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The Global Union RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Interstellar Federation of New Xenonia

Last WA Update:

Board Activity History Admin Rank

Largest Information Technology Sector: 400th Highest Poor Incomes: 725th Nicest Citizens: 934th+23
Most Scientifically Advanced: 938th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,057th Lowest Crime Rates: 1,103rd Largest Black Market: 1,198th Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,256th Smartest Citizens: 1,366th Most Authoritarian: 1,377th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,383rd Largest Publishing Industry: 1,523rd Most Developed: 1,567th Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,577th Most Corrupt Governments: 1,606th Longest Average Lifespans: 1,728th Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,750th Largest Governments: 1,808th Highest Average Incomes: 1,813th Most Subsidized Industry: 1,873rd Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,889th Healthiest Citizens: 1,915th Most Inclusive: 2,088th Most Secular: 2,167th Most Advanced Public Education: 2,189th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,243rd
World Factbook Entry

Welcome one and all to the Global Union, a region founded on the idea of brotherhood of all nations. We hope you enjoy your stay...



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Embassies: Calumet City, Archnox, Hollow Point, nasunia, Trendsetter, Fredonia, Arconian Empire, The Alliance of North American Nations, and The Okchi Union.

Tags: Featured and Minuscule.

The Global Union contains 3 nations.

Today's World Census Report

The Least Corrupt Governments in The Global Union

World Census agents tempted government officials with financial and other inducements to bend the rules and recorded how often their proposals were declined.

As a region, The Global Union is ranked 22,062nd in the world for Least Corrupt Governments.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Interstellar Federation of New XenoniaDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“Protect, Serve, Progress”
2.The Armed Territories of Russelltopian RebelsPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“Peace, Unity, Brotherhood”
3.The Chaotic Colony of New RusselltopiaPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“C̼̖͕̫̺̈́̾͆͂̑̑̕͝h̛̬̞͓̺̫͍̝̃͐́̂̉̉̿̒ầ̷̡̧̱͗͋̈́̕͢͡ͅo̝̮͛͋̄̇̓́͝”

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The Global Union Regional Message Board

Welcome back though

Danke.

