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Aivintis wrote:Hey Elmo! When you have completed your sacred quest to travel the world, please keep The East Pacific in mind for a place to settle down.

Elmo will keep zat in hiz mind

The wandering elmo wrote:Elmo will keep zat in hiz mind

Great. Good luck on your journey, Elmo.

Danelaw Scandinavia, DarKspawnerreich, and The wandering elmo

Bosnia and Herzegovina is so f*cked up that it needs 3 presidents to function and exist.

Western Pakistan wrote:Bosnia and Herzegovina is so f*cked up that it needs 3 presidents to function and exist.

Yeah it's crazy

Aivintis wrote:Godmoding isn't "whatever"You already were 8^)
2. You can't justify godmoding by sayinf "War is war". That's dumb.

4. He doesn't "feel" like they were godmoded. He knows.
Why's everyone asking if I've got mittens?

Is it just the jet part.

The Sygarian Regime wrote:Is it just the jet part.

It's the parts that Shav told you about that are godmoding. Shavara is an RP Mod, so he knows when you're godmoding. He's not saying it just to have an edge in war, if you were thinking that, he's saying it because he is educated on the subject and thus qualified to tell you. He is also empowered and bound by duty to deal with godmoding, as an RP Mod. In other words, it's impossible to get away with godmoding.

The wandering elmo wrote:You have now been visited by the wandering Elmo. Be proud of yourself. Elmo happened to wander into YOUR region.

Oooooooooo. This region very cool. I have some cookies for you all to snack on MMMMMMMM. Elmo hands out cookies to you all. Enjoy ze cookies! Elmo will be grateful for his adventure here in The East Pacific

Mmmhhhmmm.

Shavara wrote:Aw jeez, are you okay? :(

Just don't know how to respond.

Yeah I'm fine, just got some aches and pains from it. How are you?

Shiroiyuki wrote:Are you okay?

Yes, thanks.

Iíve been off NS for a few days and i heard that Karatol-Advenra is off NS. Is this true?

Lointland wrote:Iíve been off NS for a few days and i heard that Karatol-Advenra is off NS. Is this true?

Unfortunately.

nation=lointland/detail=factbook/id=1377115

This is Valsora???????? Doesn't look like it. I don't know how any country can function with only $123. Or how any city can be that cheap. Or how any nation can have no army.

Aivintis wrote:nation=lointland/detail=factbook/id=1377115

This is Valsora???????? Doesn't look like it. I don't know how any country can function with only $123.

Itís a very thin shell of a factbook. I didnít work on it at all.

Lointland wrote:Itís a very thin shell of a factbook. I didnít work on it at all.

But like.

Rhode Island could beat you in a war.

The only way any country can be that ineffective is if their land was like the entirety of a trailer. Are you sure that's Valsora and you didn't mix up RPs?

Aivintis wrote:But like.

Rhode Island could beat you in a war.

The only way any country can be that ineffective is if their land was like the entirety of a trailer. Are you sure that's Valsora and you didn't mix up RPs?

Just..... Iím gonna delete that.

Disclaimer: This is satire. If you don't like satire, don't speak to me or my son ever again. Plz no get offended

Since the days of Antarctic SARNZ, Lerasian flag factories have been hard at work producing cheap knock-offs to annoy our friends. Now, under the supervision of Aivintis, these factories will be at work once more. Ad offensa!

Euri Egg Hunt V.4.

The crude imitation of the flag of Euricanis, the First Edition was made in light of the Banner Easter Egg Hunt, which was done by Lerasi in the days of yore. The last easter egg was stolen by the Dark Lord Wiranath, who is yet unpunished. The First Edition was a failure of a flag, and the Second Edition was the best, albeit still a crude imitation. The Factory's storage unit had been burned down by dissatisfied victims, so on April 21st 2020 the Factory made the Third Edition. However, due to a number of malfunctions, it was decommissioned in favor of Version 4.

Wira-Ninth Circle Of Hell

After Banner Easter Egg Hunt 2: The Electric Boogaloo was announced by Euricanis, the Flag Factory was commissioned by Aivintis to make a knock-off Wiranathian Flag as a contingency plan if the Dark Lord ever stole another egg from him.

Eastern Flagerreich

The first of many knock-off flags produced in the factory to practice, the counterfeit flag of DarKspawnerreich is the darkest flag to date, darker than perhaps the darkspawn that DarKspawnerreich was named after.

