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The Constitutional Dictatorship of Peatiktist

Euricanis wrote:

What is it trying to say?

You mean to say that "Why does patern is gunther" doesn't have an obvious meaning?

Talitoa, Euricanis, and Brethren

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:

It's now a quadruple post O<O!

*You hear a knock on your door*

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich and Brethren

Stellar Colonies wrote:

You mean to say that "Why does patern is gunther" doesn't have an obvious meaning?

Amazing! I finally get to use my skills as a poetry decoder!

Stellar Colonies and Brethren

You havent expected the Libertannyian Inquisition.

Have you?

Aleister, Stellar Colonies, New Terabithia, Talitoa, and 4 othersWiranath, Peatiktist, The Angel of Charity, and Brethren

Post self-deleted by Euricanis.

The Great Congregation of Brethren

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Euricanis wrote:

Amazing! I finally get to use my skills as a poetry decoder!

Okay, so the words “patern” and “gunther” obviously are made-up words giving us an insight into the poet’s mind. Patern is signifying a connection with the father (paternal.) Gunther has the word “gun” in it. So, the sentence “Why does patern is gunther” means that the poet is wondering why his dad shot someone. Probably, the victim was a Peruvian because of the Peru flag. BOOM!

I knew that college major would come in handy someday...

Stellar Colonies, Pakitsk, and Brethren

Libertanny wrote:

You havent expected the Libertannyian Inquisition.

Have you?

So you think you're a proper unexpected Inquisition, do you? Let's go through the checklist.

1. surprise
2. surprise and fear
3. fear and surprise
4. ruthless efficiency
5. an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope
6. nice red uniforms
7. embarrassed stammering

Stellar Colonies and Euricanis

The Pacific Republic of Talitoa

Brethren wrote:

So you think you're a proper unexpected Inquisition, do you? Let's go through the checklist.

1. surprise
2. surprise and fear
3. fear and surprise
4. ruthless efficiency
5. an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope
6. nice red uniforms
7. embarrassed stammering

8. monty python

Stellar Colonies, Talitoa, and Brethren

Euricanis wrote:

8. monty python

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0yH_kCfgrI

Euricanis

Rest in Peace:

1. WW
2. Aeneas
3. ESA
4. Frebane
5. Algerstonia
6. Las Anod

Damn. Gonna miss ya guys <3

Aleister, Stellar Colonies, The Angel of Charity, Brethren, and 1 otherGreat algerstonia

Vultuca

Stellar Colonies and Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich

Plazland wrote:

Fledgling 1: It never gets old, huh?
Fledgling 2: Nope.
Fledgling 1: It kinda makes you want to...
Fledgling 2: Break into a song?
Fledgling 1: Yep.

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New union of sovereign soviet republics: I love the mountains,
Vultuca: I love the clear blue skies.

Greater felter: I love big cities,
Zukchiva: I love when peace comes by.

Tenkyoku: I love the whole world,
Kian khe: and all it's sights and sounds.

Everyone: Boom-de-yah-da, boom-de-yah-da (twice)

Devlon: I love the oceans,
Kampf Empire: I love the stain of blood.

Shavara: I love my allies,
Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich: I love killing non-humans!

Arpino: I love the whole world,
Sminishia: And all its craziness.

Everyone: Boom-de-yah-da, boom-de-yah-da (twice)

Plazland: I love space research,
The Angel of Charity: I love world dominance.

Osterreich und ungarn: I love home defense,
The cult of the great cthulhu: I love the giant squids,

Nation of elementia: I love the whole world
Demiurges: It's such a brilliant place!

Everyone: Boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da!

Dedicated to the nations of TEP ^{and maybe valsora}

Alright, I hope I haven't offended anyone
^{how is it...?}

yeet

The Interstellar Confederacy of Stellar Colonies

The Great Congregation of Brethren

Libertanny wrote:

Rest in Peace:

1. WW
2. Aeneas
3. ESA
4. Frebane
5. Algerstonia
6. Las Anod

Damn. Gonna miss ya guys <3

Great algerstonia

Peatiktist, Libertanny, Brethren, and Great algerstonia

Stellar Colonies wrote:

Great algerstonia

Oh thank God.

