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The House at Pooh Corner RMB

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Founder: The Aborted Syberian Wanderings of Kate Walker

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Most Rebellious Youth: 392nd Largest Black Market: 590th Fattest Citizens: 683rd+6
Nudest: 864th Most Nations: 1,147th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,219th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,460th Most Corrupt Governments: 1,672nd Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,307th
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You'd be surprised there's so much to be done,
Count all the bees in the hive,
Chase all the clouds from the sky


We are a small region comprised of somewhat confused animals, minerals, and vegetables. Visitors are welcome, but we don't exchange embassies unless we have a great deal in common with a region (which should probably worry those few regions with whom we do have embassies). Please feel free to drop in, play Pooh Sticks, and enjoy muffins and mimosas. But most of all, HAVE FUN




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    Donut Friday

    FactbookCulture by Woolly Rhinoceros . 10 reads.

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    MetaReference by Kate Walker . 30 reads.

Embassies: The Respected Realms, The Peaceful Coffee Shop In Chicago, Firefly, The Local Supermarket, Yggdrasil, The Bar on the corner of every region, Christmas, Agora, Thanksgiving, Avadam Inn, The Sands, Where the Wild Things Are, and Philosophy 115.

Tags: Casual, Eco-Friendly, LGBT, Magical, Medium, Multi-Species, and Social.

The House at Pooh Corner contains 13 nations, the 1,147th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Least Corrupt Governments in The House at Pooh Corner

World Census agents tempted government officials with financial and other inducements to bend the rules and recorded how often their proposals were declined.

As a region, The House at Pooh Corner is ranked 21,623rd in the world for Least Corrupt Governments.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Primeval Megafauna of Woolly RhinocerosCivil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives“Embrace the Wool”
2.The Aborted Syberian Wanderings of Kate WalkerTyranny by Majority Tyranny by Bourgeois“I don't wanna Play House”
3.The Rabbit Hole Speleology of Alice Pleasance LiddellAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“Curiouser and Curiouser”
4.The Ambassador of The Respected RealmsInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Gimme Some Respect”
5.The Family of Flopsy BunniesAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“We love carrots”
6.The Discoverian Enclave of DiscLimaxDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“Hatred is blind, as well as love”
7.The Corporate Alliance of Shark BoyIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Once you have their money, you never give it back.”
8.The Matriarchy of Aunt Annas CastlePsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“All Hail Aunt Anna!”
9.The United Kingdom of Cadburys cream eggIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“We are the best chocolate”
10.The Hopeful Laughter of The Voice of ARBLeft-Leaning College State Paradise“When asked what you do, say you laugh for a living”
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The House at Pooh Corner Regional Message Board

Shark Boy wrote:
He sets up a stand of donuts filled with: Yeast Raised, Cake, Doughnut Holes, Beignet, Jelly, Boston Cream, Churros, Potato, Cider, Crullers, Fritters, Twists, Long Johns, Cream Filled, as well as grazed, frosted, or with sprinkles. Also, there is Belgian Waffles, French Toast, Sausages and Bacon, Hash Brown Potatoes, and Fresh Fruit Salad. He also sets up Hot Chocolate, Coffee and Warm Milk with Honey

Tank you, kind sir! Dese look wonderful. And da coffee hits da spot too.

Take dese as a token of our appreciation.

*Hands Shark Boy a deck of Get Out of Jail Free cards*

Pigs Sheep and Wolves wrote:a deck of Get Out of Jail Free cards*[/i]

Just where exactly are you getting all of these Get Out of Jail Free cards..?

The Voice of ARB Since you were kind enough to pin my dumb "Donut Friday" dispatch, I updated it, hopefully in a way you will appreciate...

Woolly Rhinoceros wrote:The Voice of ARB Since you were kind enough to pin my dumb "Donut Friday" dispatch, I updated it, hopefully in a way you will appreciate...

OMG! That is wonderful!

Woolly Rhinoceros wrote:Just where exactly are you getting all of these Get Out of Jail Free cards..?

We has a printing press dere.

The Voice of ARB wrote:OMG! That is wonderful!

Yeah, I was very pleased to discover all of the different "donut illuminati" material out there on the internet. Don't ask me why, just the detritus of the internet, I suppose. It was fun arranging it all into a strange conspiracy banner.

Pigs Sheep and Wolves wrote:We has a printing press dere.

Hm, sounds like a good way to get "Get Out of Jail Card" hyperinflation...

Woolly Rhinoceros wrote:The Voice of ARB Since you were kind enough to pin my dumb "Donut Friday" dispatch, I updated it, hopefully in a way you will appreciate...

Ah yes. The Eye of Providence donuts. I upvote.

He takes a cup of Irish Coffee and a Jam Donut

Woolly Rhinoceros wrote:Sad days. Another local business that's succumbed to the quarantine, I believe. Hopefully it will reopen once this is all over...

I really hope it does reopen.

Pigs Sheep and Wolves wrote:Tank you, kind sir! Dese look wonderful. And da coffee hits da spot too.

Take dese as a token of our appreciation.

*Hands Shark Boy a deck of Get Out of Jail Free cards*

He takes a Get Out of Jail Free cards happily.

-Allemeine wrote:Ah yes. The Eye of Providence donuts. I upvote.

I suppose so.

Woolly Rhinoceros wrote:
Hm, sounds like a good way to get "Get Out of Jail Card" hyperinflation...

We is careful about who we gives dem to. By da way, dey is non-transferable.

-Allemeine wrote:Ah yes. The Eye of Providence donuts. I upvote.

I was hoping that was an actual donut shop, so I did a google search. Sadly, it was not to be. Seems like it would exist in the US city of Providence, Rhode Island, at the very least.

Pigs Sheep and Wolves wrote:By da way, dey is non-transferable.

hmm, I shall be bringing this issue up before the Better Business Bureau of the Hundred Acre Wood.

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