Flagzland

An imitation of the current Plazanic flag, the Flagzland flag copies the flag of Plazland by taking the flag of Plazland and copying it in an imitation.

Flag of Bearisthin

The hardest duplication to date, the Flag of Bearisthin is also the most accurate copy of the Brethren, indistinguishable from the flag of Brearthron's nation to even the most vexxed vexilologist.

Flagchiva

Flagchiva is the second-best flag the Factory has made. The flag of Zukchiva's flag is so realistic it's practically condemning Lerasi for "war crimes" already!

Flaglaw Flaginavia (not to be confused woth it's ebil twin Danelaw Scandinavia)

The third-best flag of the Factory, Flaglaw Flaginavia is a work of art. Probbbably the most complexicated flag we've ever had the privilege of making, the Flag of FLAGLAW FLAGINAVIA IS MADE UP OF A YELLOW CROSS AND A BLUE X-SHAPED THINGY WITH A COAT OF ARMS ON TOP. due to the everchanging nature of the flags of flaglaw flaginavia's flags, fthere is a posibilidy that this will need to be updating potentially.

Flaginovia not Flaginavia Im Sory I cant make names plz its hard being crative

hahah my phone's at 69% the flag of Volinovia is a blue and green and sometimes white thing with a white flower thing represneting soldiers or sumthin idk i just steal the flags

Flag of Peatiktist

The flag of TEP's MoRA is pretty hard, but Pakitsk is also a Chief Minister and Chief Ministers are supposed to be at least close in skill levels so I had to try. After giving my newborn a couple red and blue crayons, the basis of the flag was complete, but after he ate the crayons I was forced to continue alone. This flag was expertly analyssizisd so that this replica is exactly similar, down to even the rose, stars, and communism, but no one can see that anyway so it doesn't really matter if I included it or not.

Pufflag

The flag of the Great Puffin Bachtendekuppen, this intricate theivery is a tribute to Bachtendstobecoupping's incredible legacy in The East Memecific. We will miss this Puffin character as Vice Delegate and Provost, and I'm sure those who succeed you will struggle to fill your webbed shoes. Hail the Puffin! Gloriam Pacificus Orientalem!

Endorse the Delegate, Nerds

The flagg of a creature heavily debated amongst intellectual circles as to weather or not he is a horse or a human, the Marrabukian knock-off flag even has an authentic fake smell. It reeks of corruption, which is how it gets past metal detectors without security knowing it's a fake. The hardest part of this flag was getting the shade of green right, but the hardest part of this flag was getting the horse's lines correct with all the little circles everywhere, but the hardest part of this flag was stealing a crescent moon and star from the old flag of The Angel of Charity and painting it so it can be added to the flag. This fake is so authentic that if the sun hits it at the right angle, you can see the horse's endhorsement propaganda. Endorse the Horse or face Remorse. <drops mike> <Mike hits the ground and breaks his ribs>

Flagdling

This simple yet elegant rip-off was made by a new factory worker who was being trained by Papa Aivintis. The red white and blue really shine through to demonstrate the budding patriotism of the members of the Dominican Republic. <listens to earpiece> Wait what? <listens more> Lointland?! Who's that? <listens> Fledgling? <listens> $50? <listens> Well alright but this guy better stick around more than the usual fledgling.

El Flag-o de Shavara Saint Mountain

…l bandera del Shavvster es la producta de muy trabaja en la factoria y es mucho authentico. La naranja del bandera es un mixtura de la un naranja y un mandarina. El azul del la bandera es actualmente un parto del bandera del Puerto Rico, cual no es un estado en los Estados Unidos :( Las estrellas son de la techo del mundo. Finalmente, la imitacion del Hispanic Federacion es la actual bandera del Hispanic Federacion. Ya que el Federacion no es activo, era muy facil para robar la bandera. 

Flag of the Nation of Hungry Ostriches

Osterreich und Ungarn, which, according to my translator means "It's a good idea to invade Serbia and it definitely won't start a world war", is a warmongering, Iron Pakt building, Kampf fighting, RP slinging beast. It's astonishing how far a bunch of hungry ostriches have gone in their noble quest to not be hungry anymore. This flag is an igneous replica of the Ostriches' most recent flag. I hope the Kaiserreich will make Valsora great again.

