Hey everyone please read this factbook about why you should vote me for Gubberment, it has all my views, I even wrote it meself. But also please no critiqueing it is a rough work in progress first draft, and Sar Graniabley Islands did all of it blame it on him.
The RP gang is stoopid, and canít make decisions for themselves. The good Gubberment needs to get involved and micromanage the heck outa the Rp, so those RPers can be happy and finally have some fun.
Climate change should be illegal, so that it doesnít happen anymore. If you donít vote for me, you might as well go find a baby seal and kick it, Becuase thatís what youíre doing.
The current and past administrations have been run by enadian agents who want to make our reputation into absolute garbage. As Gubberment, I will shut down all the Embassies, except for cool ones like
The High Court, The Thaecian Senate, The House of Commons, The East Pacific, The Embassy, Realm of the Whispering Winds, New World Union, Northern Utopia, Red Wolf Alliance, Novus Lucidum, Force, South Pacific, India, Alvaria, The Democratic Republic, The Democratic Union, Southfield, The League of Conservative Nations, The Allied Republic, Heart, Theater of Thaecia, 21st Century Rome, Hell, Greater Middle East, Laraniem, Philippines, Foreign Affairs Committee, Executive Overreach Committee, Domestic Affairs Committee, United League of Nations, and The Monarchy alliance
I will also make Embassies with good regions like chicken overlords, and Have bad regions raidEd and turned into gud regions.
The High Court
Yeah not gonna lie, the current justices are extremely trash, as Gubberment Iíll just do this judicial stuff myself
Yeah so the previous administrations sucked at this stuff, they added too many people into these chambers, I canít remember all of them. Iím thinking 2.5 people each is a good compromise.
The culture Ministry
Yeah the previous administrations didnít do well on this, when Iím Gubberment Iíll put less emphasis on fun stuff, and more on starting serious debates on the rmb Becuase everyone loves that
Everyone will have a nickname and I get to pick
Bopping will be mandatory unless I donít like you
Fridayís will be casual grill nights
All snakes in Korsiniaís possession will be apprehended
The ThaeCIA will have the power to eject people at will
Talking about the previous administrations will be outlawed
Yíall are gonna have TVs with cameras installed in yer houses
Broustan will be fired
Snowflame will be imprisoned for raiding. #LockHimUp
Copernica will be made a penal colony, all the bad people like Marv will be sent there, as well as all the scary animals we got here
We gonna replace the constitution with this page=dispatch/id=1270356
Also Iím pretty certain the old consti has a treasure map in it, gonna check that out
Idk thatís about it folks
This is the first time someone answers a rant of mine, therefore this turns into a debate. GG Marvin, you're the first one to not act as a victim of an Islorant and fight back!
An Independent Approach
Then, modify this section into one dedicated to efficiency. Explain that you'll choose ministers on their ability to run a ministry. And if you have a pick for a said ministry, write his/her name down and explicit why you choose this person!
This differs from the weekly reports so I don't have much to say about it. As said in Islorant8/9 the executive works on activity spikes so pieces of information should just be sent right after something was done. :)
I'll keep my statement on the fact that a whole secretary on this is worthless. This can easily be devolved to either the IM or the DPM (more people can work on it than just them, but it'll still be them who announce everything).
I am not against you expanding the ministries. I was just against your sentence that looks like a direct attack on the actual administration. Obviously due to a growing population, the administration will expand, but that's not how I read it.
I'm not attempting to score political points. I'm not the politician here Marvin. Moreover, most people already know how harsh an Islorant can be and wouldn't like to get targetted in one of them, so I see no point for me to score more 'points'. I stayed civil though. The only borderline thingy I could have was the metaphor, and again it was a metaphor.
As of proposing my ideas, I think this was already voiced enough. I'll never be against an embassy as long as the region is close to us, whether it is through events or extensive ambassadorial exchanges (not just, o helo here's an ambassador, and then the ambassador goes AFK). Thaecia's interests will always come first, even if it means making outsiders angry.
Re-establish the Recruitment Ministry
I believe you misunderstood me here. Korsinia's administration didn't make a separate department/ministry for recruitment, at all. Before now, it was directly in the "Government Rooms" category. Everyone in the administration has access to the recruitment initiative channels.
Yes we don't have a differing opinion outside the organisation, but I just find the need for a lawful recruitment ministry useless. Especially when it doesn't fit what another administration would want.
Establish the Education Ministry
We don't have a EM because we simply don't have any candidate for it. As of the IM, the said Minister already expressed its agreement in giving the education department to the EM. So there isn't any conflict of interest in this. Tengjiang just forgot we had a EM when he made his hearing, nothing else.
Creation of the Security Committee
It isn't a permanent committee for a reason. COBRA aims to solve different problems in different theaters that require people from outside the Cabinet. Therefore we will certainly change whoever we need in this committee.
As for the law part, this shouldn't exist. An administration has a typical way of working, and another one may have another way of doing so. Imposing only one way of working isn't a good idea. I know that whatever administration is in power, such committee whatever the name it has, will exist and be used. There isn't a need for the legislator to enforce such a committee to exist.
Climate Change Action
Again, climate change is a RP matter. Therfore it is a secondary matter to anything else that the legislator or the executive should do.
