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We've been blindsided by a zombie WMD. Our strategists were busy watching horror films and forgot that the yearly outbreak would occur! We're doing our best with the remaining 200 million citizenry we have. Please, if you have cures, send help!

Olvaria wrote:We've been blindsided by a zombie WMD. Our strategists were busy watching horror films and forgot that the yearly outbreak would occur! We're doing our best with the remaining 200 million citizenry we have. Please, if you have cures, send help!

...rrrrrrghhhhh...

Kashyyyyyyyk wrote:...rrrrrrghhhhh...

Dear colleagues,

My god, that's not a cure for the zombie virus that's a cure for life! What have you done!?

Regards,
The People's Commission for the Scarce Few Living

Thoughts and (ambiguous) prayers for all the victims of this catastrophy. Perhaps some government spending will help relieve those effected most?

Conrandia wrote:Perhaps some government spending will help relieve those effected most?

That requires there to be a government left.

Esteemed living colleagues,

Progress is unacceptably slow on the cure on the Olvarian front. By a vote of the remaining secretaries of the Olvarian High Bureau, we have decided to change goals for the People's State. In the name of the People, and the State, all surviving members of the Armed Forces are directed to avenge the murdered living by exacting vengeance on the undead hordes. Olvaria now, and Olvaria forever.

Warmest regards.

Currently I am the only nation that is zombie free and surviving people. The other 2 nations which also were zombie free left their extermination mode for too long and all the citizens died because for some reason extermination starts killing your own citizens once you have zero zombies.

Fake Testlandia wrote:Currently I am the only nation that is zombie free and surviving people. The other 2 nations which also were zombie free left their extermination mode for too long and all the citizens died because for some reason extermination starts killing your own citizens once you have zero zombies.

Unfortunately, the extermination order wasn't very specific.

Someone online?

SOMEONE?

Alone…

Testiandia

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They are testing new sinkers.

And hi,

Welcome back to fellow esteemed nation or Testregionia, the Iron Fist Grizzlies. We are heartened at your return.

Hi guys what can we talk about

Just flying thru on our way south.

~pitches tent, lites campfire~

How's everybody doing?

Hello it's quite a while since the last time we were here?

Tao Rum cookies for everyone!
(::)(::)(::)(::)
(::)(::)(::)(::)
(::)(::)(::)(::)

:)

Testlandia wrote:Cure, you fools. Cure!

HELLO

Greetings
Another Traveller here

Testiandia

Greetings.

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