War Crimes, but not as bad as the next one

The Death Syndicate is a syndicate made out of death. This flag is so authentic it is indistringuishalebel from the flag of italy during either of the world wars. It's practically enslaving nekoes already.

Austinian Massacre Austinian Massacre

Kampf empiwe iws a bwutaw, genocidaw maniac with viowent tendencies. Thiws fwag iws a wepwesentation of hiws desiwe tuwu kiww. The austinian massacwe iws but owne of the many exampwes of kampfian eviw, awnd he has bewn known tuwu bwutawwy muwdew fwedgwings.

Kian Khe ➡ Saddam Hussein

This flag is a genuine fake knock-off of the Levantine flag, made in the Factory and sold on the streets of third world countries so that they have something to idolize as they oppose western ideologies and hegemony. I swear it's real and 100% not a fake. Lying isn't a felony so you can't imprison me.

Let's attack the Lerasian Embassy!

This flag of Great Algerstonia is reminiscent of a time where he was Not so great algerstonia, when he attacked my embassy and declared war. I'm not salty, you are!

Flag of the No Longer RO (The Angel of Charity not Alger)

At least it wasn't anime. There are lengths even I won't go to. Hecking weeb. (Jk Charity plz come back we miss you)

COLONIZATION: COMPLETE

This flag is the best flag I've ever made and ever seen. This is literally the best flag in existence. This flag was made quadrillions of years ago by the most advanced Flag makers on the planet to adorn the most powerful and best nation in the multiverse of multiverses, Grossvietnam. This flag is powerful enough to kill capitalists before they even see it, and it has more energy than the rest of the multiverse of multiverses combined. The red is the blood of every capitalist to have ever died, and inspires fear in the heart of Grossvietnam's enemies. The gold is the most expensive and most valuable gold in the multiverse of multiverse, which Grossvietnamese forces retrieved from the center of the multiverse of multiverses after having to kill a billion Gods. The black is the darkest substance in the multiverse of multiverse and is powerful enough to paralyze a million soldiers in the blink of an eye.

Read dispatch


This brings back memories.

It Chapter 2 was okay. But tbh, I'd recommend most people watch only the first film.

Western Pakistan wrote:Bosnia and Herzegovina is so f*cked up that it needs 3 presidents to function and exist.

Comedy

Social experiment discord I was made to share; http://discord.gg/NvQRwss

Zukchiva and Empress bush

Empress bush

Anyone tried knoephla soup before?

Hey Guys, this is real KA, before i completley Leave NS, i wanted to say Goodbye since i was affected by you guys being Sad, so i wanted to say these to you guys, Thank you, thanks for helping me when i was a Fledgling, then the Basics of RP, then Helping me out on other Things, im Staying here until 12:00, so ask me anything but not why im Leaving.

Karatol-Advenra wrote:Hey Guys, this is real KA, before i completley Leave NS, i wanted to say Goodbye since i was affected by you guys being Sad, so i wanted to say these to you guys, Thank you, thanks for helping me when i was a Fledgling, then the Basics of RP, then Helping me out on other Things, im Staying here until 12:00, so ask me anything but not why im Leaving.

Is there any chance you'll come back?

And you said you are bored of the game, Aren't you open to trying some other aspects of it?

Virgolia wrote:Is there any chance you'll come back?

And you said you are bored of the game, Aren't you open to trying some other aspects of it?

... i just said i was getting bored of the Game to cover up the Real Truth. And Maybe, maybe i'll come back, though im not sure yet.

Shavara Answer me soon.

Karatol-Advenra wrote:... i just said i was getting bored of the Game to cover up the Real Truth. And Maybe, maybe i'll come back, though im not sure yet.

Well if there is some real truth you can't tell us I hope you do well with that and in your life in general :^)

You can always come back, so If you think it's necessary then do it, we won't pressure you into staying against your will.

Karatol-Advenra wrote:Hey Guys, this is real KA, before i completley Leave NS, i wanted to say Goodbye since i was affected by you guys being Sad, so i wanted to say these to you guys, Thank you, thanks for helping me when i was a Fledgling, then the Basics of RP, then Helping me out on other Things, im Staying here until 12:00, so ask me anything but not why im Leaving.

Well, it's sad to see you go. I hope that, whatever the real reason, it isn't that something bad happened to you irl.

I have no questions. I just wanted to say something but didn't want to ping you on Disc, and Tag already was using your account.

Stay safe, and I do really hope that you make a comeback. :<

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