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The Principality of San Marino wrote:ďCrudeĒ

I said what I said Tiny One.

Western Pakistan wrote:F for Florida.

Hey my Muslim brother. SAN Marino is doing a crusade. If he does not accept peace you wann help me out?

Zidium wrote:The holy land is not in my country. It is in Levantin so good luck defeating HIM. also I will pay you with free oil for a year. Thatís my war reparations

Well if I donít get the Holy Land, Rwekazaland, Empire of Beldemark, and United Ottarenzian Capitalist Republics will keep invading with my troops

Kampf Empire wrote:Hmmmmm. Shavara, take note.

The fledglings have participated in a very crude form of war.

Interesting, most peculiar.

*monches on DreamerCorn*

Zidium wrote:The holy land is not in my country. It is in Levantin so good luck defeating HIM. also I will pay you with free oil for a year. Thatís my war reparations

Nah man, we got this. Forget about reparations. Unconditional support for Zambonium Zidium.

The Principality of San Marino wrote:Well if I donít get the Holy Land, Rwekazaland, Empire of Beldemark, and United Ottarenzian Capitalist Republics will keep invading with my troops

I have been summoned. I am ready.

Good Afternoon, all you little bastards.

I have some grim, and fantastic news. As you may or may not know, every six months, the magical barriers that keep Santa Kampf locked in his ice cave in both my mind and in TEP weaken enough to allow him to escape for a night of drinking, murder, and overall tomfoolery.

However, due to the bad vibes of 2020, things have shaped up.....differently. The barrier for next month is going to collapse, and Santa Kampf will have free reign to ride for the full month. Every. Single. Day.

So, y'all better behave before you catch an axe to the face.

Good day, and Happy Holidays,

OOC Kampf

P.S.,

I'll add his list as he makes it. If you get pinged, learn to make eggnog.

XOXOWOXO

The List:

Read factbook

Wiranath wrote:I can hazard a guess as to who's getting on the naughty list this year.

Yep

Kampf Empire wrote:I said what I said Tiny One.

Wow, such disrespect

The Principality of San Marino wrote:Well if I donít get the Holy Land, Rwekazaland, Empire of Beldemark, and United Ottarenzian Capitalist Republics will keep invading with my troops

*Bombs his Towers and towns*

United Ottarenzian Capitalist Republics wrote:I have been summoned. I am ready.

Get Ready for WAR

The Principality of San Marino wrote:Wow, such disrespect

And I've been known to eviscerate states your size.

The Principality of San Marino wrote:Well if I donít get the Holy Land, Rwekazaland, Empire of Beldemark, and United Ottarenzian Capitalist Republics will keep invading with my troops

Good luck invading my deep underground bunkers which contain all my people. Your gonna need about 10 bunker busters to get to any of the 360 of them. And you donít know where they are

Rwekazaland wrote:Get Ready for WAR

Is it Anschluss time?

The Principality of San Marino wrote:Wow, such disrespect

Lol

Wiranath wrote:Nah man, we got this. Forget about reparations. Unconditional support for Zambonium Zidium.

Thx wiranth

Kampf Empire wrote:And I've been known to eviscerate states your size.

*bows* Your glory shall live forever

Zidium wrote:Good luck invading my deep underground bunkers which contain all my people. Your gonna need about 10 bunker busters to get to any of the 360 of them. And you donít know where they are

Guess I will just glass your nation

The Principality of San Marino wrote:Wow, such disrespect

You are very small and very new. I tried to pick fights with Kampf at that stage too, and my number one advice is "don't."

Zidium wrote:Good luck invading my deep underground bunkers which contain all my people. Your gonna need about 10 bunker busters to get to any of the 360 of them. And you donít know where they are

We have methods to find and get into bunkers.

Zidium wrote:how about istantinople?

Ew

Matamica wrote:now we celebrate the 131 reading of the NS balls photographs

CONGRATS!

Zidium wrote:Good luck invading my deep underground bunkers which contain all my people. Your gonna need about 10 bunker busters to get to any of the 360 of them. And you donít know where they are

We will Eat you like a bread

United Ottarenzian Capitalist Republics wrote:Is it Anschluss time?

YES

Brethren wrote:You are very small and very new. I tried to pick fights with Kampf at that stage too, and my number one advice is "don't."

I wasnít trying to, just saying it was rude

United Ottarenzian Capitalist Republics wrote:We have methods to find and get into bunkers.

Аnd we have methods to send you back out, scurrying like little rats out of a hot vent.

Brethren wrote:You are very small and very new. I tried to pick fights with Kampf at that stage too, and my number one advice is "don't."

No, what are you talking about? Kampf is just the nicest to every fledgling in existence and would certainly forgive any such for picking fights with him.

Rwekazaland wrote:CONGRATS!
We will Eat you like a bread
YES

I hunger for a territory far East of where I am. This is a perfect place!

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