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Kampf Empire wrote:* Wetly Slaps Towards Slagenseter Forn *

you know what, if it's not towards me, i don't really care all that much

Slagenseter forn

Kampf Empire wrote:* Wetly Slaps Towards Slagenseter forn *

wat

Brethren wrote:aaaaaaaaaaaaaa no no no

*distracts u with new species*

Argentavis sapiens
A species of sapient carrion birds, closely related to the Andean Nonscian condor. They lived only in Nonscio, never progressing far enough to leave the continent -- they hardly even left the region of cliffs and canyons where they'd grown to sapience in the first place. In this region, they formed three major settlements. In these settlements, and the smaller ones, a variety of early tools and cave art can be found.

It is evident that, while these people subsisted entirely on carrion, they had a rather complicated relationship with eating the bodies of their own dead. Every argentavis sapiens settlement has a communal grave dug to the west of it. The general procedure for burial seems to be as follows:

    [1.] Dig a very deep hole with your beak, your clawed hand-feet, and shovel (rock carved into a pointy dish shape and painstakingly tied to a stick). Alternately, if there's a suitable hole to the west of your settlement already, just use that.

    [2.] Pluck all of the dead person's feathers and put them in a jar. You'll need them later.

    [3.] Strip every single bit of flesh from your dead loved one's body (paying special attention to the head). This meat will be shared among the entire settlement, with the deceased's family members eating of it first. Leave the marrow. If you break a bone in the process of flesh-stripping, put it back together and mold clay around the broken part.

    [4.] Lay your loved one's bones out at the bottom of the grave. The skeleton is to be lying on its back, wings fully extended, legs and neck straight. Place shiny stones (usually chunks of iron pyrite) in the eye sockets.

    [5.] Pour mud over your loved one's skeleton until only the very tip of their beak protrudes. Before the mud dries, cover it evenly in the feathers. Pour another layer of mud over the feathers so they cannot blow away. The next dead person will be laid to rest on top of this last mud layer, and the entire burial process will be repeated for them.

Due to the mud, these graves tend to be excellently preserved in the fossil record.

Sadly, the argentavis sapiens had barely started on their journey as a people before they were wiped out by disease. A young argentavis, venturing unadvisably far from his nest, came into contact with an early human; he contracted a respiratory infection from this human. This disease, while barely a cold to the humans it came from, would be the Black Plague of the argentavis. It wiped them out in droves.

The argentavis did not have a great understanding of medicine. In fact, they would 'prescribe' cuddling as the cure for most ailments. This accelerated the already quick spread of the illness, and eating all the plague dead didn't help with disease control either.

At some point, they caught on to that. The few survivors in each settlement set fire to their old homes, with their beloved dead still lying untended in the nests, and flew far away to start again; this started a very short-lived tradition of the unwell flying far away from their settlements and self-immolating . . . until the gene pool nightmare created by those very few survivors led the species to completely die out.

The argentavis' language, having never been committed to any form of writing, is lost to time; so is the rationale behind most of their practices. The fact that there was a rationale (that these were even rational beings) is not even known -- only the self-immolating dead have ever been found, always solitary, and the settlements lie undiscovered in hostile mountainous terrain.

Some forgotten facts about the argentavis include:

    [1.] They were monogamous

    [2.] They lived until about 50 years of age

    [3.] They worshipped the sun, considering it the giant burning egg from which all of Valsora hatched; their graves were positioned so the setting sun would seem to come down and collect the dead, restoring them to their original place.

    [4.] They avoided other sapient species on purpose, preferring to spare themselves the revulsion normally brought on by their source of food.

>_>

Well written,

BUT WHY IS EVERYTHING SAPIENT

Your contribution is appreciated.

Shavara

Brethren wrote:aaaaaaaaaaaaaa no no no

*distracts u with new species*

Argentavis sapiens
A species of sapient carrion birds, closely related to the Andean Nonscian condor. They lived only in Nonscio, never progressing far enough to leave the continent -- they hardly even left the region of cliffs and canyons where they'd grown to sapience in the first place. In this region, they formed three major settlements. In these settlements, and the smaller ones, a variety of early tools and cave art can be found.

It is evident that, while these people subsisted entirely on carrion, they had a rather complicated relationship with eating the bodies of their own dead. Every argentavis sapiens settlement has a communal grave dug to the west of it. The general procedure for burial seems to be as follows:

    [1.] Dig a very deep hole with your beak, your clawed hand-feet, and shovel (rock carved into a pointy dish shape and painstakingly tied to a stick). Alternately, if there's a suitable hole to the west of your settlement already, just use that.

    [2.] Pluck all of the dead person's feathers and put them in a jar. You'll need them later.

