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The Departure Lounge RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Lizards of Wizards

Last WA Update:

Board Activity History Admin Rank

Nudest: 1,055th Largest Welfare Programs: 1,776th Most Rebellious Youth: 2,085th+2
Largest Black Market: 2,141st Most Secular: 2,450th
World Factbook Entry

At the corner of Mescaline and Psilocybin, detrás de la tortillería..


Se esfumaron como espectros
although having no destination
they were never lost

Embassies: Taiwan, Medina, and Mecca.

Tags: Minuscule, Non-English, and Puppet Storage.

The Departure Lounge contains 5 nations, the 3,377th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Fattest Citizens in The Departure Lounge

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The Departure Lounge is ranked 22,782nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Pagan Sisterh👀d of Bad Voodoo MamaInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Let's raise more hell and fewer children”
2.The Wizards of LizardsDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“Deactivate the Cones”
3.The Awful Offal Orifice of The 0val 0fficeDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“Ando bien motto ese”
4.The Lizards of WizardsCorporate Police State Halliburton“Crown them with parasites”
5.The Academy of Human TaxidermyCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“Stuff 'em”

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