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Densaner wrote:Oh, you'll be waiting, try some knitting or sudoku to pass the time. The British people are a bottomless well of stupidity when it comes to the royals.

I'm already doing those. I know it couldn't happen, but can you imagine Randy Andy as King.

A Down and Dusky Blonde wrote:I know it couldn't happen, but can you imagine Randy Andy as King.

Or that lounge lizard Ralph as King? Good golly, miss Molly...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIjLSoDCpb8

A Down and Dusky Blonde wrote:I know it couldn’t happen, but can you imagine Randy Andy as King.

King Andy? It’d be no sweat.

Mwhahahahahaha.

Sahcara wrote:Hopefully not as much as trump supporters

They’re exactly the same in that they don’t engage their critical faculties in any way. A bit of money, power and celebrity and people go bananas, the UK is a joke.

Sirdenia wrote:Hello, im a  B E A N

Biomechanical Energy-based Alien Nation?

Bibliographical Esoteric Archive of Newts?

Sirdenia wrote:Hello, im a B E A N

Hello, a B E A N, I'm TUMS!

Greetings from 10000 Islands! Our diplomatic staff is pleased to present the latest regional report, highlighting XKI news and events from March. In keeping with our format, we have provided a preview image of the update dispatch. To view the report dispatch in full, please follow this link.

Welcome to the region Aumoana

Please accept this complimentary, ceremonial, and conditional marsupial while settling in:

*rolls out a heavy wooden barrel, popping off the lid with a crowbar, revealing it to be teeming with possums and shrews and wombats and thylacines and Tasmanian devils and bandicoots and koala and wallaby*

As you are a World Assembly member, here is a dispatch having to do with that. Feel free to reach out with any further questions, though. And this is a handy tool to aid in endorsing other WA members in the region, should you be so inclined:

https://sites.google.com/view/tums-nsapi/project-spend[/quote]

🎵 800,000 marsupials in the barrel / 800,000 marsupials!
Take one out, give it to a new nation / 799,999 marsupials in the barrel! 🎵

Nenveker wrote:🎵 800,000 marsupials in the barrel / 800,000 marsupials!
Take one out, give it to a new nation / 799,999 marsupials in the barrel! 🎵

Gah! If you keep giving away our marsupials, we'll soon be marsupially-impoverished! We've only a mere 799,999 marsupials, by god!

We must not allow a Marsupial Gap. We must increase our marsupial stockpile, and for those that balk at such soaring costs, to them I say: "You sir are no patriot." Yesterday's marsupials shall be overshadowed by today's, and today's marsupials shall be dwarfed by tomorrow's. This is what I want. This is what South Pacific needs. This is what South Pacific shall have.

Another fun little data trawl:

Length of South Pacific Delegacies (as from the history page):

................................................. The lepearchauns 492 days

.................................... Johanneslanden 356 days

............................... Siorta 314 days

............................. Lingang 288 days

........................... Densaner 272 days

......................... Lingang 247 days

........................ Paladinsanity 238 days

................... The lepearchauns 188 days

................... The lepearchauns 186 days

.................. Densaner 184 days

.................. Densaner 183 days

............... Densaner 153 days

.............. Dorig 144 days

............. Mysterious wonder 130 days

........... The lepearchauns 108 days

........ Lingang 83 days

........ The lepearchauns 81 days

........ Densaner 78 days

........ Dorig 76 days

...... Holly United 58 days

..... Panther 54 days

..... Lingang 50 days

..... Siorta 45 days

... The lepearchauns 31 days

.. Kyal 19 days

.. Do what thou wilt 15 days

. Pina Coladas 14 days

. West kondor 6 days

. 1st marine expeditionary unit 6 days

. Dashworie aedorse 6 days

| Qull 4 days

| Densaner 2 days

| Dashworie aedorse 2 days

| 1st marine expeditionary force 1 day

Read dispatch

Hello everyone, nice to meet you. I'm here as the ambassador from the Conch Kingdom. In my role, I hope to act as a representative of our region. If anyone has any questions about our region, please direct your questions here.

Ienia wrote:Hello everyone, nice to meet you. I'm here as the ambassador from the Conch Kingdom. In my role, I hope to act as a representative of our region. If anyone has any questions about our region, please direct your questions here.

Would you mind us using some of your Conchs to signal arrivals and departures fro South Pacific?

A Down and Dusky Blonde wrote:Would you mind us using some of your Conchs to signal arrivals and departures fro South Pacific?

I'll have to ask the higher-ups, but for the time being, I think that we can arrange delivery of conches for such purposes.

Panther wrote:We must not allow a Marsupial Gap.

I propose a Marsupial Non Proliferation Treaty. Our friends in the Crocodile Pit have kindly offered to act as inspectors to make sure all aspects of the treaty are rigidly enforced.

Densaner
Chairman - Committee on the Present (Marsupial) Danger

The Unified Missourtama States wrote:Another fun little data trawl

Well done, including a bunch of raiders and that piece of...work, Mysterious Chunder.

👏🏻

Panther wrote:We must not allow a Marsupial Gap. We must increase our marsupial stockpile, and for those that balk at such soaring costs, to them I say: "You sir are no patriot." Yesterday's marsupials shall be overshadowed by today's, and today's marsupials shall be dwarfed by tomorrow's. This is what I want. This is what South Pacific needs. This is what South Pacific shall have.

*vigorous clapping and hopeful cheering*
*a marsupial flies from TUMS' hand to Den's anti-marsupial face*
*patriotism intensifies*

The Unified Missourtama States wrote:
Hello, a  B E A N, I'm TUMS!

Hello TUMS

Ienia wrote:Hello everyone, nice to meet you. I'm here as the ambassador from the Conch Kingdom. In my role, I hope to act as a representative of our region. If anyone has any questions about our region, please direct your questions here.

Welcome to the region!!! I hope our couches and chips are adequate whilst you're here.

The Unified Missourtama States wrote:*a marsupial flies from TUMS' hand to Den's anti-marsupial face*[/i]

Mmm...tasty got any more?

🦘🍴 🐊

Americatain wrote:Welcome to the region!!! I hope our couches and chips are adequate whilst you're here.

As a supporter of couches & crisps, I believe that I shall be very happy in my ambassadorship.

*raises a Conch and blows on it to signal a number of arrivals, departure and CTE's*

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