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I don't find enjoyment in taking Davinhia seriously anymore and haven't for years

The tesseris sikelies

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:*Takes Kool-Aid Man prisoner*

*Uses him for infinite supply of Kool-aid*

*Uses that Kool-aid to draw in supplies of children to eat*

Now you Are the Kool-Aid Man!

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:*Takes Kool-Aid Man prisoner*

*Uses him for infinite supply of Kool-aid*

*Uses that Kool-aid to draw in supplies of children to eat*

Volinovia wrote:You're getting it no matter what. The Volinovian Special Investigation Agency is coming to life soon. (To rip off all the other SCP based Orgs)

What's up children? What's going on?

I'm still plotting and scheming and fretting

Dreamersistan wrote:What's up children? What's going on?

I'm still plotting and scheming and fretting

I'm currently wondering who the fvck thought it'd be a good idea to have those damn drone challenges in Spider-Man ps4. They're absolutely despicable.

And I'm also catching up on latest Onision news.

Dreamersistan and Kavanos

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:I'm currently wondering who the fvck thought it'd be a good idea to have those damn drone challenges in Spider-Man ps4. They're absolutely despicable.

And I'm also catching up on latest Onision news.

Yeah, just don't stop playing the game because of em even though they are hot garbage. It's what comes with a lot of cooks on a AAA game, if it wasnt for the 'wheeeeeeeeee' feeling of swinging around and the hugeness of the gameworld a lot of people would give up with the stupidity

is the Onision news interesting? When u figure it all out, I expect 600 words on my desk before the morning print, reporter Walter kronEKite

BY THE POWER OF THIS POST, I SHALL KILL THE CHAT!

Dreamersistan wrote:Yeah, just don't stop playing the game because of em even though they are hot garbage. It's what comes with a lot of cooks on a AAA game, if it wasnt for the 'wheeeeeeeeee' feeling of swinging around and the hugeness of the gameworld a lot of people would give up with the stupidity

is the Onision news interesting? When u figure it all out, I expect 600 words on my desk before the morning print, reporter Walter kronEKite

Oh, yeah. Most definitely. Game's amazing. Those drone challenges are legit the only thing I can say I dislike.

As for the Onision thing, shall finish vid and report baK.

Dreamersistan

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:Oh, yeah. Most definitely. Game's amazing. Those drone challenges are legit the only thing I can say I dislike.

As for the Onision thing, shall finish vid and report baK.

The world shall be waiting in... er... wait?

I also hate the goons.. fighting em over and over and over when u get powerful enough to take down bosses with 3 hits feels so video gamey

AAAH! Mort got us into a fvcking car wreck! And now I am paralyzed from the neck down, and I can't move it move it!

Dreamersistan and Kavanos

The Sygarian Regime wrote:AAAH! Mort got us into a fvcking car wreck! And now I am paralyzed from the neck down, and I can't move it move it!

<plays madagascar on infinite loop>

The little furrballs judge you...

Ironesian Republic wrote:BY THE POWER OF THIS POST, I SHALL KILL THE CHAT!

*Bruh moment*

Dreamersistan

Kavanos wrote:*Bruh moment*

how bout u, Vietnamese helper bot? What's new in the countryside with beautiful greenery and fresh oxygen?

Saint Cinder wrote:Did someone say crusades?

Hey! You are an infidel so no crusading for you! Bad infidel bad!!

how many times shall i type nav_mark so that csgo bots can function remotely well

Euricanis wrote:how many times shall i type nav_mark so that csgo bots can function remotely well

3-6 more hours worth of it

Dreamersistan

BearStackof2015 wrote:3-6 more hours worth of it

so, you actually know what i’m talking about?

Dreamersistan wrote:how bout u, Vietnamese helper bot? What's new in the countryside with beautiful greenery and fresh oxygen?

Yeah its still good, pretty normal for me
(PS:What you don't know that, I returned bacc to my home in Hanoi)

British calradia and Dreamersistan

Talitoa wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bcg5rN-jlaw
By the way, the Prince of Egypt is a must see.

This is true

British calradia, Dreamersistan, and Kavanos

Mays austrian nation wrote:Considering their 92nd ranking in defense forces and the humungous size compared to your fledgling nation, you want to think twice about making that statement.

well, I'm just endorsing like minded nations.

New georgian union

Can the New Georgian Union declare war?

New georgian union wrote:Can the New Georgian Union declare war?

