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Tethys 13 wrote:

Question of the Day:

How would your nation handle a scenario in which some of its scientists discovered a method of immortality?

Yet again it becomes apparent that our technology is far ahead of the rest of Osiris. We mastered the art of making citizens immortal millennia ago.

First, the brain is carefully pulled out through the nostrils and discarded. This gives the citizen space to think.

Second, an incision is made on the left side of the abdomen. The stomach, liver, and intestines are removed, and stored in a box. Other cultures have tried to replicate this, but failed. Those ignorant heathens call their boxes "lunch boxes", and place food in them. Those poor uneducated fools don't realise that the stomach and intestines need to be present in the box first - how else could the citizen digest the food?

Next come the lungs, which are then sealed in an airtight jar, ensuring that the citizen will be able to breathe for all eternity. The heart, being the centre of being and intelligence, is left in place.

Bags of salt are placed inside the cavity so as to draw out the moisture. This stops the citizen needing to leak all the time.

The salt is later removed, and the cavity is then stuffed with straw to preserve the citizen's shape. It is at this point that the bandaging starts. The finest linen is used for this purpose. It is known that quality is important - some citizens simply fell apart after provision of substandard linen.