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Zidium wrote:NO STOP! IM A MUSLIM COUNTRY.
POUR MILKSHAKE
YUM....milkshake

WHAT ARE YOU DOING
<Error>
<Kavanos.exe has stopped working>
aeugh

Libertanny wrote:Okay but can you stop constantly pinging me? Thanks.

ok. sorry Libertanny.
seriously i wont ping u anymore after this

....facepalm

Kavanos wrote:YOU WOT
<Error>
<Kavanos.exe has stopped working>
aeugh

???

Davedukili wrote:Can I have my fridge back, somehow?

no

Zidium wrote:ok. sorry Libertanny.
seriously i wont ping u anymore after this

i wonder how you've annoyed so many people

Davedukili wrote:[quote=euricanis;39616786]your fridge is mine
Can I have my fridge back, somehow?

pay $5000 in bitcoin to this adress
*Bitcoin adress #no.345*

Euricanis wrote:Can I have my fridge back, somehow?

noi wonder how you've annoyed so many people[/quote]
i wonder too Euricanis

Zidium wrote:i wonder too Euricanis

i have an odd urge to shoot you in the face

Alright, ill stop!
Now I gotta clean all this mess....

Brexiterriech wrote:pay $5000 in bitcoin to this adress
*Bitcoin adress #no.345*

They're being delivered now!

Shavara wrote:^-^

dats gud!

Can I DM you?

Sure

Euricanis wrote:i have an odd urge to shoot you in the face

wanna buy some deathsti- i mean guns

Euricanis wrote:i have an odd urge to shoot you in the face

believe me thats not the first time someones said that to me

Of Centralist Brexit wrote:wanna buy some deathsti- i mean guns

i source my own guns

Davedukili wrote:They're being delivered now!

TANK YOUS

Euricanis wrote:i source my own guns

want some deathsticks then?

Zidium wrote:believe me thats not the first time someones said that to me

take a moment to wonder why

Of Centralist Brexit wrote:want some deathsticks then?

i'd buy anything with death in it

Euricanis wrote:i source my own guns

(Definitely Valsora. Maybe.)

(Alpha)

Many foreign scientists, even the top ???, are confused by the properties of the pale red gas, but that’s probably because they’re idiots. This deadly Essence of Eurician is released by the lungs of deceased Euricians, no matter where they are in the world. The gas usually stays in the same vicinity until it is retrieved. One cubic centimeter (?) is enough to kill any sentient being in a particularly odd way within ten minutes. Moreover, two cubic centimeters can half the amount of time needed (?) and the weirdness of the death itself. One cubic centimeter is actually the minimum amount to kill someone. Because of the effects of this toxin, Euricanis has used them in warfare with horrifying (and satisfying) results.

Before being killed, victims experience a variety of symptoms, including nausea, insomnia, extreme paranoia, and, if a large dose has been inhaled, seizures, delirium, and insanity. (?)

Miscellaneous:

Euricanis wrote:Okay, the results of my latest EoE experiment are as follows:

Inhalation:
21 anvils
19 freak events involving kitchen appliances
19 impaled on tree branches
15 spontaneous combustions
14 vanished limbs/vital organs
12 “accidents” involving a knife and a roll of duct tape

Ingestion:

74 anvils
23 deaths involving blenders/jet engines
3 injuries involving flammable air fresheners

Injection:

63 boiling water injuries
24 anvils
13 injuries caused by cigarettes/similar

Read factbook


this maybe?
no wonder you call yourself a biological hazard

Does someone know why democracy exists

Euricanis wrote:take a moment to wonder why
i'd buy anything with death in it

hmmm... their jealous of how good looking i am?

Euricanis wrote:take a moment to wonder why
i'd buy anything with death in it

sure, just let me adjust my wormhole to go into the star wars universe

Zidium wrote:hmmm... their jealous of how good looking i am?

wrong they're

Zidium wrote:
(Definitely Valsora. Maybe.)

(Alpha)

Many foreign scientists, even the top ???, are confused by the properties of the pale red gas, but that’s probably because they’re idiots. This deadly Essence of Eurician is released by the lungs of deceased Euricians, no matter where they are in the world. The gas usually stays in the same vicinity until it is retrieved. One cubic centimeter (?) is enough to kill any sentient being in a particularly odd way within ten minutes. Moreover, two cubic centimeters can half the amount of time needed (?) and the weirdness of the death itself. One cubic centimeter is actually the minimum amount to kill someone. Because of the effects of this toxin, Euricanis has used them in warfare with horrifying (and satisfying) results.

Before being killed, victims experience a variety of symptoms, including nausea, insomnia, extreme paranoia, and, if a large dose has been inhaled, seizures, delirium, and insanity. (?)

Miscellaneous:

Euricanis wrote:Okay, the results of my latest EoE experiment are as follows:

Inhalation:
21 anvils
19 freak events involving kitchen appliances
19 impaled on tree branches
15 spontaneous combustions
14 vanished limbs/vital organs
12 “accidents” involving a knife and a roll of duct tape

Ingestion:

74 anvils
23 deaths involving blenders/jet engines
3 injuries involving flammable air fresheners

Injection:

63 boiling water injuries
24 anvils
13 injuries caused by cigarettes/similar

Read factbook


this maybe?
no wonder you call yourself a biological hazard

this is why i chosen to not border him

Westerreach wrote:Does someone know why democracy exists

idk, I guess it's fun

Euricanis wrote:wrong they're

dont u mean "there"

Republoslavia wrote:this is why i chosen to not border him

we have borders in this game?

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