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Peatiktist wrote:It would appear that a few of them have been charbroiled already
OOC: Imma ruin the mood
No I'm not.

IC:
After another couple minutes which is actually preparing themselves, the door finally opens.

The first two out are a pair of guards, both wearing armor that looks like it came straight out of the midieval era (and probably did).
The shortened spears strapped to their back are purely decorational, but the pistols they have holstered are very real.

The guards make their way to the bottom of the stairs and take attention positions on either side.

as the guards made their they way to the stairs, the half awaked Reporters immediately shot up and all awaited the appearance of the Minister.

Brethren wrote:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Axolotl_ganz.jpg

I was just innocently looking up axolotls and this boi shows up like "your soul. Hand it over"

Axolotls are cute tho.

Brethren wrote:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Axolotl_ganz.jpg

I was just innocently looking up axolotls and this boi shows up like "your soul. Hand it over"

and yet you call it “boi”

Shavara and Brethren

Shavara wrote:Axolotls are cute tho.

Yeah, most of them look like the cutest little alien babies. That's what makes this one so jarring lol

Shavara

Brethren wrote:Yeah, most of them look like the cutest little alien babies. That's what makes this one so jarring lol

https://youtu.be/2NzXeG7-zwQ

Euricanis wrote:ok, person-who-eats-children

Sh-shut it...

Azachland wrote:Sh-shut it...

yeahhhhhhhhh no

Azachland and Brethren

Hey, guys, I think I've got an acute gastroenteritis, and I feel terrible. I've had diarrhea three times and vomited once, but nothing has come out from my stomach. Do you have any good ideas which can make me feel better?

Euricanis wrote:and yet you call it “boi”

'tis an innocent boi just living its life. Not the boi's fault that I think it looks threatening af and am imagining a huge one coming into my room at night lol

Euricanis and Shavara

Brethren wrote:'tis an innocent boi just living its life. Not the boi's fault that I think it looks threatening af and am imagining a huge one coming into my room at night lol

that's an overuse of "boi"

Euricanis wrote:that's an overuse of "boi"

I disagree, boi.

Euricanis and Shavara

Brethren wrote:alternately u could think of a response for our rp

OH FUC-

Shavara and Brethren

Brethren wrote:I disagree, boi.

are you just going to do this now?

may or may not be worse than what happened yesterday, i'm not sure

though i'm pretty sure you could be doing both at the same time, which would be absolutely terrible

Economic War

As the Nation Recovers, two of the Nation's Largest Industrial Companies, Расія and Викл has recently Fighting each other by Stealing each other's Stocks, now they're trying to Bankrupt each other, Викл has recently buyed multiple Key locations for Buisnesses, and Buyed alot of Factories and Rebuilt them, Расія saw this and Bought two Shiping Companies that recently went Bankrupt and used them to Cut off Викл from Foreign trade by Taking Trades from other Countries and Викл Bought multiple Stocks to get their Money back from losing their Trades from foreign places, and to Combat this,
Расія went to the Market too, and Fought Them in Stocks, not only that even Online, both companies sprud Misinformation at Each other and even tried to Damage each other's Information systems, both used Industrial Espionage to Spy on each other and to try and Steal stocks and Trades more Easier, not Only that but it has even come to the Foreign Exchange market, when Викл started using it as to get more Currency by Exchanging foreign Money to get more Porets, Расія joined in and Did the same thing, but this time, did it twice, so when the Demand for the Poret was higher than the Supply, it's value would Detirirorate, so Викл stopped using the Foreign exchange Market, and so did Расія both companies had People in the Foreign Exchange Market 24/7, replacing people every 12 Hours, both Companies had people there since Расія knew that
Викл would not last long if they didnt Exchange, the situation was if Викл would exchange the Poret, Расія would Demand twice of it therefore, lowering the Poret's value and so when Викл would exchange the Poret would give them only Half the Price, these two Companies fought each other from the Start, their Great Trial just begun now.

Shavara, Brethren, and Distro-Spartica

Hey Shavara! Do you think I should make those people basically giant axolotls with a few tweaks, or go completely nuts with them? I have many ideas, you see, that don't fit with what I'm finding out axolotls are actually like.

Edit: the extinct people in your ocean

Euricanis and Shavara

Deus Vult

With a slow influx of foreign aid, the LCF and its Crusader Faction begins to recover from losses. Government offensives continue to threaten the existence of a crusader state, however the danger is not as severe.

Saddamiya

Rebel forces gained a foothold in the suburbs of the city. Several key checkpoints were retaken by the government after devastating chemical weapons attacks, however, the Islamists are slowly gaining the upper hand. Nobody knows how long Saddam will be able to hold on to the city named after him.