1. Read this if you're a NS newcomer:

Hola youngins. Welcome to NS and TEP

Here are your first steps...

Join the WA: page=un

Endorse Libertanny our delegate and leader

Endorse the Viziers and Regional Officers by clicking here

Gain more rights to troll without being kicced out by cliccing Linkhere

Endorse me if u feel like it

Look at the play maps we have:

page=dispatch/id=1389645


Here's a general guide to the nature of each map, and what you'll experience if u join:

Urth roleplay works very slowly. It's on the TEP forums, which is a separate site and takes a while to understand

Valsora is an old and stable RP map. If you want to be sure to have a long game life for your nation, this is your choice. It also has the most war of all the maps, and a lot of options for diplomacy and exploration

Windsor is somewhat like a text version of Civilization 5. Economics, diplomacy and politics is more in depth than Valsora, and war isn't as frequent. Currently it's sort of dead, so make sure there is activity on Windsor before joining by messaging Volinovia or [nation]Technocratic Tagalog.[/nation]

Courisia is an older version of Windsor. Unfortunately, it's close to dead right now

Outside joining an RP map, the most common game action is to answer the issues that pop up. Depending on your answers, your nation's stats change and the kind of fictional country you want to build is modified

Note that NS issues are not that serious. You can answer an issue seriously and get ridiculous results. Just take it as a joke, chuckle and continue answering : ) Try to be #1 at different things and show off like Virgolia or try to be as turrible as possible and make jokes about it on RMB like the awful Wiranath


Things you can do with roleplay and world creation do are:

1. create imaginative worlds (history, religion, technology, civilizations, etc) for your fictional nation and states, cities and people
2. create graphics national or region flags, emblems, countryballs, anthems, poetry, comics or art that's related to your imagined nations
3. create short stories, longer stories or even novels alone or with others on RMB
4. create your own map and invite others to join

And then, my special brand of RMB funz...


5. make jokes and troll people (my job! MINE!)
6. worship the Lord of the Blessed Corn and be forever enriched with popcorn
7. Bother other n00bies with this dispatch when they first say 'im new here how do I play]


Here are the 5 cardinal rules of RmB:

1. Don't triple post (posting 3 times in a row). Double posting is okay, but not recommended. After you make a post, do check the RMB (the place where you're reading this) and wait for someone else to post. Then make your next post

2a. No advertisements for regions. This region is TEP, and we use the [region][/region] tag like The East Pacific. To be on the safe side, don't link to any regions.

2b. No advertising for sites. You can post imgur images or Youtube links and so on, but don't go 'Oh, this site is awesome! You have to join' and then link us to your uncle's fairly-illegal questionably-human-rights-violating sweatshop

3. Don't directly insult people or seriously troll to truly hurt or offend people. Trolling should be done in a fun, joking manner (if you want to know more, sign up for my Trolling 101 class on Udemy)

4. Don't spam with meaningless posts. Example include but are not exclusive to:
a. Foreign languages without translation
b. A bunch of emojis
c. A bunch of ASCII art or Lennies (sniff)
d. Single or double meaningless words
e. Any kind of copypasta
f. Dots or 'bump'

5. Don't make sexual references of any kind. You will find some very slight pg-13ish material here and there, but please watch the RMB for a week before figuring out where the line is.

If you follow these simple rules, you'll have lots of time to learn rest as u go. Have fun!

For more pedantic information, click here:

page=dispatch/id=1075631

Read dispatch

2. Well, yes, but there are rarely any RPs "Outside of Valsora"

British calradia

Of Centralist Brexit wrote:ok
WHY do you need so many destroyers
also British calradiai cant find your royal guards
please tell me where it is...
memes have blinded me

I'm pretty sure on its on this section

Royal Guards for OCB

by British calradia

I have 500 of them m8
Read dispatch

British calradia wrote:I'm pretty sure on its on this section

Royal Guards for OCB

by British calradia

I have 500 of them m8
Read dispatch

how did i know you was going to made a fact-book just for that whilst i was sleeping?
edit: sorry a dispatch

British calradia

Of Centralist Brexit wrote:how did i know you was going to made a fact-book just for that whilst i was sleeping?
edit: sorry a dispatch

Nah, it was safely tucked behind my large vault of Factbooks :)

British calradia wrote:Nah, it was safely tucked behind my large vault of Factbooks :)

alright then....
anyways give me a minute
there you go you are on the list
you were on it like a minute after i posted this

British calradia, Dreamersistan, Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, and Kavanos

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