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Bloodthirsty unrequited valentine

I need me some delicious In-N-Out Burgers tonight. Hmm.

Hey Eric Duckman, you listening? Can you do that for me tonight?

Klorgia1

*delivers a bag from IN-N-Out*

Hey. These are good but they can't french my fry order like you Babe.

*gets out cooking oil*

Klorgia1

Bloodthirsty unrequited valentine

Ummm, E.D., get the Clorox clean-up bottle it's next to the john. No no... not him, the one in the bathroom. Uhh...

Klorgia1

Bloodthirsty unrequited valentine wrote:Ummm, E.D., get the Clorox clean-up bottle it's next to the john. No no... not him, the one in the bathroom. Uhh...

No prob babe.

*hands vinegar bottle*

Tho if you don't mind I think I'll go out in the yard and hose off. More private out there.

Bloodthirsty unrequited valentine

*turns off video camera*

Klorgia1

Bloodthirsty unrequited valentine wrote:I need me some delicious In-N-Out Burgers tonight. Hmm.

Hey Eric Duckman, you listening? Can you do that for me tonight?

Ehem... Carl's Jr. is better!

Merry Christmas from our region to yours!

**Sends a large tray of homemade Christmas cookies**

Jilligans islande and Klorgia1

Gypsy Lands wrote:Merry Christmas from our region to yours!

**Sends a large tray of homemade Christmas cookies**

Hey, these cookies aren't stale yet, right?
*nabs a cookie*

Klorgia1 and Gypsy Lands

...You Sex-see, I'm a very....Well put togther gentleman, and mentally in this capacity aswell. I won't elaborate in such a way the mods would rather me not (already trying to make it mod-friendly with the rest of this, hard as it is), but thats a place where I'm unusually confident. So, establishing this, having a neighbor named D*ck Richards is my favorite thing for parties. Who wouldn't love 'em. It lets me cut straight to the heart of the matter-*stealing yours....

*Yes, he kept the name in our world.

*Heart, that is.

Eric duckman

Klorgia1 wrote:...You Sex-see, I'm a very....Well put togther gentleman, and mentally in this capacity aswell. I won't elaborate in such a way the mods would rather me not (already trying to make it mod-friendly with the rest of this, hard as it is), but thats a place where I'm unusually confident. So, establishing this, having a neighbor named D*ck Richards is my favorite thing for parties. Who wouldn't love 'em. It lets me cut straight to the heart of the matter-*stealing yours....

*Yes, he kept the name in our world.

*Heart, that is.

Ha! That's nothing! I know a guy named Dick Love from school. His nickname among the frat bros was Penis Envy, lol. Dude falls in love with a very hot chick named Gay Jewell. I am not kidding. Eventually they get hitched and become Dick and Gay Love. I kid you not. For real.

Sudden sam kinison

Klorgia1 wrote:...You Sex-see, I'm a very....Well put togther gentleman, and mentally in this capacity aswell. I won't elaborate in such a way the mods would rather me not (already trying to make it mod-friendly with the rest of this, hard as it is), but thats a place where I'm unusually confident. So, establishing this, having a neighbor named D*ck Richards is my favorite thing for parties. Who wouldn't love 'em. It lets me cut straight to the heart of the matter-*stealing yours....

*Yes, he kept the name in our world.

*Heart, that is.

Eric duckman wrote:Ha! That's nothing! I know a guy named Dick Love from school. His nickname among the frat bros was Penis Envy, lol. Dude falls in love with a very hot chick named Gay Jewell. I am not kidding. Eventually they get hitched and become Dick and Gay Love. I kid you not. For real.

*looks them over*

Not to be a Debbie Downer, but I don't really see either of you guys getting any tail.

Lisa french wrote:*looks them over*

Not to be a Debbie Downer, but I don't really see either of you guys getting any tail.

In that you are (surprisingly) mistaken....I got really lucky with genetics, trained for many hours mastering my craft, and perhaps come of as a bit better when not trying to be more appropriate for the mods.

*Love, if I end up showing you this, thanks for everything. Making you happy has made me so much happier (I can say that, right?).

As for the duck, I wouldn't underestimate 'em.

*My Girlfriend, to you other "humans".

*aside*
Wow. Why do I even bother.

Klorgia1

Klorgia1 wrote:In that you are (surprisingly) mistaken....I got really lucky with genetics, trained for many hours mastering my craft, and perhaps come of as a bit better when not trying to be more appropriate for the mods.