Inter-regional Football (Soccer) League
This is passable, you will survive the 1st purge.
Starting: 2020 - Ending: Indefinitely
Three central promises centering around three central purges.
1.) 1st Purge: All nations deemed liberal and disloyal will be removed.
2.) 2nd Purge: All nations deemed "meh" will be removed.
3.) 3rd Purge: Remaining nations will be removed
Promise Made, Promise Kept
An Announcement Which Shall Save Thaecia
People of Thaecia, our democracy is at stake, our families cry while the proud Thaecian Army fights overseas against an expanding threat wishing to enslave our people and end our freedom, they are already within our ranks, they intend on attacking when we least expect, when we think everything is going to be fine...
I am of course talking about the foreign Globalist and Liberal elites, the elites PROTECTED by many high ranking individuals within this region who have BETRAYED working people in favour of a project to acquire more POWER. Thaecia must be protected at all costs, and I can guarantee you that I am committed to helping Thaecia during the civil war we are undergoing.
This is why people, I have decided that I shall be running for President in the next Thaecian General Election, the time to joke has officially ended, now it's time for us to rise up and help make Thaecia an independent region once again. I have everything ready, including my own very well developed plan to estabilise the nation, protect us from foreign threats and make everyone happy, a plan drafted after hours of hard work and which shall become famous for it's detail and quality.
No more elite, no more fooling our people, THAECIA RISE UP!
Who are we, who am I? Questions that the world and people have asked ever since the creation of everything, questions asked daily by many people like me, you, your mum, your dad, your sister, your cousin, your aunt, your grandma, your son, and most importantly: your fish. These questions are questions which we make because we can only do so to because we do them, they are questions which, when questioned, can't receive an answer which can not be questioned.
This is life.
Life is questionable, and so is my campaign, but you know what isn't questionable? My desire to make THAECIA an independent region once again.
But wait Cerd, what do you mean by "independent once again", isn't Thaecia already independent?
That's where you are wrong kiddo...
THROUGHOUT THE HISTORY OF THIS ONCE GREAT REGION, LIBERALS AND MORE LIBERALS HAVE INVADED OUR TERRITORY, OUR SACRED BORDERS CREATED BY OUR ANCESTORS IN AN ATTEMPT TO COUP OUR DEMOCRACY AND CREATE A DICTATORSHIP AT THE COST OF OUR PEOPLE. I SAY ENOUGH WITH THIS! THE INCUMBENT PRESIDENT HAS MISERABLY FAILED AT HEARING THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE, HE SITS ALL DAY IN HIS ROOM, CONFORTABLE, IGNORING THE CONCERNS OF THAECIANS AND THEIR FAMILIES, IGNORING THAT THERE IS AN ATTEMPT TO END DEMOCRACY, IGNORING THAT OUR PEOPLE ARE SUFFERING, THAT THEY ARE CRYING, THAT THEY ARE DEPRESSED. NEVER AGAIN SHALL WE SURRENDER OUR FREEDOM, NEVER AGAIN SHALL WE ELECT A LIBERAL MAJORITY. IT IS TIME FOR THAECIA TO RISE UP!
- Let's say NO to the World Assembly: Incumbent President Titanne promised us last election that we would have influence in the World Assembly, that it would be great for Thaecia, that our people would be able to get involved. Let me ask you a question Mr. President: HOW IS THAT DOING LMAO? The World Assembly is dominated by an elite of liberals from GCRs and other influential regions, and the President legitimises that elite, his hopes for Thaecian influence in the WA are a joke, Thaecia is independent and we shall no longer legitimise an interregional establishment when I am elected President and WA Delegate.
- Make the Order of Thaecia Important Again: The standards for receiving an Order of Thaecia have been significantly going down for the last few months. An Order of Thaecia is an important award, not one to be given away to anyone for minor achievements. My administration will make Orders of Thaecia feel important and special again, with proper analysis and a nice announcement for individuals who truly deserve it.
- Instructing the Legislature: As per the procedures of the both the Senate and House of Commons, the President has the permission to speak in the chambers without requiring a sponsorship, I plan use this right to introduce a new initiative to instruct the legislature, to participate in important debates and give the thoughts of the Presidency on legislation, helping on the process of scrutiny in Congress.
- Declaring a Liberal Emergency: On recent months many individuals have said Thaecia should declare a climate emergency because it was a major problem, even the incumbent President was talking about it while not declaring one himself. While the climate is all well and good, I think the real issue here is Thaecia should be declaring a LIBERAL Emergency, nations should be warned of the threat that is the liberal invasion of NationStates and Thaecia, it's a big deal and we need to deal with this crisis seriously.
Cerdenia, Chair of the Anti-Liberalism Index and Deputy Justice Minister
Tengjiang, Deputy Interior Minister
#cerd2020 #cerdlikesyou #savethaecia #independentthaecia
I am glad you like it, it's a very thought out plan to save the region.
I hope titanne will win, good luck to all
Ya he will win the 3rd position 😂😂(Sorry Mr. President, pls don't be offended, pls don't take that seriously 😂😂)
Wow a Snowflame-Titanne-Cerdenia battle for the Presidency! But we know Snow's gonna win Insha'Allah #FlameGang
Is someone else running in presidential election?