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The Horde RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Romance of Kipling's Orient of Alexandria Eschate

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 27th Most Efficient Economies: 68th Largest Agricultural Sector: 106th+46
Largest Publishing Industry: 115th Most Subsidized Industry: 154th Most Cultured: 170th Most Scientifically Advanced: 184th Smartest Citizens: 191st Highest Wealthy Incomes: 228th Most Cheerful Citizens: 234th Largest Information Technology Sector: 248th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 250th Most Inclusive: 252nd Nicest Citizens: 254th Largest Governments: 280th Highest Average Incomes: 304th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 317th Rudest Citizens: 323rd Most Compassionate Citizens: 324th Most Beautiful Environments: 328th Healthiest Citizens: 337th Most Developed: 385th Largest Welfare Programs: 403rd Lowest Crime Rates: 413th Largest Retail Industry: 440th Most Advanced Public Education: 472nd Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 626th Highest Average Tax Rates: 683rd Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 687th Highest Poor Incomes: 721st Most Nations: 730th Safest: 885th Most Secular: 937th Most Devout: 1,003rd Most Pacifist: 1,092nd Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,270th Longest Average Lifespans: 1,342nd Nudest: 1,365th Largest Black Market: 1,375th Most Corrupt Governments: 1,504th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,536th Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,538th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,659th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,718th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,724th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,744th Best Weather: 1,942nd Highest Economic Output: 2,085th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,341st
World Factbook Entry

As Alexander marched East, conquering and scattering whole nations to the wind, his army eventually came upon a sprawling mountain range.

Ignoring locals who warned against it, Alexander set off through the mountain pass with a few men to see what manner of people lay to the North.

When Alexander returned, he returned alone and wild eyed. He spoke of an “innumerous horde” of “unclean nations”, poised to wreak devastation.

And he spoke little more, but set his army to work building a great wall that would span this mountain pass -- "lest those Unclean Nations turn their eyes South to the civilized world."

We are the nations Alexander encountered. We are the Horde walled up behind his Gates. Pray we do not turn our gaze South.

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    Immigrant Story

    FactbookOverview by North Cross . 79 reads.

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    The Gates of Alexander

    FactbookHistory by Alexandria Eschate . 30 reads.

Embassies: Fjord, Hundred Acre Wood, Christmas, The Bar on the corner of every region, Warhammer 40000, and Dinotopia.

Tags: Casual, Independent, Isolationist, Medium, and Neutral.

The Horde contains 21 nations, the 730th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Stationary in The Horde

Long-term World Census surveillance revealed which nations have been resident in their current region for the longest time.

As a region, The Horde is ranked 8,724th in the world for Most Stationary.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Romance of Kipling's Orient of Alexandria EschateCivil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives“...that victorious Hellenes should dance again in India”
2.The Black Iron Prison State of DungeonCorporate Police State Halliburton“Those who live in glass houses should not throw stones”
3.The Brazen Panoply of Steam and ClockworkCorporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches“A God in every Machine”
4.The Eurasian Steppe Horse Nomads of HordeTyranny by Majority Tyranny by Bourgeois“My name is Legion, for we are many”
5.The Cerulean Cardinal Bloodlines of The Enduring House of AugustBenevolent Dictatorship Temporary Liberal State of Emergency“Tradition. Lineage. Good Breeding.”
6.The Mutinous Arcadian Schism of Sovereign WildernessLeft-wing Utopia Utopia“POSTED: No Trespass. Keep Out”
7.The ℌᴏʟʏ 𝔅ʏᴢᴀɴᴛɪɴᴇ 𝔈ᴍᴘɪʀᴇ of Varangian RusLiberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State“In no way Holy, nor Byzantine, nor an Empire”
8.The Queuing Bureaucratic Decency of Great PrecisionCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“ℜ𝔲𝔩𝔢 𝔅𝔯𝔦𝔱𝔞𝔫𝔫𝔦𝔞”
9.The Milk and Honeyed Floodplains of Womb of NationsScandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal“Legions from Cavernous Depths”
10.The Codified Jurisprudence of Byzantine LawInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Force of Arms and Observance of Law”

Regional Happenings


The Horde Regional Message Board

Yeah, it's all just me...I just enjoyed the idea for the joke and couldn't pass it up

Post self-deleted by Alethes Sophia.

Hello friend, welcome.

You may be a little disappointed to discover that this region is actually just myself and all of my puppets. I am not too much involved with the wider NS community, preferring to seclude myself here and play with world-building and creating histories for my nations.

However, I am not opposed to others in my region, I simply do not go out of my way to recruit. You are more than welcome to stay.

Let me know what you think, and if you'd like to remain. You appear pretty new to NationStates, so if you have any questions, I'd be happy to answer any and all. I can also help with making flags and banners, if that interests you.


Kitopea justified

Great, glad to hear.

I'm in the United States, and am usually checking in and answering issues between 6am to 9am before work, maybe a couple times later. I've been checking in today more often because Z-Day is coming. Let me know if you want to participate in Z-Day.

Hello and merry Christmas all. As a gift we’ve decided to donate you a crate of sprouts for the head(s) of state for every nation and we have our chef’s assurances they will be the best sprouts you’ve ever tasted.

Enjoy today and have a happy new year from Christmas.

Other baggus

Other baggus wrote:sup nerds?

Hello and welcome :)

Please make yourself at home, kick your feet up, help yourself to some stale chips and watery dip.

Other baggus

Alexandria Eschate wrote:Hello and welcome :)

Please make yourself at home, kick your feet up, help yourself to some stale chips and watery dip.

is this where the psychotic dictatorships hang out? cuz im looking for where the psychotic dictatorships hangout.

Other baggus wrote:is this where the psychotic dictatorships hang out? cuz im looking for where the psychotic dictatorships hangout.

I'm sorry to say that you seem to have the wrong place. Given your flag, perhaps you are looking for Psychotic Dictatorships?

You're welcome to stay and hang out, though. And if you have any questions or need suggestions for other regions, I'd be happy to answer any. This is just my own personal region, so I'm just here talking to myself :P

Hello PR Wild Force, welcome to the region! Please let me know if you have any questions or comments.

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