WA Delegate: The Patriarchy of Deus Caymania (elected )
Founder: The Patriarchy of Deum Perpetua
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Embassies: The Embassy, Hollow Point, Trindade Capitalista, Rat Nations Assembly, Kaiserreich in exile, Organization of United Sovereign States, Conservative Nations Guild, Montrandecs Neighbours, SECFanatics, The Seventh Reich, United Fascist Workers Association, Union of Nationalists, and United Imperial Union.
Today's World Census Report
The Most Cultured in The First Imperial Order
After spending many tedious hours in coffee shops and concert halls, World Census experts have found the following nations to be the most cultured.
As a region, The First Imperial Order is ranked 11,037th in the world for Most Cultured.
|1.||The Matriarchy of Thypso||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists||“Humans are fxcking awful”|
|2.||The Republic of United Japina||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists||“In Soviet Japina”|
|3.||The Patriarchy of Knifes edge||Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors||“Death is no disgrace”|
|4.||The Patriarchy of Deus Caymania||Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors||“Salvos Aptissimum”|
|5.||The Kingdom of Kingdom of Nat||Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches||“We like turtles”|
|6.||The Communist Empire of Louxembourg||Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors||“Strength Through Fear”|
|7.||The Federation of The Kappital||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists||“Dolor Ipsum este ist”|
|8.||The Patriarchy of Deum Perpetua||Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors||“Your concern is hardly warranted.”|
|9.||The Authoritarian Empire of The Authoritarian People||Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors||“Strength through authoritarian compliance”|
- : S0viet ussa ceased to exist.
- : Embassy established between The First Imperial Order and United Imperial Union.
- : Embassy established between Union of Nationalists and The First Imperial Order.
- : The Patriarchy of Deus Caymania agreed to construct embassies with United Imperial Union.
- : Yeetskeeter ceased to exist.
- : Kermatrancia ceased to exist.
- : The Royal Empire of Imperial States America of the region United Imperial Union proposed constructing embassies.
- : Kommitseppuku ceased to exist.
- : The Authoritarian Empire of The Authoritarian People agreed to construct embassies with Union of Nationalists.
- : The Chungkuo of The Kuomintang of the region Union of Nationalists proposed constructing embassies.
The First Imperial Order Regional Message Board
I am helping Louxembourg build up their military again; reason for this is because I do not want them being dependant on us for defense against outside forces, even though we are more that willing to help defend Imperial lands it still is a good thing if they could hold their own until further forces arrive.
What this means is I will provide them with the ability to produce: their own ships, their own soldiers, their own equipment, and their own industrial complexes. I will also build a few research facilities these will be equipped with tier four equipment (tier four out of five tiers; with tier six being top secret technological researches); this will allow them to research their own ships and create a fleet of their own. The reason why I am giving them research facilities is because when I visited I noticed that they had a lack of research and technology (thier top research equipment being rated at tier one), and I realized that is most likely why they are unwilling to create ships and other technologies to help further their advancements.
Louxembourg you can thank me for this, and note that I most likely will not take these things away as long as you AREN'T using them to: harm the region, harm your citizens, or the things being created are stupid/useless.
Understandable but I will continue to keep informants in that sh*thole...I mean wonderful country
As will I, for we still cannot fully trust their judgement. Especially with these new systems and facilities.
As a follow up from my previous report on progress against the Yantzee Dynasty:
The coalition force that I have with the Ragnen and the Tentermex have captured two galaxies both of which have five Trans-Galactic highways; we are about 40% through the third galaxy. This third galaxy is larger and has 15 Trans-Galactic Highways, 3 Trans-Universal, and one Trans-Dimensional Highway. This Galaxy is a key point in conquering the rest of the Yantzee.
The reason why this galaxy is so important and we cannot afford to lose this fight is because it has a Trans-Dimensional Highway; meaning this is a jump point to be able to reach the rest of the Yantzee Dynasty. If we manage to lose this fight here, we will not get a chance to conquer the rest of the Yantzee, for there are no other jump points within their territory and it would be nearly impossible without it to figure out what Dimension they are in.
Once we have obtained this Trans-Dimensional Jump Point we will be able to figure out how many dimensions they are in, and how many solar systems they have under their control. I personally believe that we will be able to take this Galaxy, and once we conquer it I will send yet another report on our progress and enemy power.
Good to hear brother. Unfortunately things are at a standstill on my end. I used my political prisoners already to gain resources, territory, and all my POW's released from their custody. I may have forgotten to tell the mighty emperor though that I may have introduced a slow acting poisin into the systems of both prisoners. With that plus our few offensives we have roughly captured 56.29% of their lands. Things are not as easy as they used to be. they make us bleed for every inch of ground we claim. I am proud to report that we have not had to retreat yet.
I forgot to put this in the report, but I have assassinated one of the Dynasty's family members; I cannot say too much at this time, but I can say it was the nephew of the leader, so in this dimension they do not have a leader.
This is something that just happened: My 500th and 3000th fleets have captured the Trans-Galactic Highway, and let me tell you all, it is either really good for us or this is going to be an extremely long war. What we have found is that they are currently in 17 dimensions, and this either means they are at war with another class 11 or they are a much larger nation than what we once thought. I will have more details once we have total control over this galaxy.