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Wiranath wrote:This just raises more questions! How many arembeers is Virgolia worth? Four? How many are we worth? Can I trade a puppet to prolong my life? Can we bring back those we lost to the marsupial menace?

The world may never know

Fedele wrote:Medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters.

Intelligence goes up.

Don’t mind me I’m trying to get an issue that makes me even less prepared for war

Anything big happen recently?

Ruso-germania wrote:Anything big happen recently?

I mean... check your telegrams.

The unity company

Wersh wrote:*is also happy*
_______
"Not necessarily... where am I?"

*fell more asleep*
OOC: fell asleep
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the old man replies "well mam welcome to Cicada, a school for murders, crime lords, and evil masterminds."

Post self-deleted by Kilkire.

Wiranath wrote:Libertanny

*Spits out drink*

WHAT?!

Hagelstein and schildenfeld wrote:Isn't Kilkire dangerous?

*Tear runs down cheek*
You've done it Kilk, you've gotten recognized...

Yes. I am. Very.

Nova-columbia wrote:Nika turns to look at him, fixing him with a deadpan stare. "I can take care of myself, thank you." Her voice is still raw with emotion, and as soon as she finishes what she was saying she simply turns back to the bar, apparently suddenly very interested in the design of the whiskey bottle that sits in front of her.

"Of course. Sorry." Numair's accent has gotten rather thick and there's a fair amount of stammering involved in finding three quite simple words. He grabs a random bottle and crumples back into his seat.

*releases Human-Marsupial-Dog mixed animal into the RMB*

RUN.

Kilkire, BearStackof2015, and Brethren

Oppy boi wrote:*releases Human-Marsupial-Dog mixed animal into the RMB*

RUN.

What on god's green earth did you just unleash on this forsaken land?

Nova-columbia, Cul-Ed-Sac, BearStackof2015, Brethren, and 1 otherOppy boi

Oppy boi wrote:*releases Human-Marsupial-Dog mixed animal into the RMB*

RUN.

Travesty, travesty!

BearStackof2015 and Oppy boi

Kilkire wrote:What on god's green earth did you just unleash on this forsaken land?

SCRRRRRAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAK!!!!!

Kilkire

Oppy boi wrote:*releases Human-Marsupial-Dog mixed animal into the RMB*

RUN.

Kilkire wrote:What on god's green earth did you just unleash on this forsaken land?

I'll take a couple hundred.

Kilkire and Oppy boi

Post by Glorious kangaroos suppressed by Fedele.

Glorious kangaroos

Hail Kangaroos!

The most glorious beings of all time.

We shall crush all who we oppose.

Brethren wrote:"Great . . . stop saluting that's really weird . . ." a bewildered Juniper leads the group into the front room of the station, past an even more bewildered Crosby and out into the sunlight. "No horseplay, I don't know how many of you could die of it, just try to relax."

The cosmic amounts of children just laying down in the grass and sunlight instead of being hyper and sprinting all over the place is freaky.

The unity company wrote:*fell more asleep*
OOC: fell asleep
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the old man replies "well mam welcome to Cicada, a school for murders, crime lords, and evil masterminds."

*sets you gently on the steps next to me, leaning your head on my shoulder*
OOC: That's fine ^-^
____________________________
"But I'm none of those... I'm the goddess of water from a land named Wersh."

Wersh wrote:The cosmic amounts of children just laying down in the grass and sunlight instead of being hyper and sprinting all over the place is freaky.

Juniper is accordingly creeped out.

Oppy boi wrote:*releases Human-Marsupial-Dog mixed animal into the RMB*

RUN.

This is why we can’t have nice things.

Oppy boi

WTF FACT OF THE DAY
A Chinese father hired virtual assassins to kill his son’s World of Warcraft character, hoping he would stop playing after he previously quit his day job.

Marrabuk wrote:WTF FACT OF THE DAY
A Chinese father hired virtual assassins to kill his son’s World of Warcraft character, hoping he would stop playing after he previously quit his day job.

*In chinese accent*
He has brought dishonor to my name and his ancestors!

Marrabuk wrote:WTF FACT OF THE DAY
A Chinese father hired virtual assassins to kill his son’s World of Warcraft character, hoping he would stop playing after he previously quit his day job.

Nice.

Brethren wrote:Juniper is accordingly creeped out.

One of the kids falls asleep, looking very peaceful. Another one picks at the grass with a giggle. Juniper get's the feeling they never saw grass before, as many are picking at it in wonder.

OOC: This home was just an illegal sweatshop under the guise of on orphanage. Bad, but not unrealistic.

Hello all

Sminishia

Kampf Empire wrote:
As enemy jets skim the water, flying below Kampf detection systems, they run into a primitive, yet suprising counter: gunboats. No larger than most fishing boats, the crews of the ships are outfitted with RPG's and high-caliber snipers, and advancing alongside the larger ships as additional security. While the snipers take shots at advamcing jets from a distance, rocket crews begin to predict where the jets will be, before firing in an attempt to blast the aircraft out of the air.

As this happens, more Long-Range Ship-to-Ship Missiles arc through the skies as two more Kampf Fleets arrive from the South, and move to assist the current three Kampf Fleets. As they do this, two of the five fleets unless their Python Fighters into the air, whilst the Kampfian Aircraft Carrier, the Fhlizen, and the Battleship, the Überreich, begin to perform a jamming effort on the Bridge-to-Deck Command of the AA Guns, of two of the Sminishian Fleet's nearest vessels.

