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Zukchiva wrote:IC: Yea, you definitely are another form of racist.

#NAZIGERMANYAGAIN?

OOC: If this is too much of an IC joke, I'll remove it.

Nah it's fine

Mystic Forest wrote:

Malice soon walks down the stairs carrying something, her black cat following her. The cat bounds and looks at Aozora, and then rubs himself against her legs. Malice smiles and says, holding out a stick. "Alright. This is a special one way jump stick. We would call it something other than a stick, but the person who made it wasn't that inventive for the name. So it is called the one way stick. Yep. So just think of the train station, get a picture in your mind, and say "Jump", and it will instantly travel you to the place you thought of."

Aozora noticed the cat. Despite having developed nekofication, and having even used it on herself during an early bout of barely-controlled lunacy, she had never actually had an actual cat. Aozora nodded at Malice’s words, taking hold of the stick. I wonder if this sort of thing would be useful for other applications? Could be too risky. Especially if it’s one way. Could I go straight home with this? Probably a range limit. Wait, what the Demon Whisperer stole an arsenal of these things? And that’s how he gets around everywhere so fast? But she’d probably have mentioned that. Alright, time to focus... “Thank you,” she said, “and farewell.” Aozora pictured the train station, focusing on those mental images. At last, it was time to begin the journey home. “Jump!”

We need to fight the Anti Fairy warlords, join me.

Kampf Empire wrote:Well, whilst you wait, why don't you tell me what's going on here.

Okay, short story:

My country is human supremacist, nekos don't have rights, neither do other species.

Peat then didn't like it, demanding me to give them rights, I said no.

Peat then threatened war (even though he didn't declare it).

World tensions have gone up, blah blah blah.

The Angel of Charity wrote:Shavara.
Peatiktist.
Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich

"Well this is odd..." Commander Moshi, in charge of the western grand fleets, watches the news in the privacy of his office. A tall man, with wiry glasses and a Stern face, he has a severe no nonsense attitude. As the situation unfolds, he reaches for his phone, and prepares to dial the one person who could keep this situation out of his hair.

He picks up the phone, and dials the office of Imperial affairs, Mercy. After a few seconds, the sweet voice of a secretary breaks through the line. "Hello commander! What can I do for you?"

"Yes. I would like to speak with Empress Ishtar." The secretary says something in, and hold my plays. for a while, Moshi sits in his office, playing with a cigarette idly hanging from his fingertips. finally, the thin voice of Lady Ishtar breaks through.

"Yes Admiral, what is it that you want?"

Moshi sighs, and leans back in his chair. "To please it simply, I need permission to come peacekeeping operations. Peatiktist and Shavara are at Walmart. This could disturb the balance over in Nonscio, and make the situation that Sekai is dealing with even worse. Do I have the permission to broker peace?"

There is a pause, as Ishtar seems to proceed that. After a second, she asks; "Oh the neko thing?"

"Yes.'

"Alright, I will assign you the ace diplomat Koko Hajusai. She is highly skilled, and semi-divine. Not only that, but she's already been assigned to Shavara, so she's a perfect choice. you have free reign to do as you please." Ishtar hangs up, leaving Moshi alone once more in the silent office.

he grumbles something, and pulls out his laptop. A quick dispatch should suffice.

To the nations of Shavara, Peatiktist, and Eastern Kaiserreich.
Noting the issues of the recent human supremacy in Shavara, and the subsequent declarations of war, the Empire has declared that intervention is the best choice. the empire would like to invite the applicable nations to a conference in the city of Taiho, Shiro  Islands, to discuss a resolution to this conflict. given the obvious issues continuing this war would have, the Charitian Empire highly recommends this offer is take.
If this request is denied, within twenty four hours armed intervention to prevent conflict will begin.

Okay fine mom!

The Shavaran government groans at the fact that they are in too many meetings at the same time, they will send Head of Army Juan Moralez along with 2nd Army General Victor Merterero with three well armed guards.

Shavara wrote:How are ya?

She doesn't react. "I know." She soon walks once again.

Good, I just returned from Spring Break.

OU’s ic opinion on Neko’s.

“Who the f*ck cares? I don’t care what they do, although I can’t guarantee some of our more patriotic citizens won’t shoot them.”

Looks at the Peatiktist-Shavara War.

Considers sending the Highlanders, Lowlanders and Gurkhas to save the nekos.

Sees Char's intervention.

Stops the operation

Shavara wrote:Okay, short story:

My country is human supremacist, nekos don't have rights, neither do other species.

Peat then didn't like it, demanding me to give them rights, I said no.

Peat then threatened war (even though he didn't declare it).

