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Kylondia wrote:It’s beautiful!....

Kill em all.

Ohohohoho no, no touchy my colonies.
Kampf, I need to borrow your double barred bolt action 416 Remington Magnum, I need to hunt a blundering man.

Kampf Empire wrote:And I'm almost always IN character.

gud for u

The Death Syndicate wrote:Ohohohoho no, no touchy my colonies.
Kampf, I need to borrow your double barred bolt action 416 Remington Magnum, I need to hunt a blundering man.

Left glove department. Underneath the Zyklon-B.

*touches your nose*
BOOP! Hehe!
*Runs away like a toddler*

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich and The tesseris sikelies

Kampf Empire wrote:Left glove department. Underneath the Zyklon-B.

Thanks, I'll be quick with it.
Kylondia, C'MERE BOY

Kampf Empire wrote:Left glove department. Underneath the Zyklon-B.

Isn't zkylon b the stuff the nazis used to kill the jews? Are you a nazi? Hail Hydra

Dominostra wrote:*touches your nose*
BOOP! Hehe!
*Runs away like a toddler*

*Guns u down*

I hate children.

The tesseris sikelies

The Death Syndicate wrote:Thanks, I'll be quick with it.
Kylondia, C'MERE BOY

Trips u

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:*Guns u down*

I hate children.

*Xenomorph burst through chest and escapes through the sewers*

Dominostra wrote:*Xenomorph burst through chest and escapes through the sewers*

bruh. he LIVES in the sewers

Kylondia wrote:Trips u

You can't trip a man who isn't moving.
*Cycles bolt with religious intent*

Pakitsk, Kampf Empire, Aldenbourg, and Kylondia

The Death Syndicate wrote:You can't trip a man who isn't moving.
*Cycles bolt with religious intent*

Killing him outright is not satisfying.

<chants 'torture'>

Dominostra wrote:*Xenomorph burst through chest and escapes through the sewers*

*Hunts u down*

*Stuffs u back in to chest*

*Eats u*

The tesseris sikelies wrote:*Stabs you in the throat*

Haha lol no

Warned you.

*I grab your neck and the entire scene blacks out for about 2 hours, and when it's done your cant feel anything below your shoulders, and your legs are inverted the wrong ways*

Dominostra wrote:Isn't zkylon b the stuff the nazis used to kill the jews? Are you a nazi? Hail Hydra

It's a pesticide and I keep it around to deal with pests.

Never call me a nazi again. GOT IT?

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:*Hunts u down*

*Stuffs u back in to chest*

*Eats u*

*Queen Xenomorph is mad because you at its baby so it bites you head off*

Kampf Empire wrote:It's a pesticide and I keep it around to deal with pests.

Never call me a nazi again. GOT IT?

ok i understand dont hurt me please

Dominostra wrote:ok i understand dont hurt me please

If I find you on Valsora, you better keep praying.

Dominostra wrote:*Queen Xenomorph is mad because you at its baby so it bites you head off*

*My head proceeds to eat her from the inside while the rest of my body mauls her*

*Reattaches head*

*Eats the eggs that are around*

Aldenbourg and Saint Cinder

The Death Syndicate wrote:You can't trip a man who isn't moving.
*Cycles bolt with religious intent*

Bends barrel backwards and throws sand in your face.

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:*My head proceeds to eat her from the inside while the rest of my body mauls her*

*Reattaches head*

*Eats the eggs that are around*

This scenario is wild.

Aldenbourg wrote:This scenario is wild.

hellp pup

Pakitsk wrote:Martis, still patting Soot, looks expectantly at Letwin. "Have you heard the story before? You are well-read in Pakatska tales, I assume."

"Well, a story in which Vólàs fights some people over a city, yes. But in that version, there was no bandit horde; it was Vólàs himself who attacked the city, tormented its people and so on. The conflict was between Vólàs' warriors and the city's defenders, and when Vólàs won, they renamed the city to appease him." Letwin sighs. "Lately, I suspect most of the stories in my collection have been similarly distorted. I knew to expect some distortion, as they've passed through many people's heads to get to mine, but not anything this extreme. Your tale glorifies protecting people; the version that got to me glorified quite the opposite. I wouldn't be surprised to find that many others had been . . . inverted, so to speak, to support a certain image of the Pakotski."

Of Centralist Brexit wrote:hellp pup

Hello, I wanna sleep but I can't. Help.

Aldenbourg wrote:Killing him outright is not satisfying.

<chants 'torture'>

Kylondia wrote:Bends barrel backwards and throws sand in your face.

Error 40398324, barrel not bendable.
Error 328941798, gas mask present
*Whacks head with rifle and shoots you point blank*

Kampf Empire and Aldenbourg

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