In Sminishia itself, Neue Freea begins to feel tension. The random searches of German Citizens, even by German Officers, has caused several cries of discrimination, from Germans, directed towards the Slavs. As this ethnic tension builds, the Conspirator charged with Neue Freea smiles widely as they hear that their comrades have experienced little-to- no intervention from police in several other Western cities and towns.

In the Triplet Cities, due to Active Garrisons having been pulled a week before the Declaration of War, Kampfian Police and Military Police have set up barricades along the major loints of the border, while orchestrating evacuations of coastal and border neighborhoods in all three cities.

Not even some, but very few Sminishian Jet Fighters are affected by gunboats, one jet fighter is reported to be taken down by RPGs in close, short and primitive range. As for the snipers, no matter how high caliber they are, not one fighter was taken down by snipers, though two DID get close to be taken down due to bullets almost hitting the cockpits, but hitting metal parts instead. They detect enemy jet fighters on their radars, and soon pull out of the Kampf fleet, flying away from it until they exit AA range, they come back to the naval battlefield, this time at a higher altitude in order to take down some enemy Python fighters. However, the surviving 9 fighters won't be the only ones dogfighting the Python Jet Fighters, but newer Jet Fighters that make up a larger number to assist in taking down these flies off the air, the first act of a Jet Fighter against the Python fighter is chase one, lock it down, and launch Air-to-Air Missiles. Most of these Jet Fighters that took off from land airbases and 8th fleet carriers are supported through both towed lock-on jammers and their own lock-on jammers to prevent the enemy from locking missiles against them.

Even if the more front vessels of the two Sminishian fleets have their AA defenses and command bridge jammed, both fleets detect enemy Long Range Ship-to-Ship missiles arc through the sky, and their response? Locking the missiles down, and launching a large salvo of ABMs towards those ASBMs. Six Vessels have been affected by those missiles, and two of those said vessels sunk. As the newer Kampfian fleets arrive to assist the current ones, naval mines that still had those torps launch another wave of acoustic one-hit kill torpedoes (though they ARE supposed to be one-hit kills) towards the new fleets. The admiral of the fleet looked at the Kampfian fleets through radar, and physical view, seeing that they still use battleships, he chuckles just a little bit, but he also understands that the Sminishian Socialist Republic is in a truly serious war against an Empire that has won many, many wars and committed war crimes, he orders to request naval reinforcements from nearby docked fleets. Hours later, two new fleets, which are the 9th fleet and the 3rd fleet arrive to assist the defending fleets. The 8th and 3rd fleets, under commands of their admirals and Command Center Number 29, launch a large salvo of Ship-to-Ship missiles against the growing Kampf first wave.

In Neue Freea, the civilian police officers are working to peacefully crush discrimination and ethnic tensions between Germans and Slavs, while the Military police are doing warranted, completely justified and lawful investigations on areas of the highly urban city, however, investigations are limited, done with warning and balanced because an all out investigation is an invasion of many privacies of citizens, and the Neue Freea governor won't tolerate that.

All nine divisions guarding the borders of the triplet cities give time for the Kampfian officials for citizens to evacuate from the cities, they even make room for evacuations before launching the operation, as they do not wish for harm towards civilians, time after evacuations later, either one or two missiles are launched at each barricades that the Kampfian police have set up, thus the three divisions in each cities finally starting the offensive operation, however, one division each city are the ones advancing onto the citiesas the two divisions each city are backup or waiting for something, all of these divisions consist of: Well equipped infantry soldiers (every kind of modern infantry) armed with M27 assault rifles, AK-12 Assault Rifles, any models of handguns and breacher rifles; Vehicles (or non-manned land drones) such as IFVs, CLAW Units for support, Main Battle Tanks and HUMVEEs; Support such as Medical Support (though every infantry has Military First Aid Kits), Rocket Artillery Support (awaiting for coordinates while being outside the city) and Medical Support. As the first divisions march into the cities, they warn that they mean exactly NO harm towards civilians, they are also watching out for any surprise attacks/ambushes.

OOC: I'm sorry if there's godmodding in this post, I took a look before I posted, and fixed stuff because I saw that some things had RP sentences that were godmodding, and the kind of one was not giving you the chance to respond, I took it away because I know that not giving you the chance to respond is cheating, note that the post originally was going to be larger than the one I posted now.

Marrabuk wrote:WTF FACT OF THE DAY
A Chinese father hired virtual assassins to kill his son’s World of Warcraft character, hoping he would stop playing after he previously quit his day job.

Question, were they successful?

Wersh wrote:One of the kids falls asleep, looking very peaceful. Another one picks at the grass with a giggle. Juniper get's the feeling they never saw grass before, as many are picking at it in wonder.

OOC: This home was just an illegal sweatshop under the guise of on orphanage. Bad, but not unrealistic.

Juni gets a little sniffly and misty-eyed. He sits beside the sleeping kid, keeping watch, trying to find a balance between looking like protection and not looking scary.

It's not long before Phoebe arrives, and she's weeping a little bit too. She leans against Juniper and whispers "how're you holding up?"

"Not tremendously well . . . they're badly hurt and I just want to kill some monsters . . ."

Phoebe nods, hugs him and walks inside to give Crosby hell over the fact that the kids haven't gotten medical attention yet.

Shavara, Wersh, and BearStackof2015

Fingers hurt, and so does my brain.

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