World tensions have gone up, blah blah blah.

Okay fine mom!

The Shavaran government groans at the fact that they are in too many meetings at the same time, they will send Head of Army Juan Moralez along with 2nd Army General Victor Merterero with three well armed guards.

Christ ur such an emotional teen, I'm taking away ur electronics
Quietly prepares the post as I await the other two.

Osterreich und Ungarn wrote:OU’s ic opinion on Neko’s.

“Who the f*ck cares? I don’t care what they do, although I can’t guarantee some of our more patriotic citizens won’t shoot them.”

I condemn the OU for this..

The Angel of Charity wrote:Shavara.
Peatiktist.
Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich

"Well this is odd..." Commander Moshi, in charge of the western grand fleets, watches the news in the privacy of his office. A tall man, with wiry glasses and a Stern face, he has a severe no nonsense attitude. As the situation unfolds, he reaches for his phone, and prepares to dial the one person who could keep this situation out of his hair.

He picks up the phone, and dials the office of Imperial affairs, Mercy. After a few seconds, the sweet voice of a secretary breaks through the line. "Hello commander! What can I do for you?"

"Yes. I would like to speak with Empress Ishtar." The secretary says something in, and hold my plays. for a while, Moshi sits in his office, playing with a cigarette idly hanging from his fingertips. finally, the thin voice of Lady Ishtar breaks through.

"Yes Admiral, what is it that you want?"

Moshi sighs, and leans back in his chair. "To please it simply, I need permission to come peacekeeping operations. Peatiktist and Shavara are at Walmart. This could disturb the balance over in Nonscio, and make the situation that Sekai is dealing with even worse. Do I have the permission to broker peace?"

There is a pause, as Ishtar seems to proceed that. After a second, she asks; "Oh the neko thing?"

"Yes.'

"Alright, I will assign you the ace diplomat Koko Hajusai. She is highly skilled, and semi-divine. Not only that, but she's already been assigned to Shavara, so she's a perfect choice. you have free reign to do as you please." Ishtar hangs up, leaving Moshi alone once more in the silent office.

he grumbles something, and pulls out his laptop. A quick dispatch should suffice.

To the nations of Shavara, Peatiktist, and Eastern Kaiserreich.
Noting the issues of the recent human supremacy in Shavara, and the subsequent declarations of war, the Empire has declared that intervention is the best choice. the empire would like to invite the applicable nations to a conference in the city of Taiho, Shiro  Islands, to discuss a resolution to this conflict. given the obvious issues continuing this war would have, the Charitian Empire highly recommends this offer is take.
If this request is denied, within twenty four hours armed intervention to prevent conflict will begin.

Wonders why the fvck i didn't get a notice about this

Grossvietnam wrote:Looks at the Peatiktist-shavara War.

Considers sending the Highlanders, Lowlanders and Gurkhas to save the nekos.

Sees Char's intervention.

Stops the operation

He's fvcking with us, you gotta be fvcking with us right now.

Slides off to write arpee while waiting for Devlon to respond.

The Angel of Charity wrote:Christ ur such an emotional teen, I'm taking away ur electronics
Quietly prepares the post as I await the other two.

;-; pls no

Whistles.

The Angel of Charity wrote:Christ ur such an emotional teen, I'm taking away ur electronics
Quietly prepares the post as I await the other two.

Strike seems suspicious as ####

Arpino wrote:I condemn the OU for this..

K

Osterreich und Ungarn wrote:K

Shooting Nekos is bad

Welp, time for me to return to Valsora.

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:Wonders why the fvck i didn't get a notice about this

He's fvcking with us, you gotta be fvcking with us right now.

Not really. My intention of sending troops in is for saving nekos

Post self-deleted by Grossvietnam.

Kampf's IC Opinion of Nekos: If they're willing to pay taxes, and pick up a gun to defend the Fatherland, we will give them citizenship. If they aren't willing to, we will ignore them. If they work against the Fatherland, we will feed them and their allies to Kampfian Boars.

I wonder how nations here would react if Tenkyoku ended up selling nekofication injections internationally...

Granted the things hurt like heck and it’d probably be banned pretty fast but still.

NS crashes for a little bit to me.

Shavara wrote:NS crashes for a little bit to me.

It crashed for me too

Grossvietnam wrote:Not really. My intention of sending troops in is for saving nekos

Oh my god, MTRP is separate from FTRP. Just, you should know this by now.

The Angel of Charity wrote:Shavara.
Peatiktist.
Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich

"Well this is odd..." Commander Moshi, in charge of the western grand fleets, watches the news in the privacy of his office. A tall man, with wiry glasses and a Stern face, he has a severe no nonsense attitude. As the situation unfolds, he reaches for his phone, and prepares to dial the one person who could keep this situation out of his hair.

