The East PacificBoard

Fedele wrote:

Does this partition plan involve colorful drapes?

I was leaning towards glass.

Osterreich und ungarn wrote:

I was leaning towards glass.

Much better than drab old cement. You can also use colorful water based paint on glass and it cleans right up!

The communist commonwealth wrote:

What happened?

Imperial Conquest of course.

Fedele wrote:

OOC: That's the joke. But, also, koalas are disgusting and terrible irl. Look it up.

Births aren't pretty, but joeys are a special kind of disgusting. A small worm-like creature climbs into the mother's pouch, resembling a scene from most alien-horror B films.

Kamchatki wrote:

No

It's much worse

It's when major damage happens to your brain stem and you are unable to move anything in your body, not even your eyelids, and you are completely concious and can feel everything, even an itch you can't even itch. Sometimes doctors fail to notice people are in this state, that's why a man was once like hat for 23 years without anyone knowing

Jesus. Thanks for the lesson in empathy (and the nightmares, wow, Jesus Christ).

The communist commonwealth wrote:

What happened?

Humanity.

And here you can see two opposing forces trying their best to avoid each other... That is what is needed to keep things calm... Very sad that this is the case...

The East Pacific in a nutshell:🐨🔫

I mean like guys, how hard is it to keep a puppet a secret. I mean I might have to start doing Whataburger RP because of this now...

Tis the season to melt. I need my flag. Quick!

The santa of tep wrote:

Tis the season to melt. I need my flag. Quick!

There. Better.

Wersh wrote:

"I dont know..."

Juniper frowns a bit and sits up. "Everything okay, little one?"

The Angel of Charity wrote:

A wasteland might be a bit of an understatement to the devastation TEP would face to the animepocalypse.

I trust Kampf to be just enough of a buzzkill that the rest of us could survive in your dueling shadows.