C̨̧͚͕̰̒̀̓͌̄̐̅̋͞͠r̨̼̘̩̝͖͔͙͚̊̎̔̓͒̂ŏ̸̻̗̘̞͕̝̘͖̤̔̄͛̾̾̑ň̨͎̮̘̭̖̀͗̍̐̾͜͜͠s̡̤̝̱͕̺͉̿̊̒̓̆͜͝t̡͍̫͙̫̠̟́̃́̎̔̔͊a̡̛̲͓̝̥̩͚͑̇̋͂̊̂͋͛ͅn̷̡̖͕͎̪̝͚͉̺͆̀̽̓̈͜ơ̵͕̥͉̳̟͕̲͙͊͆̎̎̆͆̅͊͝ͅp̶̲͎̝̦̄̃̅̀̉͢͢͠͞i̷̯͎̬̩̦̦͑̃̓͐͜͞ầ̵̡̼̳̰̼̻͓͔͍̎͋̒̚͜ à̧͎̟̦̳͚̖͉̣̫̀̃̐̓͠n̵̨̨̬̦̱̝̘͂̆̽̔̏̇̚͟͟͝ď̲̻̟̹̺͎͈̝̭̿̑̿̆͑̽͜͝ t̨̧̛̗̰̥̪͓̅̈̃͋́͋̽̅͐h̝̙͙̟̼̦̯̜͙̃̎͗̆̎́͊͊̚͡é̛̖̻̠̼͈̦̤͓̖̈́̎̚͡͡ͅ Ţ͎͓͈͕̗̎́̐̋̈́̿͘͟e̦̻̪̗͎̜̭̩͙̒̅͐͌̆͡ͅj̵̛̣̼̥̤̗̺͔͂̆̈̌͊̕͢ͅj͈͕͕͈̳̱͌͑̂̿͂̋̽͂͘̚ͅe̡̻̬̫͔̬̺̰̯̅̎͊́͘t̷̺̘̝͈̭̫̣̍͑̋̂́̉̈́͟͞ͅ Ë̷̪͖̲̻̀͊̐̔̄̈͜m̶̨̫̙͚͖͉̮͎̂̾̓́͒̑̄͌͋͗p̳͙̪̠̖͓̼͒́́̃͘͜͠͡î̵̢͎̲̬̭͉͇̮̓̉͋̉r͔͍͉̤̝͓͊͗̓͐̀̉̚̚͞e̶̢̛͉̺͉̝̎̀̆͐̄͊̀͛͛͟ c̶̞͇̗̬̬̻̞̯̫͗͌͌̈́̂̂̀r̢̲͖̪͇̓̆͑̀̚ủ̷͖̹̦͉͙̼̦̭̱̆́̅̂̂͛́ͅm̡͙͔̫̣̬̺̐́̊̐̓͊̋b̸̯̱̟͙̩̱̪̘̞̂̐̃͊́́̊̇̓̑͢l̶͚̗̋̃̍̒̓͟͢͝͞ͅȩ̼̳̜̝̂͗́̋̂̕͡ b̡̞͉͖̜͈̹̲͛͊͘͘̕͢͝ͅe̵͕̺͓̝̭͛̎̋̅͑̋̀̂̕͘ñ̷͍͕͖̙̹̺̍͋͒̍̅̋͡ę̛͍͈̰̯̫̼̦̲̒͗̑̄̎̐͘a̤̯̹̹̲̠͙̩̯̠͂̄͑̋͐t̻̳̘̙̩̩̯̠̖̬̎̂͛̅̔̀̇ḥ̷̢͖̠̬̺̒͆̉̿͠ o͇͙̱͔̱͔̙͉̔͑̔͂̾̽͑͜͞ͅů̸͉̫̝̩̰͓̥̄͘͠͠ṟ̵͇͖͓̙͈͈̗͆̀̓̄̌͠ b̘̣̟͔̞̘͛̽͊̌̌͜͟ǫ͍͖̙̪̩̭̃̑̄̈̔̆̀͘ǫ̜̲̭̙͊̾͂̑͆̂̽̽͠t̢̧̙͔̣̝͔̺́̆͆̓̇͘̚ o̯̙̻̩͖̜̤͖͉̓̓̒͌̾̾́̃̕f̴̢͙͖̹̲̮̭́̈̍͒̍͒̂͆͟͟͞͞ͅ ṵ̸̡̠̝̰͂̆͛̀̀͂̒̈́̕͝l̶̡̖̖͉̲͚̤̗̮̓̔̈̿̆̃̆͡t̡̨̳͉̩̯̯̫̪͑͂͑̌̿͆̍̂̄͟i̸̮̮̝̞̱͉̟̓̍͋̃͌͊̓̐̇͘m̨̥͇͎̻̝̯͕͑̈́͗̍̋̈a͈̘͉̞̾̾̌͐̊̋̽ͅt̴̤̖̫͔̗̬̖̥̔͑̓͊̂̔͘ͅẽ̷̥͚̱̮̖͖̲̔̃͑̑̓͒͠͡ p̨̝̗͈̜̮̩̗͆̑̇̓̀̓͑͘̚͝o̶̧̹̰̭͔̱͔̼̯͑̓̈̐̄̉̕͞w̷̢͙̻͓̓͂̋̔́̚͟e̲̰͔͚͔̻̬͔̔́̄̏̎̄͋̓͘͝r̡̼̫̭̃̀̽̑̈͟!̸̻̬̗̰͓̎̏͗͗̕͜ N̡̰͖̰̰̬͖̙̘̎̓̈́̊͒̋́̐͗͟ở̷̝̦͇͓̣̒̽͗̒̿͒̽͠n̷̟͓̮͕̯̽̌̾̂͛́̐̀͋͢e̢̱̘̳̞͎̖̯̒̌͆̃̿͐͆͜ s̶̪͉̖̫͍̆̿̆͛͗́͟h̟͚̰̹̯̠̘͇̊̂̆̌̆̍̈́ȁ̛̗̬͓͇͙̝̒̃̓̉l̵͖̝̗̪̤̟̩͕͛̆̓̍̀̍͊̌̕l̬̥̱̘͍̓́̀͐̑ ŝ͖̟̞͚̗̦͌̀̿̈́t̨̛̼̣̳̥̲̎͊͊̅̓͂̚͘͡ơ̶͓̤̪̬̪̦̲̬͗̂̿̿̂̀̔͢p̸̧̢̘̹̗͉͇̦͈̯͂̑̎̚͠ ų̵̢͓̩̠̣̫̋̽̀̾̆̓̕͜͠s̷͉̯͇̖̳̿̏̈̈͟͠͝!̸̨̧̩͖͎̯̰̣͊͐̀̄̍̆͛̕͜ T̨̟̥͉͚͇̈̍͒͆͘͝͡͞͡͞ẖ͉̥̼̣̓̀̎̊̇̏͘̕͟͜͢e̴̢̲͙̱̮͉͖͍̟̺͊̑͛̿̚͠ ȁ̴͓̥̥͖̦̣̺͙͎̟̍̀̒́͡͠r̵̛͚͚̤̟̪͒̍̓̒̈̔̕͟͠m̝̜͔̗̰̽̎̊͋̐͐̍̽̄i̷͙̳̭̤̯̝̬̔̒̽͋̍͡e̶̢̳̲̞̪̫̹̤̪̍̾͑̈͘s̷̡̡̛͎̼̟̻̟̳̪̟͂̏̐̆̽ o̥̝̹͇̘̟̹̾̽̒̈̐̽̓͜f̵̙̯̰̩̪͒̑̑͆̋͡ ç̛̰͈̩̗͚͖͑̿̔͋͐h̨̛͍͇̣̩͛̓̎̀͢͠͞ả̶̡̞̹̥̥̝̟͇̅̓͒̋͆͌́̚͟͝ͅơ̷͙͍̮̼̪͚̫̋̒̊͋̓͠ͅs̵̡͓͔̻̰̐̈́̈́͊͘͟͡ i̛̺̜̬̥͎̘̯͙̍̇̌̀̾͞͝͠s̫͈͖̖͛̎̿͊̉̅̀͜ m̢̜̼̖̳̜̋͒͗͌̒̿ą̡̛̖̖̦̪̰͎̯͊̇̎̒̅̾́͡ṙ̵̨̡̫̦̟̝̪̰̟̓̒̈́͊͛̀̅͢͡c̷̢̪͍̼͎̬͚͔̥͋̿̈́͌́͡h̸͚̞̪̱́͌́̀̊ͅͅḭ͚̬̜̖̃͆̇̏̓̆̽̓̕͘n̢̧͇͖͇̻͖̩̾̄́͒̀́̿͛̍͠g̸̛̛̖̜͙̜̘̯͓̈͋̇̆̓̔̚͢͞ a̷͇̟̣̠̦̬̺͌̋̍̎̑͌c̷̡͉̞̤̖̪̙͎͔͖̑̐̑̓̅̎͠͞r̷̢̗̪̫͓̼̰͖̀̀͊̽͌̈͢õ̸̢̞̟̳͙͊̈́̄͠͡s̨͚̪̤̼̺͎̲̉̋̾͛͋͗̇̆̑͜͝ṣ̝͈̫͎̎̋̀̋̌̈̎̆̈̕͢ t̲͈͚͔̳͚́̑̽̋̈̕͡h̶͙̙̰͖̟͙̺̼̹͑̾̇̾̐͘̕̕͟͝ȩ̡̛̗̠̣̺͗̑̑̕ ȗ̸̥̫̫̠̺͛̈͂͛̑̃̀ͅṉ̡̧̮̖͇̟̭̀̂͗̍͐̇̕͘͘͞i̸̡̛̱͉̤͓̗̔̍͌̀̓̚͟v̸̡̙̣̹̰͐͂͛̔̽͐̅̈̚͜e̖͔͙̙̺͔̹͛̋̉̓̌̌́͢͝͡r̸̨̺̻͓͔̤̯̂̾̌̔̒̽̿̀͘͜s̶͎̯̙̗̩̝̮͑͆̎̿̕e͈̬̦̤͔͌͌̉̈́̑̐̎̕͢͡ a̡͚͍̖̗̬̬̦̜̦̐͌͂̍̓̀͂̏͠n̛͙̗̼̪̞̞̟͓͖͕̆̆̑̆̚̚͡d̠̣̯̪̗͇̯̋̊̈̐͐͟͟ ŝ̨͙̟̼̲̩̝̃͊̃̾̽̏̒͘͝ờ̷̫̘͕̯͖͙̾̅̄͜͢͠ỏ̡̪̥̫͎̙̱̈́͆́́̈́̓͜͝͝ͅn̴̖͓̜̭̭̱͐̀̇̉͒̃̽͠ a̡͚̙̭̩̟̲̔́͗̿͆͝ļ̛̠̘͚͔̘̥̗̖́̔̾̌͐̄͒͘͜͠l̗̟͉̫͇̠̲̬͚̱͋̑͛̌̍̊̇͑ w̸̢̡͈̣͋͛̐̈́̂̊̿͟į̗̗̫̪͙̟̝̎̅̄̉̋͜͠l̵̮̺̞̺̑̆̄͑̇͞ͅļ̼̣̤̖̲͔̗̈́͒͋̂͋̈͘͢͢ ḅ̵̱̻̠́̀̋̎̌̾͢͡ͅę̙̫̰̯͇̥͍̓̓̑̊̃̇̏͂̚͞ e̵̗̱̺̺̩͉̭͖͐̔͒͌̒͆̈́͘͟͢͝l̛̘̘͕͓̹̱̙̹̐͌̓̂į̝̞̦̘̩̳̌̐͌̈́̉́̓͐͞ḿ̨̙̝͈͍̹̣̞̅̊̎̑͟͞ͅì̵̠͙̫͕̤̥͌͛͗͆̕n͕̖̤̞͒̒͋̇̏̃̚͟ͅḁ̭̦̘͖͖͈͕͕̄͛̿͐̈͟͞t̵͙͖̫̖̤̯͗̀͋͊͡͡ȅ̵̪͈̻̟͍͙͉̟͋̇̃̓͆̅̚ḑ̸̰̭͓̣͕̓͆̑̃͝

