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*puts on fake beard*
YES COMRADE WE ARE YAESTROVAKIAN
Shavara and Kavanos
I decided to kill off some characters in the book I'm writing. It will really make my autobiography interesting.
Ah.
That's not funny.
Just four miles southwest of Leopoldsrühe, the Spartican army continues their campaign to the city. On their march, they sing folk songs of their home towns, share stories of all kinds, and imagine what they're gonna do after the war ends. Before they knew it, they were within charging distance of the city. And charge they did, with bayonets affixed to their rifles, running at full speed to cover as much ground between them and the city as they could. "What a grand sight this city is," Ziolkowski said, "it is a shame it must be destroyed."
Commander Alexander arrived just a mile from the city, with the 3rd Cavalry Regiment awaiting instructions. On a hilltop they observed the army approaching the city, and decide to hold off until needed.
Commander Agariste and the 4th Cavalry Regiment encountered some misfortune, as they had approached Fort Bergnitz by accident. They are keeping a safe distance until the tanks can assist them. The 1st Tank Regiment will take some time to reach their destination.
The 1st Spartican Artillery Regiment at the border has been given the order to follow the Spartican army and set up their equipment in the event of retaliation. The heavy artillery will take some time to get to the city.
Technocratic tagalog, Aldenbourg, and Of Centralist Brexit
Join RMB RP cafe server, a hundred times better.
Peatiktist and Shavara
Stop trying to ruin Shav's social life.
Also it's time to make an RP post, what to write tho,
Peatiktist and Shavara
rmb rp?
but i don't do that
Peatiktist and Shavara
harem The empress reading a history book.
AH i have to make a decision! my worst nightmare
Peatiktist, Shavara, and The Angel of Charity
I believe we have an RP that we started and I killed by thinking you gave up on it.
But honestly it's long since dead now.
Shavara and The Angel of Charity
Hello.
How are you?
Post self-deleted by United states of masbate.
Oh hi United states of masbate
Read this if you are not sure about TEP:
Here are your first steps...
Join the WA: page=un
Endorse Libertanny our delegate and leader
Endorse the Viziers and Regional Officers by clicking here
Gain more rights to troll without being kicced out by cliccing 
here
Endorse me if u feel like it
Look at the play maps we have:
Here's a general guide to the nature of each map, and what you'll experience if u join:
Urth roleplay works very slowly. It's on the TEP forums, which is a separate site and takes a while to understand
Valsora is an old and stable RP map. If you want to be sure to have a long game life for your nation, this is your choice. It also has the most war of all the maps, and a lot of options for diplomacy and exploration
Windsor is somewhat like a text version of Civilization 5. Economics, diplomacy and politics is more in depth than Valsora, and war isn't as frequent. Currently it's sort of dead, so make sure there is activity on Windsor before joining by messaging Volinovia or [nation]Technocratic Tagalog.[/nation]
Courisia is an older version of Windsor. Unfortunately, it's close to dead right now
Note that NS issues are not that serious. You can answer an issue seriously and get ridiculous results. Just take it as a joke, chuckle and continue answering : ) Try to be #1 at different things and show off like Virgolia or try to be as turrible as possible and make jokes about it on RMB like the awful Wiranath
Things you can do with roleplay and world creation do are:
1. create imaginative worlds (history, religion, technology, civilizations, etc) for your fictional nation and states, cities and people
2. create graphics national or region flags, emblems, countryballs, anthems, poetry, comics or art that's related to your imagined nations
3. create short stories, longer stories or even novels alone or with others on RMB
4. create your own map and invite others to join
And then, my special brand of RMB funz...
5. make jokes and troll people (my job! MINE!)
6. worship the Lord of the Blessed Corn and be forever enriched with popcorn
7. Bother other n00bies with this dispatch when they first say 'im new here how do I play]
Here are the 5 cardinal rules of RmB:
1. Don't triple post (posting 3 times in a row). Double posting is okay, but not recommended. After you make a post, do check the RMB (the place where you're reading this) and wait for someone else to post. Then make your next post
2a. No advertisements for regions. This region is TEP, and we use the [region][/region] tag like The East Pacific. To be on the safe side, don't link to any regions.
2b. No advertising for sites. You can post imgur images or Youtube links and so on, but don't go 'Oh, this site is awesome! You have to join' and then link us to your uncle's fairly-illegal questionably-human-rights-violating sweatshop
3. Don't directly insult people or seriously troll to truly hurt or offend people. Trolling should be done in a fun, joking manner (if you want to know more, sign up for my Trolling 101 class on Udemy)
4. Don't spam with meaningless posts. Example include but are not exclusive to:
a. Foreign languages without translation
b. A bunch of emojis
c. A bunch of ASCII art or Lennies (sniff)
d. Single or double meaningless words
e. Any kind of copypasta
f. Dots or 'bump'
5. Don't make sexual references of any kind. You will find some very slight pg-13ish material here and there, but please watch the RMB for a week before figuring out where the line is.
If you follow these simple rules, you'll have lots of time to learn rest as u go. Have fun!
For more pedantic information, click here:
Rper: How many Rp's have you done this year?
Me: Ha ha, ha ONE
Peatiktist and Kavanos
Breaking News
The Paragould Police Department is reporting that a small passenger plane is making an emergency landing at the Paragould International Airport. This is still a developing situation as of now the Volinovian Marshals Service, the Rialto County Sheriff's Office, Paragould Police Department, and the Rialto County Fire and EMS Department are on scene. Officers from Azusa suburb are being called to help secure the scene and to Patrol Paragould. We will keep you updated as this situation unfolds.
Yo
Euricanis, British calradia, and Dreamersistan
Other RPers: How many RPs have you done?
Me: Are we including the ones that officially never existed?
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