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The Lowest Crime Rates in The Empire State

World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The New York Ambassador of Gell-Camelot	Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens	“A Nation does not have to be cruel to be tough.”
2.	The New York Ambassador of Gell-Aviv	Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship	“Oy!!”
3.	The Inappropriate Touching of Eric Massa-chussetts	Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy	“Groped him? I tickled him 'til he couldn't breathe!”
4.	The Bureaucratic Borough of Gell-Staten Island	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“Someone tries to kill you, try to kill 'em right back.”
5.	The Empire State of New-York	Left-Leaning College State Paradise	“Excelsior”