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Brethren wrote:Brethren riding dogs -- that is, dogs approximately the size of horses (lent an illusion of even greater size by how frickin' FLOOFY they all are). Most of the herding breeds are also unusually large for a dog.

They were bred up to this size because the Congregation doesn't have horses, and they are this floofy because they live in cold climates. FLOOF.

( o.o)
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... Now do u want the big floof cats?

Peatiktist wrote:They have no ceasefire with us

The Communists Stated that if the Imperium attacked it would lead to Pointless Bloodshed. The Cardonian Military Police dispatched to deal with the Communists also supported this and asks for the Imperium to wait for the Ceasefire to end, then they can do what they please providing its humane.

Calption wrote:is chocolate poisoness for alcatus?

I don't think so.

Shavara wrote:( o.o)
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... Now do u want the big floof cats?

Is chocolate poisoness to alcatus?

Shavara and Sicilianzo

Brethren wrote:Brethren riding dogs -- that is, dogs approximately the size of horses (lent an illusion of even greater size by how frickin' FLOOFY they all are). Most of the herding breeds are also unusually large for a dog.

They were bred up to this size because the Congregation doesn't have horses, and they are this floofy because they live in cold climates. FLOOF.

Big Sheepdog Horse.

Calption wrote:Is chocolate poisoness to alcatus?

Given that they're humans with few cat traits, no.

Shavara wrote:Given that they're humans with few cat traits, no.

god imagine if they were though...
One Cadbury's bar and they're fu*ked

Peatiktist, Shavara, Blobon, and Sicilianzo

AuthRight Authoritarianism wrote:I don't think so.

Then here is a bar of chocolate

Calption wrote:Then here is a bar of chocolate

Thanks.

Of Centralist Brexit wrote:god imagine if they were though...
One Cadbury's bar and they're fu*ked

Hay m8, got any cat nip?

Brethren wrote:Brethren riding dogs -- that is, dogs approximately the size of horses (lent an illusion of even greater size by how frickin' FLOOFY they all are). Most of the herding breeds are also unusually large for a dog.

They were bred up to this size because the Congregation doesn't have horses, and they are this floofy because they live in cold climates. FLOOF.

Brethren Selective Breeding: Make it big, and make it floofy.

Imperial Selective Breeding (and occasionally natural evolution): Make it f*cking terrifying.

AuthRight Authoritarianism wrote:Thanks.

Also, here's some cat nip

I remember this one time I arrived to class about 15 seconds before the bell but the door was closed and locked. I knocked on the door and this ONE KID LOOKED AT ME AND DID NOT GET UP UNTIL THE BELL RANG. Then the teacher opened the door and made me sign this damn tardy slip.

Blobon wrote:Hay m8, got any cat nip?

Nah bruv but my mate down in that alley does...

Of Centralist Brexit wrote:god imagine if they were though...
One Cadbury's bar and they're fu*ked

Well for humans 1 cyanide pull and they’re fu*ked. It’s normal for different species to be allergic to different things.

Sicilianzo wrote:Well for humans 1 cyanide pull and they’re fu*ked. It’s normal for different species to be allergic to different things.

Well I mean I will find it funny until we find an alien species that Eats Cyanide pills like Skittles.

Shavara and Sicilianzo

AuthRight Authoritarianism wrote:I remember this one time I arrived to class about 15 seconds before the bell but the door was closed and locked. I knocked on the door and this ONE KID LOOKED AT ME AND DID NOT GET UP UNTIL THE BELL RANG. Then the teacher opened the door and made me sign this damn tardy slip.

Why was the door locked?

Of Centralist Brexit

Accepted by Cardonian government forces, a fleet of thirty transport aircraft, all affiliated with the Sierran Fuerza Aerea de la República, is flying between Medium and High Altitude, over the Midguard Mountains. Some of these planes are accompanied by 6th gen Vulcan fighter jets as well, sweet Cardonian gifts. Inside one of the planes, about 50 Tropas Paracaidas, or nicknamed 'Los Aéreos' (The Aerial Ones) are all sitting down with their parachutes and assault rifles ready. They have geared up their combat vest and gear better than the average infantry of San Sierra.

A pilot and co-pilot is leading the plane to the airs, while communicating with others. - "Air command Pelícano 01, this is Pelícano 04 of the air fleet, ready to drop aéreos on the Midguard alpines, over." -

/\/\ Copy that 04, await for our command. 03, you guys look prepared, ready to drop some paratroopers? /\/\ 

/\/\ Negative 01, we're still looking for some comfortable parts for our men to land on, over. /\/\ 

...

/\/\ This is Pelícano 03, nevermind on what we said, we are definitely ready, over. /\/\

Before they all drop from the aircraft of 04, Captain Melillos stands up, starting to give a speech while holding comms so men on the other side can hear. - "Okay listen up! This isn't your average sabotage on night mission! This is paratroop offensive to capture insurgent-held territory. You are trained harsher and better than the basic infantry of the Sierran army, so our officers expect you men to perform greatly! I'll give you a warning, I have heard reports that the LHA, the ones you mud crawling maggots are fighting now, have performed guerrilla warfare. Remember your anti-guerrilla tactics back in boot camp! We may not have vehicles for now, but with our courage and if God gives us easy victories, we can use enemy vehicles to transport ourselves with. We're about to drop now! Good luck!" -

Hatches of aircraft planes open, with alarms sounding. Ones the alarm lights are green, Captain Malillos yells 'Go go go!' and the paratroopers soon drop themselves. This happens all over the air fleet, as those who have dropped themselves await to go to low altitude or very near the ground. Most head to spots near potential LHA bases, while some brave ones go straight inside the bases while trying to avoid detection. Once they are near the low ground, they all deploy parachutes, reasoning for waiting to go near ground is to avoid detection.

OOC: Sorry if godmodding. :p

Of Centralist Brexit wrote:Well I mean I will find it funny until we find an alien species that Eats Cyanide pills like Skittles.

Never tryed it, I Blobon has not!

Of Centralist Brexit wrote:Nah bruv but my mate down in that alley does...

Sweet bro! Rolls away

Of Centralist Brexit wrote:Why was the door locked?

For some reason some teachers keep the door locked so you have to knock to be left in. There is usually a door stopper before class so kids can walk in and the stopper is removed AFTER THE DAMN BELL RINGS. This was BC though.

Shavara wrote:( o.o)
interest

... Now do u want the big floof cats?

Yes. I'm thinking these are not commonly owned, or even necessarily owned at all; instead, some long-ago dragon matrons befriended some snow leopards, and now their descendants live more closely with each other than people and wild animals normally would. Each family's snow leopard is named, taken care of, and greatly loved, but they're still not exactly pets.

Shavara

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