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One of Talitoa's ships The Taliostellar Pheonix is a firebrand and a friendly personality and leads Talitoas space operation's.

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There are entire towns in Talitoas countryside that are old military bases. Towns such as these are the most undamaged when an evil force attacks Talitoa, With big wall and defensible buildings.

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All the plants native to Talitoa are only found in Talitoa, though plants from outside Talitoa can't survive for long thanks to the bugs.

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Talitoan Streets are mostly used by pedestrians, as most people use the train, or have a personal flying car.

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Faroe had a ship collide into a office building in the 90's. The ship was thrown up 20 stories by a big wave.

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The longest town name is f[eopjqg3[roij2;oefje;jr32eifneprowe[eojrwpjernlrrknetwlm;dllddldldld;s;sapapoowooweirijjsnansnsnsnfkfkfkfmcmccmckkcckckckckkckckcckckckwdknfelkjnffnnfnfnfnfnfnffnfnfnnfkfenjwlrgjhgrieieieieieieeieieieieiieieieirutytytyythfnfjfkfefklhfewfejwehlwj;wgbekjrgngneljbkwekgklnjebkfklrwrwfwkrek;rgwk;rwkmwrknw;tlrt;krjwrkgrljh;lrw;krwj;rlkrkkkrrklwlwlwwllwlwllwlwlllwwwlwlwlwwllwwlwlwlwlwlwlwwlwllwwlwwlwllww;eqlrh3ew;rohehoifjpwgfgrpwiqtuw1024i8394ipteajlkdkkdkkdkdkdkdkkdnslvlkqpewropijkp3r4[trgitheugijekorigjpuef,f,f,f,f,f,fflelefnk;lfnepi31hpro31u349859-842opke';sdl;kfn;ks[olfk[qojrgpihgpifjfjfjfjfjfjfjfjfjfjfjjjfjfjffjjfjfjfjjffjjfjfjfjelelelellele;d;dgl''//..,mnbvcxzasdfghjkllp;'[]\][oiihlhej;eieieifnfnffnnfnfnfnp;orwj;krlgwjwl;'rwr'lwkr;ketk;2nrerwjklerjrjrjjkrlellgrnlekrrtk;jkl3l33llrkjrntmfnnf rfnfdmmdmdmdmelelelerlrjjrjjrjrjrjrjjrjrjrjjjrjrjrjrjrjrrjrjrjrjrjrjrjrjjrrjrjrjrekelewlwlwllwlwlwlwlwlwlwlwllwlwlwlwlwlwlwlwlwlwlwlwlwlwllwlwlwlwlw, or fhwkefqi;wot. The town is near Bervert. The town was named by a drunk, and people humored his ramblings.

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The sign of fhwkefqi;wot is 3 stories tall, the other side is used for apartments.

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There is a movie that was made in Talitoa that has a dragon that eats jellybeans and humans for 10 hours. The movie name is Dragojelly (made in 1990). The movie was made to show how evil jellybeans are, because reasons?

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Talitoa has been settled by people from almost every corner of the known globe. All the different groups is one reason why it is impossible to do a census on race.

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The ships and astronauts of Talitoa's space fleet are called Taliostellars.

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Talitoa's constitution was written in a electronic file that was then printed in a naturally fire resistant paper.

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Talitoa's flag was created by Greg Turgundy in June 4rth, 1980. He created the flag for a contest after the constitution was made.

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The caves of Talitoa are filled with valuable geodes from all the volcanic activity, but almost all those caves are under protected jungle.

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Most of the geodes in Talitoa are only native in Talitoa.

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Talitoa's original national anthem was destroyed by glitches in 1995, Talitoa is still trying to find a new anthem.

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Zellionism has a statue in Tomagod that is 40 story's tall and 4 story's wide. The statue is of their god shining his light on the city.

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Talitoan Highflyer's have been known to use anything to build thier nests. Some nests in urban areas are confused to be artisan made. But the birds even have a artistic sense when building their nests. Talitoan Highflyers

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There is a Talitoan website (Gov.Wastefire.com) where you can take your government papers and send them over for the owner to burn. The owner of the website then gives you money for the papers. The owners name is Danny Jim (he makes bank from the website from ad revenue and special requests).

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There is only one gambling place in all of Talitoa, that is Black Jacks Cave in Bervert Talitoa.

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The Town of Sailors Bluff has a annual bluffing contest (Bluffing on The Bluff), where boaters will try to bluff and lie to each other, losers get thrown off a small bluff into the ocean onto a waiting padded ship.