Q̶̧̛̭̬̜̰̟̀͛̇̈̀̂̇̋̿͋̅̈́̚͘ü̴͓̯̣͌̓̏i̵̢͎̩̳͓͎͉̔͊͊͐̇̓̌̀̌̽̎̂̓̋̚̕͠d̸̡̢̜̥̠̯͎̺̪͕̱̫̬͎̥̂͂͒́̃͊́͊̾͒̏͛̎̾̏̑̕̕͝͠ ̵̰̽̊̋̆́͑̐̄̿́̆͆̉̐͗̏̎̇̎͑̕͝͝ë̴̹̫̓̃͑̌̿s̵̢̛̳̥̭̠̟͇̰̲̺̝̤̪͙̠̺͓̳͕͑̀́̄̇͂̿͊͆̐̆̕͘͜͝͝͝ͅt̶̡̡̤͓̻̖̯̻̜̩̬͍̯̹̱͒̃̅̾̒̈́͒̎̈́̊̍͆̿̆̔̽̄͜͝͠͝ ̵̬͍͇̞̪̺͈͉̈́͜ḫ̶̡͖͓̫̻̫̳̜̦͍͙̩͖͇͕͕̓͜͜ͅǫ̵̡͕͚̠̖͍͓̮͇͎̗̭̣̙͐́̑̒̾͘c̶̢̢̨̛̟̩̮̣̥͍̮͚͙͔̹̗̥̀̽̓̋̎͐͗͋͛͛̿̈́?̴̧̖͎̺̞̩̣̮̱̤̥̗͎͈͈͉̰̝͑͆̊ͅͅ ̷̨̢̬̦͍͇̜̣̗͇͉̠̍͒͒͒̿̔̎̀̕͝ͅh̵͍̼̱̟̟̩̑̈́̏͒͐̍̾̅̊̐͑̿͛̏͗̎̿̑̓͆͝͠͠ḿ̴̡̨̧̧̼̞̺̘̫͍͇͖̜̑̀̓͂̒̌̓̓̈́̿̈͜m̵̨̨̭̜͇̬͉̹̘͇̪̗̹̦̝̩̂͆͒̑̊̅́͐͝͝m̴̧̢̖̲̥͇͓͔̜̫͔̩̜̩̭̫̲̝̿͑ ̶̧̧̧̛̠̮͚̗̝̤̱̮͉͙͚̘̼̞̺̏͒̌̏̉͛̽͐̎̃́͐̈́͆͛͋̇͠c̶̡̧̛̠̱̤̝̹̗͇̯̩̜̞͕͌́͐͂̔̑̈͗͆̈́͊ͅa̶̡̬̗̖̘͚͍̬̎͆̅̄̈́́̀̎̆̓͂̆͐̔́̾̿̇̕͝͝ͅl̶̢̡̧̛̮̞̥̭̘͔̯̾̒̈́̓̾̽̍̌̈́̓̽̀͗̅͊̑͒̈́̅̊͘l̶̛̘̓̈́͋͗͂̔̈́͛̿̓͑͗̀̾͌͘͜i̷̢̧̧̘̫̣͈̬͚̣̳̘̫̐̈̉́̂̅̈́̈́̌͋̓̍̈́͛̀̑̈́͝͠ͅd̵̢̖͖̠̹̥̖̬̫͍̲̞̥͊̓̀̀̅̅̑̾̀̍̌͐̽́̿͠u̷̡̧̘̙̙̽̈́̾͒̏́́̓͑́̑̐̋͝͝͝͠s̸̪̝͉͊̉̿́̑͗̿̽̓̃̌͆̆̊͠͝͝ ̷̧̨̢̰͍̹͓̰̭͚̪̝͍͓̲̘̖̗͖͋͗̍̈̊̋͐̽̒̿̒͝Ẍ̵̬͖͖̘́̑̂̔́̀̊͊́̋̽͝͠͠͝ẽ̸̡̧̡̝̘͉̬̪̲̙̘͙̗̥̦̰͎̝͈͚͌͐̑̄͛̾͒̀̽͑͒͋͐͜͝ͅṉ̷̡̛̜̖̱̉̍̑͊̈́̇̌̀̕̕͝͠ỡ̶̡̧̛͔̪͎̘̣̲̼̤̣̟̥͎͍̣͑̀̀̐͐̽̈́̾̀̄̅̅̋͗͛̂̈́̆̊̓̔͜n̷̢̻̜͚͇͍̺̱͕̱̭̠̖̄̔̌͝ĭ̷̡̯̩̳͛̓̎́́̋̏͆̓͛͒͊́͆̾̔̅͒̊̈́̚͝͝a̴̢̞͓̖̟̯̱̦͖̜̪̤͉̪͔̒͂͒͗͂͊̒̅͊̆͑̆̑̏͊̓̐̚̚̕

