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No prob babe.
*hands vinegar bottle*
Tho if you don't mind I think I'll go out in the yard and hose off. More private out there.
Ehem... Carl's Jr. is better!
Hey, these cookies aren't stale yet, right?
*nabs a cookie*
Klorgia1 and Gypsy Lands
...You Sex-see, I'm a very....Well put togther gentleman, and mentally in this capacity aswell. I won't elaborate in such a way the mods would rather me not (already trying to make it mod-friendly with the rest of this, hard as it is), but thats a place where I'm unusually confident. So, establishing this, having a neighbor named D*ck Richards is my favorite thing for parties. Who wouldn't love 'em. It lets me cut straight to the heart of the matter-*stealing yours....
*Yes, he kept the name in our world.
*Heart, that is.
*looks them over*
Not to be a Debbie Downer, but I don't really see either of you guys getting any tail.
In that you are (surprisingly) mistaken....I got really lucky with genetics, trained for many hours mastering my craft, and perhaps come of as a bit better when not trying to be more appropriate for the mods.
*Love, if I end up showing you this, thanks for everything. Making you happy has made me so much happier (I can say that, right?).
As for the duck, I wouldn't underestimate 'em.
*My Girlfriend, to you other "humans".
When your founder posts in a region titlied Sex
oooooo-kay then
I do love women. I don’t think they get enough sexual attention. Guys aren't as in touch with that until they've been married a couple of times.
After my second divorce, I said, “Hey, I bet if I learned how to f#ck really good I won’t have to give away everything I own... EVERY FIVE F#CKING YEARS!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
First of all; why do you think marriage is a must?!
Look at my face, lady. I’m not worried about hell. I was married for two f#cking years! Hell would be like Club Med!
So, you think if you're not married, and not making children; you're going to hell, and previously you were afraid of it?!
As far as i know, USA is like Poland here in Europe, based on religiousness.
I just can't understand how a place like the USA, from where so many good things came from; can be so religious, and its people believe in 2000 year old (well written) tales.
Hahahahahahahahahaahahahaahahahahahaahahaha. And I'm the Duke of Windsor. XD
Since you're the new girl here in SEX why not stop talking and listen for awhile?
No, no, no. That's not it at all. It's part of my stand up routine, lady. I'm a f#cking comedian. Like, hear... listen to my act...
Jesus had a tough life. I read about that guy. Jesus is the only guy that ever came back from the dead that didn't scare the f#ck out of everybody!
Post by Wen1234 suppressed by Jilligans islande.
Whispers Please save me from this gula- Man in suit and tie interupts PERFECTLY FUNCTIONAL REGION ALL HAIL OUR MIGHTY LEADER KLORGIA1
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