*Love, if I end up showing you this, thanks for everything. Making you happy has made me so much happier (I can say that, right?).

As for the duck, I wouldn't underestimate 'em.

*My Girlfriend, to you other "humans".

When your founder posts in a region titlied Sex

oooooo-kay then

Sudden sam kinison

I do love women. I don’t think they get enough sexual attention. Guys aren't as in touch with that until they've been married a couple of times.

After my second divorce, I said, “Hey, I bet if I learned how to f#ck really good I won’t have to give away everything I own... EVERY FIVE F#CKING YEARS!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Klorgia1

Archduchess hermine of austria

Sudden sam kinison wrote:I do love women. I don’t think they get enough sexual attention. Guys aren't as in touch with that until they've been married a couple of times.

After my second divorce, I said, “Hey, I bet if I learned how to f#ck really good I won’t have to give away everything I own... EVERY FIVE F#CKING YEARS!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

First of all; why do you think marriage is a must?!

Sudden sam kinison

Archduchess hermine of austria wrote:First of all; why do you think marriage is a must?!

Look at my face, lady. I’m not worried about hell. I was married for two f#cking years! Hell would be like Club Med!

Archduchess hermine of austria

Sudden sam kinison wrote:Look at my face, lady. I’m not worried about hell. I was married for two f#cking years! Hell would be like Club Med!

So, you think if you're not married, and not making children; you're going to hell, and previously you were afraid of it?!

As far as i know, USA is like Poland here in Europe, based on religiousness.
I just can't understand how a place like the USA, from where so many good things came from; can be so religious, and its people believe in 2000 year old (well written) tales.

Archduchess hermine of austria wrote:So, you think if you're not married, and not making children; you're going to hell, and previously you were afraid of it?!

As far as i know, USA is like Poland here in Europe, based on religiousness.
I just can't understand how a place like the USA, from where so many good things came from; can be so religious, and its people believe in 2000 year old (well written) tales.

Let me get this one, Sam.

Well... YOU believe you're an archduchess! roflol

Sudden sam kinison and Archduchess hermine of austria

Archduchess hermine of austria

Eric duckman wrote:Let me get this one, Sam.

Well... YOU believe you're an archduchess! roflol

What do you mean I believe?! I AM an archduchess!

Klorgia1 and Sudden sam kinison

Sudden sam kinison

Archduchess hermine of austria wrote:What do you mean I believe?! I AM an archduchess!

Hahahahahahahahahaahahahaahahahahahaahahaha. And I'm the Duke of Windsor. XD

Since you're the new girl here in SEX why not stop talking and listen for awhile?

Archduchess hermine of austria wrote:So, you think if you're not married, and not making children; you're going to hell, and previously you were afraid of it?!

As far as i know, USA is like Poland here in Europe, based on religiousness.
I just can't understand how a place like the USA, from where so many good things came from; can be so religious, and its people believe in 2000 year old (well written) tales.

No, no, no. That's not it at all. It's part of my stand up routine, lady. I'm a f#cking comedian. Like, hear... listen to my act...

Jesus had a tough life. I read about that guy. Jesus is the only guy that ever came back from the dead that didn't scare the f#ck out of everybody!

Eric duckman, Klorgia1, and Archduchess hermine of austria

Archduchess hermine of austria wrote:What do you mean I believe?! I AM an archduchess!

Nope. Not around here. Here you're just .....Herm. XD

Sudden sam kinison

Wen1234 wrote:When your founder posts in a region titlied Sex

Of course, its sexy fun :)

Archduchess hermine of austria wrote:What do you mean I believe?! I AM an archduchess!

"Father, all women are aristocracy!"

"If she breathes, she's a peasent!"

(Comedy, apparently)

Sudden sam kinison wrote:

Jesus had a tough life. I read about that guy. Jesus is the only guy that ever came back from the dead that didn't scare the f#ck out of everybody!

Tell that to the Romans. And here I thought people which liked nailing others onto wood boards wouldn't break under pressure....

Sudden sam kinison

Post by Wen1234 suppressed by Jilligans islande.

Whispers Please save me from this gula- Man in suit and tie interupts PERFECTLY FUNCTIONAL REGION ALL HAIL OUR MIGHTY LEADER KLORGIA1

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