He picks up the phone, and dials the office of Imperial affairs, Mercy. After a few seconds, the sweet voice of a secretary breaks through the line. "Hello commander! What can I do for you?"

"Yes. I would like to speak with Empress Ishtar." The secretary says something in, and hold my plays. for a while, Moshi sits in his office, playing with a cigarette idly hanging from his fingertips. finally, the thin voice of Lady Ishtar breaks through.

"Yes Admiral, what is it that you want?"

Moshi sighs, and leans back in his chair. "To please it simply, I need permission to come peacekeeping operations. Peatiktist and Shavara are at Walmart. This could disturb the balance over in Nonscio, and make the situation that Sekai is dealing with even worse. Do I have the permission to broker peace?"

There is a pause, as Ishtar seems to proceed that. After a second, she asks; "Oh the neko thing?"

"Yes.'

"Alright, I will assign you the ace diplomat Koko Hajusai. She is highly skilled, and semi-divine. Not only that, but she's already been assigned to Shavara, so she's a perfect choice. you have free reign to do as you please." Ishtar hangs up, leaving Moshi alone once more in the silent office.

he grumbles something, and pulls out his laptop. A quick dispatch should suffice.

To the nations of Shavara, Peatiktist, and Eastern Kaiserreich.
Noting the issues of the recent human supremacy in Shavara, and the subsequent declarations of war, the Empire has declared that intervention is the best choice. the empire would like to invite the applicable nations to a conference in the city of Taiho, Shiro  Islands, to discuss a resolution to this conflict. given the obvious issues continuing this war would have, the Charitian Empire highly recommends this offer is take.
If this request is denied, within twenty four hours armed intervention to prevent conflict will begin.

I'm not really sure why i'm being called into this. Since even though i'm a huge supporter and backer of Shavara right now i haven't even mobilized.

Kilkire wrote: *A warm, windy night falls upon The Emerald Republic of Kilkire. As the darkness settles and the stars glitter in the cosmos, businesses finish closing up. Children fall fast asleep. Live folk music plays at toasty bars. Though all is not as calm and peaceful as it seems. In the Emerald Mansion in Lemrock, the Grand Minister, Minister of Military, and the three head generals of the armed forces discuss the conclusion of the mobilization of the military. For hours, the Grand Minister debates heatedly with the group late into the night. In what seems like no time at all, the grandfather clock strikes midnight, and the maid brings in a fresh pot of tea and biscuits. The men thank her, and drink and eat for awhile in silence, reflecting. Finally, the Head General of the Emerald Army breaks the silence, and states his agreement with the Grand Minister. The others grumble and complain unhappily, minutes later, the Head General of the Air Force sighs, and agrees. The Minister of Defense and Head General of the Navy continue to debate this, until once again, the grandfather clock strikes one. Then finally, the Grand Minister pulls out some telegrams, and shows it to them. The Minister of Military looks at them for a long time. Then looks straight at the Grand Minister, and asks him if he is willing to face the potential consequences of these actions. He says yes, and then he solemnly agrees. Outnumbered, the Head General of the Navy gives up, and agrees. They all sign the orders. Then, they stand, shake hands, and head to bed.

As dawn breaks, the Generals of the the 8th and 12th Emerald Armies receive the orders from the Emerald Mansion. Within hours of the supplies arriving and the ranks forming, tens of thousands of troops, thousands of armed vehicles, and hundreds of tanks steam north-west, SAM, AA, and SSM Missiles are loaded, and fighter and bomber squadrons scramble, there is a pit in the stomach of every soldier, as the march begins.

Later that day, in the capital of Abadong, the leader receives a telegram from the Ministry of Military. Signed by five men, is emerald green ink, in yellow government parchment, is a formal, and official declaration of war against The People's Republic of Abadong. Below the signatures, in big, bold letters read the simple message:
"BE PREPARED."
War has begun.*

Ein, WHY!!!
Zwei, The Supreme Overseer of Abadong, sees the telegram and frowns an sends a reply. It arrives on the Minister of Defenses desk, signed in blood red ink. “Guten Tag, Minister of Kilkire, it seems as if you are very hostile. If you did not already know, the Abadongan Armed Forces are busy fighting in the Kampf Empire. However, that does not mean the homeland is undefended. Attacking one of our cities will quite literally be like stepping on a wasp’s nest. I sincerely hope that you will reconsider. Signed Supreme Overseer Hans Niemenkratz.

Shavara wrote:NS crashes for a little bit to me.

BearStackof2015 wrote:It crashed for me too

Again >->

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