    [3.] Strip every single bit of flesh from your dead loved one's body (paying special attention to the head). This meat will be shared among the entire settlement, with the deceased's family members eating of it first. Leave the marrow. If you break a bone in the process of flesh-stripping, put it back together and mold clay around the broken part.

    [4.] Lay your loved one's bones out at the bottom of the grave. The skeleton is to be lying on its back, wings fully extended, legs and neck straight. Place shiny stones (usually chunks of iron pyrite) in the eye sockets.

    [5.] Pour mud over your loved one's skeleton until only the very tip of their beak protrudes. Before the mud dries, cover it evenly in the feathers. Pour another layer of mud over the feathers so they cannot blow away. The next dead person will be laid to rest on top of this last mud layer, and the entire burial process will be repeated for them.

Due to the mud, these graves tend to be excellently preserved in the fossil record.

Sadly, the argentavis sapiens had barely started on their journey as a people before they were wiped out by disease. A young argentavis, venturing unadvisably far from his nest, came into contact with an early human; he contracted a respiratory infection from this human. This disease, while barely a cold to the humans it came from, would be the Black Plague of the argentavis. It wiped them out in droves.

The argentavis did not have a great understanding of medicine. In fact, they would 'prescribe' cuddling as the cure for most ailments. This accelerated the already quick spread of the illness, and eating all the plague dead didn't help with disease control either.

At some point, they caught on to that. The few survivors in each settlement set fire to their old homes, with their beloved dead still lying untended in the nests, and flew far away to start again; this started a very short-lived tradition of the unwell flying far away from their settlements and self-immolating . . . until the gene pool nightmare created by those very few survivors led the species to completely die out.

The argentavis' language, having never been committed to any form of writing, is lost to time; so is the rationale behind most of their practices. The fact that there was a rationale (that these were even rational beings) is not even known -- only the self-immolating dead have ever been found, always solitary, and the settlements lie undiscovered in hostile mountainous terrain.

Some forgotten facts about the argentavis include:

    [1.] They were monogamous

    [2.] They lived until about 50 years of age

    [3.] They worshipped the sun, considering it the giant burning egg from which all of Valsora hatched; their graves were positioned so the setting sun would seem to come down and collect the dead, restoring them to their original place.

    [4.] They avoided other sapient species on purpose, preferring to spare themselves the revulsion normally brought on by their source of food.

Amazing! So it was a sapient but extinct species?

Kampf Empire wrote:* Wetly Slaps Towards Slagenseter forn *

<windows 95 out of existence>

Slagenseter forn wrote:wat

* Slaps at increasing speeds *

Slagenseter forn

Kampf Empire wrote:* Slaps at increasing speeds *

ohno

Kampf Empire wrote:* Slaps at increasing speeds *

so is it exponential, or linear, or?

Shavara wrote:

Las transportistas estan localizado en la Flota del Ola F2 en el mar, por el medio entre el norte occidental y el sur oriental del Levantín. Por la seguridad, por favor no vuelen en el aire del país hasta que las ordenes sea dado.

OOC: Did Spanish only because I'm... meh. ,_,

At 3:30 in the morning, the pilots at Santa Maria Airbase were awoken by the sounds of a bugle, an indication that it was time to wake up. The men jumped out of their beds and readied themselves. At 3:50 they went outside and all were present in the courtyard, a couple of minutes later a familiar man in familiar clothing appeared out of the blue, it was President Cuimbro himself.

The soldiers saluted the president, and he stood in front of them. The sergeant spoke,

"Men of Estandé, you are gathered here today to hear the president's speech about what you soldiers are gonna do today. You all must listen well, for the president made this briefing just for you"

The sergeant stopped talking and stepped back, the president stepping forward. He cleared his throat,

"Soldiers, lend me your ears, you men are chosen by God today to join the San Sierran crusade against the Saddamist radicals and their egomaniacal leader. I know you all are afraid of what's going to happen, but fret not, men - for you are Estandér, you are one of the most cunning and most durable forces on this planet. If you die, you die for your country and for the Lord, know that you are honouring the Fatherland, and know that you are one of the few willing to fight evil.

This will be the first foreign battle Estandé will be involved in, you men must show defiance, bravery, and endurance. Know that you are better than evil. Now, make me proud, and kill the infernal dragon of Usnistan"

The soldiers saluted and marched to their cafeteria. They were served one of the most delicious and filling meals, especially made for them, as they were eating their aircraft was checked again for any malfunctions and small inconveniences. As the pilots were finished eating, they were sent back to their individual rooms and were told to shower. The pilots got into their gear and marched out of their barracks once more, this time with the president watching.