Stellar Colonies

Stellar Colonies wrote:

Great algerstonia

Oh come on

I was worried

Gonna kick his a** for that

Aleister, Stellar Colonies, and Great algerstonia

Vultuca

The Pacific Republic of Talitoa

The Angel of Charity wrote:

Alright everyone, I've made up my mind. As of now, I'm retiring from RMB RP. It's been approximately 4/5th of a year now since I first started RMB RP as a small spacefaring nation with cringey ship RPs and poorly done anime-inspired characters. I have enjoyed my time here immensely, and I love working with you all here to build a fun and respectable community for everyone here. The RPs with Osterreich und ungarn, and the wars with Kian khe were the best writing I have done, and I'm proud of how much you all have helped me improve. I might continue RP as side stories occasionally, and probably will be back full time after I feel less drained/more motivated.

Why am I retiring? I'm bored. To put it simply, I've done everything I set out to do here, and have now floundered and lost motivation. Character RPs were fun, but I get immensely drained from writing them, and numerous unfinished RPs have discouraged me from doing more. Wars are mostly pointless for me, and that's the bread and batter of RP here. There's no more moderation that needs to happen, at this point, the Charitian State and Empire have become a drag on RMB due to my inactivity and unfinished projects, rather than a plus.

I'm going to be focusing on my work in the Ministry of Culture and might make events from time to time to keep you all entertained. I've also picked up a small side project in TNP I want to try out. But I simply do not feel like the Charitian nation really carries anything left to accomplish, or any driving plot anymore. I hope you all understand.

As for my unwrapped plot threads, here is what happens in WHITE SNOW. The guards from Kampf Empire get into a firefight with the concerned housestaff, but the Kaiser was to escape unharmed. Nova-Columbia's primarch was wounded by a Zaku shell, as was preplanned. Maiza becomes Empress after Ishtar kills the to-be empress, and this sets in place the thread in the Tet storyline. I apologize that this storyline was never finished, and I'll try to make a post wrapping it up, if I have permission to use y'alls characters.

Tet was to become an autocratic state after internal disputes. This is due to increased paranoia and fear because of Kian Khe's situation. I viewed it as what was to be a rather tragic story as the promising young state collapses and comes back as a militarist dictatorship and tries to annex the other Kianese puppets. I grant Levantin or Fraxhemark control of Tet, as I want to see where the take it. whichever one feels up to the task can have it, and if neither do, consider the state collapsed.
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Greater felter, per the Ayama union, obtains control of my Empire and Lands, and all military hardware and economic resources attached. I leave it to her to figure out how to utilize those resources to the best of her ability.

Zukchiva: Thanks for your advice and help, you were instrumental in many of my choices here in TEP.
Dreamersistan, thank you for the writing advice and memes, all hail the blessed corn.
Shavara; All hail the orange anti-imperialist. I always enjoyed your RP's even if you didn't ever think they were of good quality. The jokes were always good.
Kampf Empire; All this time here and not a single war :<
Kian khe; I enjoyed our rivalry here, and wish you luck in your future projects as Levantin.
Osterreich und ungarn; Idk why, but I always viewed you as the mature one that sipped a beer as I annexed the world, good luck in your future southern-related shenanigans.
Upper saust latiegebestica; Keep trying mate, you'll figure out RP, and you show promise, even if you have issues now.
Dreshand; Come back to us blob ;-;
The remnant of the enclave; My first imperial subject, I still remember our war well, thanks for the fun.
Merlovich; Don't die on me 'k?
Arpino, I enjoyed our RPs when they happened, keep meeting.
Sarkis; Our little spats were fun, I hope you continue to enjoy TNP.

So sorry if I missed anyone, I got a splinter under my fingernail yesterday and it hurts a bit to type. :<

sad, ill miss you charity

Stellar Colonies, Fraxhemark, and Brethren

by The Pacific Republic of Talitoa

Plazland wrote:

Fledgling 1: It never gets old, huh?
Fledgling 2: Nope.
Fledgling 1: It kinda makes you want to...
Fledgling 2: Break into a song?
Fledgling 1: Yep.

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New union of sovereign soviet republics: I love the mountains,
Vultuca: I love the clear blue skies.

Greater felter: I love big cities,
Zukchiva: I love when peace comes by.

Tenkyoku: I love the whole world,
Kian khe: and all it's sights and sounds.

Everyone: Boom-de-yah-da, boom-de-yah-da (twice)

Devlon: I love the oceans,
Kampf Empire: I love the stain of blood.

Shavara: I love my allies,
Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich: I love killing non-humans!

Arpino: I love the whole world,
Sminishia: And all its craziness.

