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Let's Start a Tea Party

The cult of the great cthulhu wrote:

Not sure what Fedele expected to get out of all of this.

A) They have another gameplan.
B) Well, who knows.

Kampf Empire wrote:

The U.S. Would Like To Know Your Location

If somebody was going to blow up the Panama, it would be me.

-Some Guy Who Blew Up The Panama

Gorbastan wrote:

If somebody was going to blow up the Panama, it would be me.

-Some Guy Who Blew Up The Panama

😑

Verdushka wrote:

I am kinda of new here. Can someone explain to me what happened today?

We had a leader, but he decided to betray us.

Can't really explain a lot without going over your head tho

Fedele's Speech if he wins (Leaked)

It's time we discussed something rather important. The issue at hand is, well, my presidency. The question has been raised, I know, as to just how I came to be elected to this most illustrious office. Or, whether or not I had been elected at all! To that I must answer: Of course! Of course I was elected, sweet TEP! Isn't the right to vote the very foundation of a democracy? Unfortunately, in the interest of regional security, I'm not at liberty to discuss the details of the election. You understand. But rest assured, I AM your President because the appropriate people of this great nation decided I should be! I AM your duly elected representative. Of course, when the time comes, when my term is up, TEP will be free to elect a new President. And that person will have our full faith and confidence, and carry our collective values forward, into the future. Democracy, dear TEP. Democracy, now... and forever.

There are those amongst us who would shatter our hopes for peace, order, and security? These radical malcontents don't care about you. They don't care about the East Pacific! All they care about is fulfilling their own selfish desires. Let's take a tally of these agitators, shall we? There are, of course, those loyal to the former regime. Those anarchistic ruffians who roam the chats, preying on any and all, lying, plagiarizing. The so-called "Pacifics" Now, don't be fooled by their nonsense or supposed connections to the East Pacific. These... nations are nothing more than common criminals with access to the vote. Criminals who have had the audacity to claim this region's most important symbols, democracy and freedom, as their own personal mantra! And don't be fooled, TEP. Those who have left the Pacifics, branded rejects, are just as dangerous; even more so, being in exile. And what about the fascists of KAISERREICH? The frighteningly inept delegates of the WA? And last but not least, the hideously radical exiles that have completely overrun the entire roleplay forum area. Lawlessness, terror, radicalism. They're all around us, I know. I know. But not for long, sweet TEP. Not for long. Oh no. Fedel will restore peace, order, and prosperity to this great region. And those who oppose us will be… removed. Forever.

This is your duely elected representive -Fedele- wishing you a wonderful day, as long as you plege yourself to TEP, and by extention...

Me...

Hi. Update on coup?

Verdushka wrote:

I am kinda of new here. Can someone explain to me what happened today?

The Ex-delegate is trying to do a coup

HAIL YUNO! HAIL MARRABUK!

QUEEN AND DELEGATE, RIDING ON IN MAJESTY!

Tea Party anyone, like if you wanna

This is sooooooooo lame.

Democratic peoples republic of worbland wrote:

Silence anti revolutionary

I'm just here to enjoy the water o.O

Zukchiva wrote:

actually, I need to do it.

But I'm sleepy :<

Ill begin it soon

Take your time, today was a hassle for us all.