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Welcome to the inter-dimensional bar on the corner of your region! Where you can hang out, drink, drink some more, mutate into an unholy life form, dine on raw brains and SPAM™, get kicked into an alternate dimension, become our next meal, and have a good time all around!

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The embassy with luck is being withdrawn. Closure expected .

The embassy with The Free Leftist Union is being withdrawn. Closure expected .

Construction of embassies with Africa has commenced. Completion expected .

Construction of embassies with Trendsetter has commenced. Completion expected .

Tags: Casual, Fantasy Tech, Featured, Future Tech, Independent, LGBT, Large, Magical, Multi-Species, Neutral, Role Player, Silly, and 4 others.Snarky, Social, Surreal, and World Assembly.

Regional Power: Moderate

The Bar on the corner of every region contains 67 nations, the 184th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Beautiful Environments in The Bar on the corner of every region

World Census researchers spent many arduous weeks lying on beaches and trekking through rainforests to compile a definitive list of the most attractive and best cared for environments.

As a region, The Bar on the corner of every region is ranked 2,815th in the world for Most Beautiful Environments.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Self-Welcomed Guest of Jehovahs WitnessPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“We're already inside, now here's a pamphlet.”
2.The Tree Filled Region of The Last Abode of PandoInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Trees Are Better Than People”
3.The 12% Proof Protectorate of DrunkndisorderlyCapitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers“Sommelier at your Service”
4.The Enlightened Kingdom of TribariaCivil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives“Liberty, Equality, Rationality”
5.The Knights of The JuskawrathIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Believe nothing, consider everything”
6.The Fabulous Land of Fabulously FabulousCivil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives“Glitter not included”
7.The Fresh Prince of IkomatyeNew York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy“Don't Die, (It's bad for business)”
8.The Derranged Anarchic Chef of Tercania IslandsScandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal“I'll take your order and your life.”
9.The Holy Empire of ImpistanLibertarian Police State Slightly Overzealous Peoples Democracy“NOPE NOPE NOPE”
10.The Holy Citrus-y Republic of LemonationLeft-wing Utopia Utopia“Not all Lemons are sour. ”
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Regional Happenings


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Squadron Commander Lord Flashheart wrote:Can we truly have too many weapons in this Bar? 🤔

Oh yes we can.

opens up his trenchcoat revealing a Desert Eagle, Walther PPK, Stechkin, M1911, MP5A3, AK-74, FAMAS, M2 Browning, and a belt of 7.62 NATO cartridges next to an M60

Eripolis wrote:Oh yes we can.

opens up his trenchcoat revealing a Desert Eagle, Walther PPK, Stechkin, M1911, MP5A3, AK-74, FAMAS, M2 Browning, and a belt of 7.62 NATO cartridges next to an M60

Good to be prepared for any eventuality around here - I approve - Afterall, this Bar is known for any eventuality, often with high casualties.

Squadron Commander Lord Flashheart wrote:Good to be prepared for any eventuality around here - I approve - Afterall, this Bar is known for any eventuality, often with high casualties.

Well, what have you got, Sq. Cmdr.?

Zurkerx wrote:New Poll in Zentari, come and vote!


Also, I would like to have a blue moon and angry orchard mix. That makes something called apples and oranges, you all should try it!

New Swaraelia wrote:Hello, barten'er, I'd like von of ze Irish coffees, und von youtiao, danke.
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put it on ze card, don't ask vhy it's maxed out

What the hell just happened

Anacin wrote:You do got a point, hell my lawnmower has more horsepower.

Why not just use the horse as your lawnmower? Automation is the leading cause of equine unemployment, and it's about time we reversed that trend.

Calitournia wrote:Then, why this nations exist?
January,-November-,NationStates Today.

They're delusional, of course (and probably wondering why the heck they're being mentioned in meta). Of course time doesn't really exist. We talk about the future as if it's "just around the corner," like a mugger lurking in a dark alley, but it's never there. And even if the future were just around the corner, where is the past?

Squadron Commander Lord Flashheart wrote:Can we truly have too many weapons in this Bar?

If you're talking about bazookas that fire live fish, then yes--yes, we can have too many weapons. Trust me; two hundred of those is more than enough ... and anyway, they're pretty useless against an army of hungry elephant seals.

Speaking of, what's that noise out in the parking lot?


I said, What's that noise out in the parking lot?

I swear, no one knows how to take a prompt anymore.

Brocklandia wrote:They're delusional, of course (and probably wondering why the heck they're being mentioned in meta). Of course time doesn't really exist. We talk about the future as if it's "just around the corner," like a mugger lurking in a dark alley, but it's never there. And even if the future were just around the corner, where is the past?

Stalking you like that mugger.

Anacin wrote:brandishing gun


I'm here, queer and without fear. What're you gonna do, huh?

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