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The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands RMB

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Founder: Pastalands

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Most Rebellious Youth: 1,924th Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,300th Best Weather: 2,456th
World Factbook Entry

Welcome to The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands. We are a region devoted to the FSM. We generally don't care.

Please remember to celebrate talk like a pirate day (September 19) and FSMas (December 25).

May you forever be touched by his noodly appendage.

Sorry about the mess. We were invaded. Still cleaning up. If your nation was ejected by invaders, please, feel free to rejoin.

FSM in their infinite wisdom allowed the invasion, to remind us that... Hmmm... Not really sure. Let's pray.

Have some pasta and beer.


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    Recent discovery of ancient pasta bowl

    FactbookHistory by Pastafarinism city . 7 reads.

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    The Original Prophets

    FactbookReligion by Pastafarinism city . 6 reads.

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    The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands World Factbook Entry / tags / embassies

    FactbookMiscellaneous by Pastalands . 13 reads.

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    FactbookPolitics by Pastalands . 55 reads.

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    The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands Constitution

    FactbookLegislation by Pastalands . 51 reads.

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Embassies: The Bar on the corner of every region, The Doctor Who Universe, Penguia, Gypsy Lands, The Great Universe, Hollow Point, Nordur, Weeks Auto Repair, Rogue CONclave, NationStatesHolics Anonymous, Misanthropic Bloc, The Peaceful Coffee Shop In Chicago, The Sands, Thanksgiving, The Flying Fishes Bait Shop, The Dumpster Behind the Coffee Shop, and 6 others.Fredonia, The United Multiverses, Meatpackers union, The 1st Entente, Avadam Inn, and Save Our Planet.

Tags: Anti-Fascist, Casual, Eco-Friendly, Fandom, Featured, Founderless, Liberal, Magical, Pacifist, Parody, Silly, Small, and 4 others.Snarky, Social, Surreal, and Video Game.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands contains 7 nations, the 2,730th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Best Weather in The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands

The following nations were determined to have the best all-round weather.

As a region, The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands is ranked 2,456th in the world for Best Weather.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Matriarchy of KorotaniaLeft-wing Utopia Utopia“Fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun”
2.The Queendom of VeselicaDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“If there's a miracle there's a way”
3.The Most Serene Republic of Spaghetti MarinaraScandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal“In the Name of the Pasta, the Sauce, and the meatballs”
4.The Democratic States of The Anarchic DucknationCivil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives“E”
5.The Empire of Imperial GeorgiaFree-Market Paradise Randroids“Patience makes the heart grow fonder.”
6.The Ivy League University of CornellLeft-wing Utopia Utopia“Where any person can find instruction in any study.”
7.The Republic of Northern Estux RomeradrahothoCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“Unity, Discipline, Work”

Regional Happenings


The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands Regional Message Board

Please don't end our relationship and embassy with you!!!! We are harmless and love FSM!!!!

Greetings from Penguia! I hope you're doing well.

Danationwithdalongname wrote:Please don't end our relationship and embassy with you!!!! We are harmless and love FSM!!!!

Looks like the embassy is still standing

The Region of Save Our Planet welcomes the new embassy with The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands!
It is an honor to establish diplomatic relations with you.
Your nations are always welcome to post on our RMB concerning any issues that affect our Earth.
Please let any of your fellow regions with the Eco-Friendly Tag know about us.

Read all about it!
- Card Raiding in Rejected Times
- Read the diplomatic Cable
- The Loranian Times Issue 2 reveals NS's new law firm
- Pecking order revealed in Loranian Times Issue 1
- UP Cup in the UPBC chronicle
- Koem Kab's defeat was in the cards. Card News Edition 5
- Market crashes in Card News Edition 4
- TEP & XKI on the pull in Card News Edition 3
- War ongoing in New World Union Chronicle vol 2
- A laughing stock is revealed in the New World Union Chronicle vol 1
- You see U.C.E.O.T.W. Times Edition 8
- Weekend edition of NS Today -
- Get your Daily Line and place a sports bet

Get involved!
- It's hypnotic! Choose your own adventure.
- Cast your vote in your Eligible Polls
- Craps! The Sands turns three!


I recently read an interesting theological question. It refers to a recovering alcoholic who is sensitive to gluten, and thus can not eat pasta.

Here is my opinion on this:
While Pastafarians in general celebrate the Noodly Goodness by enjoying pasta and drinking beer, this is not a requirement. FSM is more interested in how you treat other people -- see "The 8 I'd Rather You Didn'ts".

So, be nice to people and find some food you can enjoy without worrying about your health, and drink water, coffee, milk, ... it's all FSM creation.


Apologies - I'm culling embassies so as to make the paper round easier. Add us to your dossier if you'd like to keep up with what's going on. Thanks for your custom!


I created a new poll. Feel free to vote.

Pastalands wrote:I created a new poll. Feel free to vote.

I was going to vote 30, but that option is missing

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