Everyone: Boom-de-yah-da, boom-de-yah-da (twice)

Plazland: I love space research,
The Angel of Charity: I love world dominance.

Osterreich und ungarn: I love home defense,
The cult of the great cthulhu: I love the giant squids,

Nation of elementia: I love the whole world
Demiurges: It's such a brilliant place!

Everyone: Boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da!

Dedicated to the nations of TEP ^{and maybe valsora}

Alright, I hope I haven't offended anyone
^{how is it...?}

That reminds me of this song I made.

Talitoan Girls: Takkatok Talks Most Famous Song.

*Based off California Girls by The Beach Boys, there is no intent to rip off or steal* Original Song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmIsdMWzdaE. Check Section 107 of the Copyright Act for more.
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*Song starts*

Well Nova-Columbian girls are militaristic
I really dig those guns they have
And the Kampf Empirean girls with their personality's
They confuse me when I'm down there

The Zukchivan girls really make you feel alright
Especially when they seize production
And the Conferderate girls with the way they research
They keep their science bays glowing at night
I wish they all could be Talitoan girls
I wish they all could be Talitoan
I wish they all could be Talitoan girls

Vadia has the sunshine
And the girls are all so tanned
I dig the Virgolian girl's judgmental rants
By a coffee shop in El Capitolio

Those Fellonian girls know how to vote while they garden

And the Elementian girls just know how to have a good time.

I wish they all could be Talitoan girls
I wish they all could be Talitoan
I wish they all could be Talitoan girls

*music slows a little bit*

Verdrassil is filled with funny girls
They know how to make you laugh

Queen yuno's girls make you feel wrong in the right ways

The Dreamersistani girls always have a good bucket of popcorn while they talk

And the Pakitskian girls with the way they police
Make you feel safe in their arms

I wish they all could be Talitoan girls
I wish they all could be Talitoan
I wish they all could be Talitoan girls

*Music slows to a level where they are still audible with the main singer*

But the reason I love those Talitoan girls
Are their niceness when they open the door for you
When they show you another side in yourself
And when they help you cheer up

Soo...... (Music revs up)

I wish they all could be Talitoan girls
I wish they all could be Talitoan
I wish they all could be Talitoan girls
I wish they all could be Talitoan girls
I wish they all could be Talitoan girls
I wish they all could be Talitoan girls
I wish they all could be Talitoan girls
I wish they all could be Talitoan girls
I wish they all could be Talitoan girls
I wish they all could be Talitoan girls

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Stellar Colonies Nation of elementia

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Stellar Colonies, Zukchiva, Peatiktist, The Angel of Charity, and 1 otherRestoration of Eastern Kaiserreich

Vultuca wrote:

sad, ill miss you charity

Im not.

He missed me in the post :o

Fedele, Aleister, Vultuca, and The Angel of Charity

Libertanny wrote:

Oh come on

I was worried

Gonna kick his a** for that

I don’t think it was really his fault...

The Goin' Silent of Zukchiva

Euricanis wrote:

I don’t think it was really his fault...

He got banned again?

Aleister, Stellar Colonies, and Euricanis

The Great Congregation of Brethren

The Angel of Charity wrote:

So, I guess I am expected to say something. hrmmmmmmmmm

Yes, it does suck that you're leaving. And I did feel depressed for a while.

But I realized a few things:
1. You aren't leaving NS yet.
2. You may return sometime later.
3. I've been almost unofficially doing the same thing you now plan to do, regarding RMB rp. But with more activity here.

So in the end, I thank you for the kind words, and hope you do well in all you do.

But I won't miss you yet, cause you ain't gone yet.

Fedele, Stellar Colonies, Talitoa, Peatiktist, and 3 othersFraxhemark, The Angel of Charity, and Brethren

Vultuca wrote:

sad, ill miss you charity

Christ, this hurts.

Zukchiva wrote:

So, I guess I am expected to say something. hrmmmmmmmmm

Yes, it does suck that you're leaving. And I did feel depressed for a while.

So in the end, I thank you for the kind words, and hope you do well in all you do.

But I won't miss you yet, cause you ain't gone yet.

But that helps somewhat.

Zukchiva and The Angel of Charity

Vultuca

Libertanny wrote:

Im not.

He missed me in the post :o

same lol

The Pacific Republic of Talitoa

Silently declares war on Kian khe under casus belli of "Nationalism".

Aleister, Stellar Colonies, Kampf Empire, Fraxhemark, and 3 othersThe Angel of Charity, BearStackof2015, and The unity company