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Highest Crime Rates: 211th Rudest Citizens: 295th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 370th+19
Most Nations: 379th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 398th Most Armed: 419th Most Avoided: 437th Most Rebellious Youth: 533rd Fattest Citizens: 585th Most Valuable International Artwork: 716th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 827th Highest Disposable Incomes: 900th Largest Retail Industry: 1,097th Largest Gambling Industry: 1,313th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,533rd Nudest: 1,562nd Most Corrupt Governments: 1,639th Largest Black Market: 1,793rd Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,815th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,702nd Highest Average Incomes: 2,767th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,768th
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Welcome to the inter-dimensional bar on the corner of your region! Where you can hang out, drink, drink some more, mutate into an unholy life form, dine on raw brains and SPAM™, get kicked into an alternate dimension, become our next meal, and have a good time all around!

Or you could just enjoy a glass of wine and go to bed early.



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Regional Power: Moderate

The Bar on the corner of every region contains 74 nations, the 379th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Lowest Crime Rates in The Bar on the corner of every region

World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.

As a region, The Bar on the corner of every region is ranked 23,200th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Unified State of KabravoskCorporate Police State Halliburton“Come to the basement. It's a wonderful place.”
2.The Grand Combine of Naval MonteCivil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives“Nothing is true, everything is permitted”
3.The Armed Republic of DehlkCorporate Police State Halliburton“Semper Instans”
4.The Undead Employee of the Month of Zombie BarmaidCorrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship“Resurrecting refreshments, a taste of life after death”
5.The All Consuming Platform of YouTube IncInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“We sit at the nexus of technology and human creativity”
6.The Cʟєᴀɴıɴԍ Sєʀvıcєs of Consuela de la MorrelaScandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal“No. No.”
7.The Sentai Team of PR MegaforceIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“It's morphin' time!”
8.The Who are you of Maple Hockey CanadiaPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“I am not America, eh!”
9.The Most Serene Republic of UrlendiaDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“popping pills like zits”
10.The Never-ending Reign of The Nowhere KingFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“Crazy, but that's how it goes”
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The Bar on the corner of every region Regional Message Board

Husker The Grumpy Bartender wrote:Where would they be then?

Seems fishy to me...
*I cough out some fishbones*

got me there...

Oh, lord! Are you okay, Husk?
I have a very simple explanation...
I am not technically a spider...
Only a spider monster.
While my little friends are physical, I am made of magic.
Also, I love you, Dearie! Stay safe!

Consuela de la Morrela wrote:Is my job.
Yes. Is my job.
Well, I was on leave (unpaid ofcourse).

Niffty the regional Maid wrote:I am the better one

Two somebodies sound grouchy and territorial. I say the parties involved solve this duel the old-fashioned way: Plastic sporks at five paces. Winner gets to clean up the mess they make.

Husker The Grumpy Bartender wrote:*I cough out some fishbones*

Pretty sure the fish will be wanting those back.

Niffty the regional Maid wrote:I am the better one
*I look over to see a cobweb in the corner, I pull out my needle and run over to it*
I double as an exterminatorThat makes two of us
*I smile at Consuela, and turn back to the web, and continue chasing a spider with my needle*

How adorable.
The spider gives her a donut
Please spare my friends, little maid.

Brocklandia wrote:Consider, then, this my entry for Third Place.

Of the many wonderful things in that post, perhaps the most impressive was the use of the list code to format.

Vroom Vroom Vroom

YouTube Inc wrote:

its very much Monday right now, but oh well
the theme is St. Patricks Day!
or just Ireland in general, a limerick would be fitting but any format is A-Okay.

What is St. Patrick's Day to a kitty?
Sure, I could like it -
If it was about a hamburger patty
But it seems this Saint Patty
Is actually a person
So what is St. Patrick's Day to a kitty?

My hooman tells me this is a day
For people to get sh*tfaced
"You mean like putting poop on their faces?" I say.
"No, silly, I mean they drink until they're dead."
I figure what they drink isn't water.
What is St. Patrick's Day to a kitty?

I must have looked confused.
"People wear green clothes," she continued.
"Leprechaun costumes! Shamrocks everywhere!"
Hooman, I don't know half the words you say.
"A shamrock is a clover," she says to me.
What is St. Patrick's Day to a kitty?

"I don't care much for Ireland" she muses,
"But I shall drink anyway."
And off she pours beer, drinks, and snoozes
So now I can have things my way -
And plunder the wet food before she goes wakey wakey
St. Patrick's Day means party to this kitty.

1958 Plymouth Fury wrote:Vroom Vroom Vroom

Here you go, ten gallons of high-octane premium leaded, 1960 vintage, with an S.T.P. carburetor-cleaner chaser, as you ordered.

Now, remember, don't get skid marks on the floor. Consuela de la Morrela just mopped there.

The weekend poetry contest is over. YouTube Inc has volunteered to pick a winner.

Feline Masters wrote:What is St. Patrick's Day to a kitty?

Human beings on St. Patrick's Day.
What is St. Patrick's Day to a kitty?
What is a kitty to a leprechaun?
What is a leprechaun to a golden retriever
Who ain't retrievin' anything?
Does your dog bite?
Alright, alright.
No scritches in the wild.

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