
then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up and then go drinkin' once again.

Someday soon I'll leave this world of pain and toil and sin,
the Lord will take me by the hand to join all of me kin.
Me only wish is when the Savior comes for me and you,
He kills the cast of Riverdance and Michael Flatley too.

(Chorus)

Now everybody's died, so until our tears are Dried,
we'll drink and drink and drink and drink and then we'll drink some more.
We'll dance and sing and fight until the early mornin' light,
then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up and then go drinkin' once again,
then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up and then go drinkin' once again,
then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up and then go drinkin' once again.

The democratic nation of unovia, The Unified American Federation, and FNU

German livonia wrote:Only Ork I know that do stuff for reasons related to Chaos are Weird Boyz, who are mostly ostracized from greater Ork Society for being delirious psychic timebombs. Most Orks fight because a warrior without a war, is no warrior at all. Gork and Mork both demand waagh, and waagh they'll get.

Just trying to point Ghaz in the direction of some inspiration.

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Ailidh alastrine

this random irish drinking song was brought to you by whiskey.

The democratic nation of unovia, The Unified American Federation, and Ghazghkull tribe

Ghazghkull tribe

Ailidh alastrine wrote:this random irish drinking song was brought to you by whiskey.

Prefer Grog.

The democratic nation of unovia and The Unified American Federation

Not Zogging N-Day again.

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The democratic nation of unovia

Gooutofhere wrote: Not Zogging N-Day again.

Something tells me this year is going to suck.

Saint indopeland

So what's the plan with N-Day then? It's my first one

Edit: Saw the factbook

The democratic nation of unovia and The Unified American Federation

Saint indopeland wrote:So what's the plan with N-Day then? It's my first one

Edit: Saw the factbook

Z day has a plan and factbook.
N day , we end up blowing on the wind as radioactive dust. Usually.
( It's all better the next day though.)

The democratic nation of unovia and The Unified American Federation

The democratic nation of unovia wrote:Something tells me this year is going to suck.

We should join a big group this year rather than
going it alone. We cannot compete with the big guys. Previous experience has shown this.
1st time we did ok but since then we have been beaten rather badly.

The democratic nation of unovia and The Unified American Federation

The impierum of man

Gooutofhere wrote:We should join a big group this year rather than
going it alone. We cannot compete with the big guys. Previous experience has shown this.
1st time we did ok but since then we have been beaten rather badly.

we were fine the second year until that emperor damed bot region found us bloody cheaters.

The democratic nation of unovia, Gooutofhere, and The Unified American Federation

The impierum of man

as a bit of a fun fact the Impierum does not have any A.I because in 40k it takes an A.I merely 0.0000000000000000000000000000001 nano-seconds before concluding that all life needs to be eradicated. This has given the Impierum to call A.I something completely different Abdominal Intelligence rather than Artificial.

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Ghazghkull tribe

Aleciton lands wrote:In Frankfurt. Most of the deadly radiation where the fighting was had subsided. The occasional, yet quick firefight with roaming specter squadron, damaged stalkers, and volatile reapers, could be heard by well hidden militiamen. One of them sat in his ghillie suit in a tree. Well camouflaged, he could see the orks, but they probably couldn’t see him. One group came close to an explosive he had buried beneath the ground. The pushed the button on his detonator and sent about 20 or 30 orks flying, body parts slung about. In another spot, a man clearly trying to emulate Simo Häyä lay covered in mud with his scopeless rifle. He aimed it squarely between the eyes of an ork separated from His group and fired.

Nuremburg, East half

in anticipation of a quick assault, mines, barbed wire, and many other obstacles were placed about all the streets. Gas stations were rigged to Explode, as well as bridges, but with artillery and airstrikes being halted due to radio contact being lost, the orks likely would pick up steam.

Western half

The 6-4 team that had arrived in Nuremberg had just entered their firefight. With minimal cover to retreat, their best option was to gain high ground, fortunately, pilots are mobile, very mobile. Each throw a smoke and a frag grenade, blindly fired an entire magazine into the advancing horde, cloaked themselves, and grappled up the high rises around them. Their objective came in sight, so they acted quickly, jumping from rooftop to rooftop before coming in view of the jammer. They scurried up along the walls like spiders before jumping onto the roof, having an idea of what would greet them. Pilots moved quickly, lunging at the orks with knives and sidearms while one made a run for the jammer. Weber. Weber placed some C4 and thermite on the hammer and jumped away quickly. He detonated it, forcing the jamming tower to lean and ultimately fall over, barreling into the street. Quickly, radio chatter filled the airwaves as artillery and airstrikes were called in, buying the eastern zone more time to build up defenses, and wait for Livonian reinforcements.

Mage Squadron

“I can see the Rok” mage 1 said over the radio.

“Confirmed.” Mages 2, 3, and 4 said in unison.

Mage 3 and 4 quickly lowered their altitude and readied 8ASMs they fired 14 missiles between them, blasting vehicles and artillery.

Mage 1 and 2 descended after. With Ghazghkull in their sights, they fired their auto cannons before pulling a 9g turn to gain altitude before they could come around for another run.

FNU
Unified Empiricus
German livonia

As the rounds pinged off his armor Ghazghkull turned to the origin of the weapons fire only to feel a pain in his lower jaw. Looking down one of his massive tusk like incisors was snapped in half due to a bullet. The giant of a ork turned to the sky his arm mounted mega-shoota pointed to the air. "YOUZ WANT A PIECE OF ME!? YOUZ ZOGGING WANT A PIECE OF ME, WELL COME GET IT YEA SODS I'LL SHOOT YEA ALL DOWN MESELF," Ghazghkull roared as he added his own weapon to the fire storm of bullets and flak going into the air. From high in orbit seeing the german air power the ork captains released their response in the form of hundreds if not thousands of FIGHTA-BOMBAS. The ork "air/voidcraft" came sreaming down from on high filling the with dogfights and while not good in quality the FIGHTA-BOMBAS made up for it in sheer quantity as was how orks do things.

Bruz was not a happy ork his jammer was gone and now the umies where raining ordnance on his boyz but that anger subsided as his orkish nature took over reminding him that plenty more where they came from and, better them than me. So he continued with his plan of testing the enemy for weakness. Already he thought he'd found some and, others had proven little more then traps when they blew them to pieces. Despite this the massive waves of orks running through the city for the eastside fighting any and all on the way where still coming and in some areas growing in number and frequency.

"Boss da mekboyz has da stompas ready when wez gonna stomp all ovea the 'umies," a gretchen said the things beady little eyes focused on the ground.

"Oh don't worry they'll get movn' so for the propa scrap they want," Bruz said.

Meanwhile in the eradiated wastse of the ruins the orks had brought in something new to the battlefield the Squigg a ball of bad temperment even by ork standards and massive teeth on legs. The squiggs where roving in packs with orks following the little things as the suiggs sniffed out for the enemy. However squiggs where not the only thing being the sneaky gits that they where ork commados where about as well in their purple paint cause purple is for being sneaky you stupid git. while the plan was still the same get the whole city into one massive melee it appeared that the warboss in charge did have some cunningness to him no doubt given to him by Gork or maybe Mork.

The democratic nation of unovia, Gooutofhere, and The Unified American Federation

Ghazghkull tribe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ou6h20ytR0
DA BIG BOSS OF USA puts his foot down on CRT.

The democratic nation of unovia, The Unified American Federation, and The impierum of man

The impierum of man

Ghazghkull tribe wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ou6h20ytR0
DA BIG BOSS OF USA puts his foot down on CRT.

Ah a fellow fan of lore master Arch I see.

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