Levantine Coast

Fedayeen guard coastal cities and patrol the beaches, they fully expect an invasion. Preparations have been made for such an event since the regime was born.

Shavara This post is really short and mostly incomplete due to irl stuff. Will add more stuff as needed.

Brethren wrote:Hey Shavara! Do you think I should make those people basically giant axolotls with a few tweaks, or go completely nuts with them? I have many ideas, you see, that don't fit with what I'm finding out axolotls are actually like.

Edit: the extinct people in your ocean

Yes. Axolotl people would be great.

Levantin wrote:

Deus Vult

With a slow influx of foreign aid, the LCF and its Crusader Faction begins to recover from losses. Government offensives continue to threaten the existence of a crusader state, however the danger is not as severe.

Saddamiya

Rebel forces gained a foothold in the suburbs of the city. Several key checkpoints were retaken by the government after devastating chemical weapons attacks, however, the Islamists are slowly gaining the upper hand. Nobody knows how long Saddam will be able to hold on to the city named after him.

Levantine Coast

Fedayeen guard coastal cities and patrol the beaches, they fully expect an invasion. Preparations have been made for such an event since the regime was born.

Shavara This post is really short and mostly incomplete due to irl stuff. Will add more stuff as needed.

:>
I'll respond soon, even write a post about a crusading character joining the LCF.

Shavara wrote:Yes. Axolotl people would be great.

Was either-or question ;-;

Shavara

Brethren wrote:Was either-or question ;-;

;-;

then... go nuts.

Shavara wrote:;-;

then... go nuts.

Maybe I'll do a middle ground. Add lots o' extra functionality to those adorable head fronds, stuff like that, but dial back the other craziness.

Pakitsk and Shavara

Shavara wrote:Yes. Axolotl people would be great.
:>
I'll respond soon, even write a post about a crusading character joining the LCF.

Sounds nice

Shavara and Brethren

Southern larkania republics

Hello

Levantin wrote:

Deus Vult

With a slow influx of foreign aid, the LCF and its Crusader Faction begins to recover from losses. Government offensives continue to threaten the existence of a crusader state, however the danger is not as severe.

Saddamiya

Rebel forces gained a foothold in the suburbs of the city. Several key checkpoints were retaken by the government after devastating chemical weapons attacks, however, the Islamists are slowly gaining the upper hand. Nobody knows how long Saddam will be able to hold on to the city named after him.

Levantine Coast

Fedayeen guard coastal cities and patrol the beaches, they fully expect an invasion. Preparations have been made for such an event since the regime was born.

Shavara This post is really short and mostly incomplete due to irl stuff. Will add more stuff as needed.

In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.

Sand is blown, blown by God, beauty of the desert in appearance, but in experience, a pretty terrible and extreme environment for an average human being. Sand is everywhere; In boots, faces, clothing, vehicles and houses. Two bootsteps appear, pushing off few particles of sand. These steps were made by a man, one who did not have native features, but he is overall holding a rifle he smuggled. The man's name is Gonzalo Navarro, he is a veteran in the coalition war against The Hydra State in Sygarius, and also a devout follower of Sanquis Christianity. Wearing a combat vest and a Shemagh, even tolerating this country's extreme heat, he awaits for high ranking men of this holy army that is fighting against a brute in human form. He is part of the LCF's Sierran majority brigade 'Serpies de la Cruz', but he would still wait for orders from the LCF's general. As he awaits by watching vehicles marked with crosses pass by, he sits on a very hot rock, which he could tolerate, saying his prayers.

The navy's approach.

The fleet that has sent amphibious assault ships have split up, diverting it's half to Ola F2, as the other half manage to merge with Ola F3, the one patrolling the waters of Islamist coasts. As the merge is in, the Ola F3 fleet soon attempts contacts with Islamist coastal patrols.

/\/\ This is Admiral Cazalla of Flota del Ola numero tres, we heard these coastal points are held by anti-Saddam factions, is that correct? /\/\

If things go really wrong, the F3 is ready.

At the Ola F2, they can see pro-Saddam forces march around the beaches from far away, and even military positions from satellite imagery. They are ordered to take action, as missile cruisers, accompanied by frigates and corvettes, head to the beaches, readying their weapons. Five fighter jets take off from aircraft carriers, with two of them having air-launched cruise missiles equipped. As the navy approaches, first missile launches were fired from missile cruisers, even if it's likely that the Levantine defenses would intercept them, they are hoping that it distracts the enemy from fighter jets.

Democratic People Republic of NorthKorea wrote:Hey, guys, I think I've got an acute gastroenteritis, and I feel terrible. I've had diarrhea three times and vomited once, but nothing has come out from my stomach. Do you have any good ideas which can make me feel better?

Consider invading France

Euricanis, Shavara, and Brethren

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