The Safest in The Confederacy of Free Lands
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, The Confederacy of Free Lands is ranked 4,151st in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The North Sea People's Republic of Greater Eireann | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Arbeidere Enige og Tro til Dovre Faller” | |
| 2. |  The Democratic Republic of The Gandhistani Remnant | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Workers of the World, Unite!” | |
| 3. |  The Grand Duchy of England of Eirinne | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 4. |  The Federal Republic of Germany of Ghearmaine-Franc | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Northern Italian Repubic | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Per l'onore d'Italia” | |
| 6. |  The Commonwealth Republic of Eireannian South Africa | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Ex Unitate Vires” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of France of Conservitopistan | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Liberté, Egalité, Fraternité” | |
| 8. |  The Empire of Byzantine Eastern Rome | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Από τίποτα, Δόξα” | |
| 9. |  The Federación Socialista of The Hispanian Union | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Plus Ultra” | |
| 10. |  The Dominion of The Eireannian Overseas Territories | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “For God and for Eireann!” |