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Old military code is used to code robotic weaseling and defenses (incase we have no other options)

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The A.I. citizens of Talitoa have a special cultural activity, Circuit Circles. Circuit Circles is where A.I. make circuit boards for fun, and to build copies or replacement parts. Being a part of the group is seen as better then being alone making the parts thanks to the companionship.

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Many rip-off and a few comedy movies made in Talitoa are made by an A.I. named 101!. The movies have many positive ratings among the country, especially around Sooc. The A.I.'s most famous movie is "Free-don't". Free-don't is a movie parodying the Talitoan documentary "Freedom", a 1980 propaganda movie on how freedom is the only way.

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A Rochester Ripple is a term for a ice-cream sandwich with a creamy peach rippled center with a wavy pattern inside. The small town of Rochester Hills is by the city of Reggae is where it was invented, and the ice cream sandwich recipe was created in 1982.

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The nation almost had a tragedy at one of the parties that celebrated Talitoan independence, when a bad batch of hooch almost poisoned around 10,000 people. The guilty party had been asleep at the factory and some moldy beer got in. the worker would be fired and arrested for his gross incompitance.

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Xiagrad has buildings that from a few old dictatorships that had bodies of political criminals.

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Yodler is a town in Talitoa where every building is upside down. The 1,000 citizens of Yodler even walk upside down on the floor's as if they where right side up. The people always wear magnetic shoes to accomplish this, even sidewalk platforms outside to walk on. Special suits are also worn to keep their bodies going well being upside down all the time.

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Many deserts in Talitoa are semi rigid and is held by a special, plentiful, underground Tie Root. (A root that is tied in a special round knot underground.). The Tie Root is used as a sustainable erosion stopper in farms.

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The Blue House is the presidents house. The building is on a hill in-between the Legislative houses and the Supreme Court.

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There is a VR 4d Video phone in Talitoa is found in the Lobby of the House of Regions. The phone is for people to use for fun.

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Walker Vons cameos in many Talitoan movies to play as the main reporter.

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Walkler Vins is Vons's stunt double, he is also related to him (as his cousin three times removed).

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There are 10 trillion books made in Talitoa every month. Half are technical and half are Non-Fiction/Fiction. So many books are made, that the average Talitoan reads 100 books a year.

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Zilan is a town in Talitoa that is entirely underneath a creator that is also underground. The city is located by Uan.

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Jlicon is home to Oxhard University. The university is a comedic university that teaches everything about comedy and how to make people laugh. Parodys are the university's strong suit, the outside itself looks like a parody of a university.

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The Villager Protection Party is a strange political party that exists in one village in Talitoa... that is still doing well. The party wants to save the village from threats that don't actually exist. One of their "threats" is from the nearby town of Callsbury, where they say most of the residents are alien lizards. The village is Common Greens (a town of 5,000) near Takkatok.

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Leckneck is a term in Talitoa that is used for square by many people in Talitoa. Leck is a word for a hard clay subsoil.

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Books in Talitoa often go into libraries first by publishers to see how people like them.

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"Oooh no! There a spy in this building, and he fire by the window frame?!" is a in joke with the reporters in TDNN. The joke was made after a coworker said the exact same words during prime news hour. The reporters name is Hanson Great, he is very easily startled. This "Hanson Spy" joke has been a joke ever since 1994.

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Prime watching time in Talitoa is 12 P.M.

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So little crime happens in many parts of Talitoa, that people can leave their wallets out and never have it stolen.

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Caldonix is the one hit single by the band Brittle Little Shivel. The song is a disco, pop, heavy metal, orchestral piece with a hint of music glitches that was popular for one month in 1992. This was a strange month where the weirdest sounds where considerd cool. Caldonix aged like milk, So much so that it is considered one of the worst songs ever.

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Most workers in Talitoa when on break, go to their homes and get back to work. The transportation can get them back with ease.

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T.N.T (Talitoa National Television) has been sued by the channel of the same name. But T.N.T (Talitoa) won in the end by being made earlier and by being a more public television station.

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Walker Vons has his own line of pencils called "Writer's Dream". A pencil that smells of ink and old paper. The pencil itself is made of recycled paper and graphite.

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Kilo OS is a popular Operating System in Talitoa by Kilotosh Inc. The OS can create 3d holograms that can be edited through a stylus/ or fingers.

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Deadly toxins are often molecularly changed to recycle them. Basically, everything is recycled in Talitoa.

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Thriving in a small Talitoan town is as easy as in the big city. Talitoa spent years revamping the country side for people to live there and stay.

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Much of the national parks and tribal land in Talitoa are protected by robots that blend into the environment to catch crooks and poachers. One of the most effective criminal catchers among the ranks is named Net Tree.