At 4:40 AM, they were at the hangars and waited until preparations were readied, and at 5:00 AM, the engines were roaring. Finally on 5:20 AM, the pilots got into their planes and were ready to fly to Usnistan. 5:30 AM, they've already left Estandé for Usnistan.

They've already said their goodbyes to their families a day earlier, and they were indeed filled with pride.

21 hours later, they arrived at their destination, the leading pilot radioed to a San Sierran carrier a couple of miles below,

"Attention San Sierran carrier, this is N-1A of the Estandér airforce. We are here to join your crusade against the Saddamists, we are also approaching your vessel, requesting to land. Over."

Shavara

Slagenseter forn wrote:ohno

* Speed Increases *

Kampf Empire wrote:>_>

Well written,

BUT WHY IS EVERYTHING SAPIENT

Your contribution is appreciated.

Listen, every time you ask that question, I get an idea for a new sapient species.

Shavara wrote:Amazing! So it was a sapient but extinct species?

Yep, and the studiers of extremely old bones haven't yet figured out that sapience was there.

Kampf Empire, Peatiktist, and Shavara

Brethren wrote:Moss sort of 'pokes' at the zombies with telepathy, searching for some idea of their nature and intent.

It's hard to telepathy with dead things.

But there definitely is malicious intent.

Terreich und Preussen wrote:Where is this island?

My southeastern coast.

It was on the old Valsora map but when Merlo took over he gave it to someone else and won't give it back to me despite the fact that the person who took it isn't there anymore.

Of Centralist Brexit wrote:As News of the aircraft arriving to the airport reached the Minister, stepped out of the VIP lounge Closed off from the Public and headed to the runway, Eden's ATC Told the Minister's plane to head to the furthest Terminal of the Airport after landing. Meanwhile A Victorium Command Vehicle was put on stand by, along with 4 Armoured Terains.

After the plane lands, it takes several minutes for anyone to even get out.

Because despite the fact that everything on schedule like the minister liked, the amount of paperwork he needed to sign required more time than what the schedule allowed.

Slagenseter forn

Kampf Empire wrote:
* Speed Increases *

*Begins drawing a wall*

Brethren wrote:Listen, every time you ask that question, I get an idea for a new sapient species.
Yep, and the studiers of extremely old bones haven't yet figured out that sapience was there.

Then design a sapient parasite that entertains itself by only singing "Hey little mama, lemme whisper in your ear", while in the host's ear.

oh dear what is the arembee doing now

Slagenseter forn wrote:*Begins drawing a wall*

* Slaps through the wall *

Euricanis and Slagenseter forn

Brethren wrote:Listen, every time you ask that question, I get an idea for a new sapient species.

welllllllllllllllllllllllll i'll probably regret this buuuuuut

WHY IS EVERYTHING SAPIENT
WHY IS EVERYTHING SAPIENT
WHY IS EVERYTHING SAPIENT
WHY IS EVERYTHING SAPIENT
WHY IS EVERYTHING SAPIENT
WHY IS EVERYTHING SAPIENT
WHY IS EVERYTHING SAPIENT
WHY IS EVERYTHING SAPIENT
WHY IS EVERYTHING SAPIENT
WHY IS EVERYTHING SAPIENT
WHY IS EVERYTHING SAPIENT
WHY IS EVERYTHING SAPIENT
WHY IS EVERYTHING SAPIENT

Kampf Empire wrote:* Slaps through the wall *

should've gotten the slap-proof wall, only 420 weekly payments of $69.69

Kampf Empire, Brethren, and New maiya

Kampf Empire wrote:Then design a sapient parasite that entertains itself by only singing "Hey little mama, lemme whisper in your ear", while in the host's ear.

No.

But a sapient parasite is an interesting idea, especially if it was specialized to only survive in the body of another sapient species (and cause them serious health problems including death).

Peatiktist wrote:It's hard to telepathy with dead things.

But there definitely is malicious intent.

Moss grabs a zombie in his mouth (he's easily big enough to do this), makes a reasonably decent seal with his lips to prevent collateral damage, and blasts the thing with white-hot fire.

7.62/30mm Case less

Prototype Kurikian Caseless Ammunition designed for use in the M31/a Assault Rifle

Slagenseter forn

Brethren wrote:No.

oh, cmon

Slagenseter forn

Kampf Empire wrote:* Slaps through the wall *

*Hastily begins drawing a second wall*

Slagenseter forn wrote:*Hastily begins drawing a second wall*

Euricanis wrote:should've gotten the slap-proof wall, only 420 weekly daily payments of $69.69

Kampf Empire, Slagenseter forn, and Brethren

Euricanis wrote:oh, cmon

No.

Slagenseter forn wrote:*Hastily begins drawing a second wall*

* Slaps the wall on to you *

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