The Safest in The Dank Meme Alliance
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, The Dank Meme Alliance is ranked 13,470th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Poggers land of The Great Emu Republic | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Emu is love Emu is life” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Islaner Hor Keimpuce | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “By The People For The People” |