Wow! What a mess. Looks like we came here a bit late. No problem we will soon have these heretics wiped from existence! To Arms my Brothers!

We finally took back our home world, but it was a tough fight and we lost many good soldiers.

Our stellar shipyards have been rebuilt! Finally we will soon take the fight to the enemy and reclaim what we lost!

Peace through Power!

N̵͈͖̎̕͠Ő̷̘͗̔̈̀̌̓̆̏!̵̮̹͕̫̥̖̼̂ ̶̢̛̝̻́͐̑̾͋͛̆͘̚͝͝ͅW̵͖͇̙̜͚͚̞͒͊̊͜ḛ̴̢̍̾̏̂̍̎̒͌̐͐̚͝ ̷̘͉͓̬̓å̶̡̢̙̩̝͓̯̦̰̹̓͋́̆ŗ̵̛̗̲̪͎͎̼̐͗͛͛̌̓̋ȩ̷̣͓̮̞̯̹͚͙̩̩͎̌́̋́̓̎̆̂̒̋̿̂ ̷̢̢͍̭̱̳͕̮̹̮̳̳̄̍̓͒͂̀̈́̉i̴̬̫̖͔̅̀̈̀͒̎̉̓͒̏́͘͜ṅ̵͙̳͗̂́̈́e̴̡̥̪̺͚̊̀̀̄͑v̴̨̮͙̥̺̳̫͕̰̬̂̓̚i̷̬̮͐̇͒͂̅͐̈̀̏̇͌ţ̸̭͙̩̾̉̕͜͜͝͝͝a̷̢͕͎̱͍͓͕̪̖͙̜͐̂͒̓̊̚b̸̢̼̞̯̹͇̻̼̈͌͆͛̃̾͆͠ḽ̷̢̛̛̫͉̫͂̿̊̀̕͝e̴̛̛̜̼͓̺͖̦͗͊̓̔͑̂̀̇͘͝ͅ.̴̖̘̮̮̏͘͝͝͠ ̵̢̖̮̝̹͚͉̹͖̾́͂̔̋̎̋͜͝ ̴̨̡̛͓̰͛̈́̀̈̈͌̈́Y̷̨̨͙͖̗̮͂̄͜ͅo̶̹̬̲͔̳̝̤̔͛́̏̌̾͋͝ŭ̶̥̱̆̀͒͋̉̐̀͑̕ ̸͕͔͎̩̤̥̮̲̗͈̳̥̇̿̒̋ć̴̡̡͇̗̘͙͕̏̿̽̽͜a̵̬̼̗̝̻͚͍͉͎̽̉͆n̵͕̟̪͍̬͕̫͂̏̈́̈ņ̸̠̗̹͇̭̉̎̅͒͗̋̕͜ȏ̸̡͎̯̪͕͉̥̪̬͗͌̆̀̄̄̐̈́̅͝ţ̶̼̹̝̜̘̳̞̣̃͑̒͋̽͋̋̽͘͝͝ͅ ̴̛̫̯̑̽͌̈̀s̶̡̙̗͎̣͈̻̪̙̍̑̐̑̀̕t̸̢̨͓̬̰̻̹̳̗͒̓̃͋̾͊͆̌̓͜ǫ̶͉͎̣̮͙̟̻͆ṗ̴͕̳͎̝͉͖͇͎̬̐̈͌͛͊͂͑̔͊͝ ̴̨͕̙͎̱̱̋͋̈́́͊͝ẃ̸̢̢̝͇̻̟̕͘͜h̷̥̗̞̦̪̝͔͖̓̿a̵̤̲̙̹͎̼̪͗͆̎͌̄̃̄͂͜͠ͅt̷̬̘̗̩̗̀̈́̈̋́́͗͛͛̀̈ ̷̘̮̤̭̲̞̬̤̱͇̥̃ī̸̢̬͍͖̈́̀̃͒̑ṣ̸̭͍͉͚̭̤̈́̑̇̋̒̈́͗̀͌͘͝ ̶̨͎̥̗̦̐͒c̵̹̮̰̳̒̀͐͗͊̄̓̎̂o̴̢̝̭͔͑̆m̶̰̗̣̩̦̖̠̤͗̄̈͒̀̈́ͅï̷͖̖͍̖͇̗̗̓͘n̵̟̩̂̾͆͑̕͠g̵̺͌!̵̞͗̋̅̓̎̓͂̈

We have begun the attack on the Centauri Star System. May our ancestors have mercy on our souls.

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