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Jehovahs witness wrote:True enough.

The Witness slides the entirety of the plate's contents into their mouth and starts to chew.

I feel as though there’s a reason you didn’t mention swallowing...

Tercania islands, East lodge, and Russviata

Mac-ratio limited

Hello y'all

Zany Zanes, New swaraelia, Tercania islands, and Woods is back

Mac-ratio limited wrote:Hello y'all

Welcome. Get you a drink?

Zany Zanes, New swaraelia, and Tercania islands

Mac-ratio limited

Zombie Penguins wrote:Welcome. Get you a drink?

Can'st I get some m i l k? I thirst for a good s u c c.

New swaraelia, Tercania islands, Woods is back, and East lodge

Lord protector of the land

Brocklandia wrote:*leaves a an extra-sharp knife and a bottle of steak sauce on Lord's table*

"who uses steak sauce anyways"

*whips out bottle of tabasco*

"Real chads use spiceyboi

New swaraelia, Tercania islands, and Mac-ratio limited

Mac-ratio limited

Lord protector of the land wrote:"who uses steak sauce anyways"

*whips out bottle of tabasco*

"Real chads use spiceyboi

Any chance that tobasco belongs any of Mac-Ratio's competitors?

Would hate if it belonged to Saucy Hotstuff Inc., rather than Mac-Ratio's Food and Beverage Division...

New swaraelia and Tercania islands

Anyone do the potato dance?

Tercania islands

New poll in Zentari, come and vote!

page=poll/p=147102

Also, this Monday is slow and I feel slow and tired, a bit depressed due to the lost of the Eagles game. Any recommendations for me, bartender?

Tercania islands and Anacin

Lord protector of the land wrote:"who uses steak sauce anyways"
*whips out bottle of tabasco*
"Real chads use spiceyboi

There's "hot," and then there's "masking the flavor of a substandard cut of meat." But hey, it's your tongue ... at least, until Cheffy gets hold of it and uses it in a custard recipe.

Zany Zanes and Tercania islands

New swaraelia wrote:Well, I wanted more of the Eggs Benedict and waffles. Lots of waffles.

Sorry, we haven't had anyone named Benedict in here in a long time--and even then I'm not sure he laid eggs. But here's a pushcart-load of waffles and a drum of syrup.

Feoras and Tercania islands

Jehovahs witness wrote:There was a lunch special? And can I have it?

You got it. But you might want to sign up on the stomach pump reservation list before you dig in. You know, in case you immediately start holding your guts, screaming, and writhing on the floor.

Tercania islands

Zurkerx wrote:New poll in Zentari, come and vote!

page=poll/p=147102

Also, this Monday is slow and I feel slow and tired, a bit depressed due to the lost of the Eagles game. Any recommendations for me, bartender?

Philly fan, eh? I thought most of you were violent brawling type.

Pours a whisky

Here you go, bro

Zurkerx and Tercania islands

Jehovahs witness

Brocklandia wrote:You got it. But you might want to sign up on the stomach pump reservation list before you dig in. You know, in case you immediately start holding your guts, screaming, and writhing on the floor.

Eh, it was okay. 6/10. That lunch special was all bark and no bite. Which was appropriate, since I think there was some dog in there, really.

Feoras and Tercania islands

Anacin wrote:Philly fan, eh? I thought most of you were violent brawling type.

Pours a whisky

Here you go, bro

Most of them are, my friend, but I'm one of the few exceptions. No point destroying stuff over a game. Well, thanks for the drink, I needed it!

*Takes the drink and leaves a good tip, takes a sip

Tercania islands and Anacin

Carrot goddess

*grows*

Can I be employed?

Tercania islands

East lodge wrote:No homophob!

That's pretty pan you mean

I resent being called a homophobe, I cant be homophobic. I hate everyone equally regardless of sexual preference.

Jehovahs witness wrote:Eh, it was okay. 6/10. That lunch special was all bark and no bite. Which was appropriate, since I think there was some dog in there, really.

You insult our chef, good sir/madam! "Some"? You imply both that Cheffy scrimps on the ingredients and that Cheffy uses recognizable ones. Them's fighting words--and remember, Cheffy has access to knives, lots and lots of knives ... and poisons, explosives, ranged projectile weaponry, death rays, zombies, and multiple dark gods. You might consider an apology.

Feoras, Jehovahs witness, and Zany Zanes

Baggus wrote:I resent being called a homophobe, I cant be homophobic. I hate everyone equally regardless of sexual preference.

So your defense is that you're not just a homophobe, you're an omniphobe--or would that be a panophobe? Add an "i" and it's pianophobe. All right, now you've gone way too far! What is this irrational hatred you have of innocent keyboard instruments?

Or do you hate all musical instruments equally? 'Cause if so, the members of the London Philharmonic are waiting outside in the alley behind the Bar, and they'd like to have a few words with you.

Feoras, Baggus, and Zany Zanes

Carrot goddess wrote:*grows*

Can I be employed?

As an ingredient? Certainly. I'm pretty sure Cheffy has lots of recipes that call for carrots.

Oh!--You meant like a job? Well, sure, if you want it. Though the pay's lousy (nonexistent) and the working conditions are even worse. I think we have openings for cashiers (since Flo went ran off with that shoe salesman) ... bouncers ... waiters ... bartenders ... just about anything really ... Though I suggest you pick something that keeps you out of the kitchen and out of reach of Cheffy. Because ze's got recipes that call for all sorts of things, and Cheffy is quite willing to make substitutions.

Zany Zanes and Carrot goddess

Zurkerx wrote:No point destroying stuff over a game.

Tell that to Vancouver.

I'm in Packer country. just so you know

Carrot goddess

Brocklandia wrote:As an ingredient? Certainly. I'm pretty sure Cheffy has lots of recipes that call for carrots.

Oh!--You meant like a job? Well, sure, if you want it. Though the pay's lousy (nonexistent) and the working conditions are even worse. I think we have openings for cashiers (since Flo went ran off with that shoe salesman) ... bouncers ... waiters ... bartenders ... just about anything really ... Though I suggest you pick something that keeps you out of the kitchen and out of reach of Cheffy. Because ze's got recipes that call for all sorts of things, and Cheffy is quite willing to make substitutions.

:O Can I be allowed a place to grow? If so then cashier would be awesome... I don't have to move much. :D I'm so excited!

Carrot goddess wrote::O Can I be allowed a place to grow? If so then cashier would be awesome... I don't have to move much. :D I'm so excited!

Good. You get to be the one who tries to collect money from those riff-raff we call our customers.

Carrot goddess

Carrot goddess

Brocklandia wrote:Good. You get to be the one who tries to collect money from those riff-raff we call our customers.

Yes! *runs behind the cash register and grows into the floorboards veeeerrrryyy slowly*

*pushes buttons* This is fun.

East lodge

I guess no one wants to sit in the hot tub

*someone picks up the hot tub*

Oh. This isn't a hot tub.

I'm gonna go kill something then.

Carrot goddess

East lodge wrote:I guess no one wants to sit in the hot tub

*someone picks up the hot tub*

Oh. This isn't a hot tub.

I'm gonna go kill something then.

O: omg

East lodge

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